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crippledorphan

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  1. I'll get home from work take a nap wake up about 9pm tick off my wife so she takes the kid and goes stay with her mom for the weekend then go get my buddy then go get some pizza some rockstars plenty of chew then go wait in line then haul butt home and I'll start playing right away and my buddy will have to set up his xbox while I'm already playing oh and while I play on xbox I'll be installing on to my pc
  2. I was thinking that to but it might just be a optical illusion like when I record my ride on my motor cycle or a ride on a roller coaster u can't look up or down to get any depth perception so the uphills and downhills look flat and sometimes downhills look like ur going up idk just a thought
  3. The only complaints i have that are not a big deal at all are 1 skyrim has a forest and a wood mill why are arrows rare doesn't make sense but that is easily fixed 2 the whole u can't parry while dual wielding that's just stupid And last 3 it's not 11.11.11 yet
  4. Why would we want to have a conversation about who the final boss is in Skyrim? I'd want that to be purely be a product of getting through the storyline. Who knows if it's Alduin, as likely as it is? I for one don't care until the game comes out. ...Because i was curiouse? No offense meant of course, I just don't think it's important to want to skip to the end of the game essentially. :) But the World Eater would make sense. No offense but if you don't want to know why even look at this thread that's like me saying I dnot care about soccer but I'm gonna open up this thread about soccer and read it doesn't make sense does it? He just asked a simple question troll much?
  5. Isn't ther a can my comp run this thread some were other than on this thread
  6. that sounds cool, Like this then? No my invasion is the spikes/ dragon teeth be on the face of the shield and the boss but it will be more of a tower shield rather than a targe Maybe add a chance to disarm enemy's when u block cause there weapon get tangled in the spikes/ teeth be cause teeth tend to be slightly curved
  7. Ok first mod is gonna be retexture the stones and rocks just to many polygons....... Do I sound like some douche bag creeper on YouTube crying about xbox graphics? I'll be making a valid attempt at a spiked shield to do some nasty bash dmg maybe textured to look like dragon teeth for spikes if it's not I'm the game already
  8. hahah "Fire the death of chicken" ? should be "El incinerador de pollo!" "The chicken incinerator!" I meant to say fuego la muerte de los pollos wich means fire death of chicken
  9. I will be a crazy high elf that's has gone insane that is convinced that all chicken are out to kill him so his quest will be to burn every chicken in skyrim he will only be known as fuego el muerte de pollo. He will make his money by selling roasted chickens
  10. For my warrior type it willbe flash of the blade by a7x and for my assassin type omerta from lamb of god
  11. Two scenes. "Stop right there Criminal Scum!" *Walks Away* "You dare run away from the might of the argh" *He gets killed from walking over a Frost rune you placed without him noticing* Second Scene "Stop right there Crim. . ." *You kill him by slicing him with your sword." Yeah, I wonder if a guard is walking around by himself in the woods and you have a bounty in that specific region. And if he stops you and you basically kill him, will they count it as if his shout reached the closest city and makes your bounty even higher, or is your kill unnoticed by the population like it should? Would suck if you use a Dragon Shout but instead of hitting the Dragon it kills the guard. Even though it was an accident it is murder like real life. Reminds me of the guy that tried to free that prisoner but he killed the enemies and it turned out the guy he was trying to save died as well. I said that sucks. Ye thats the one problem im concerned about.. becouse there will be situations where some npc just runs right into your blade/fireball or w/e and you kil him by mistake...or the aoe attacks as you mentioned...that would probably need some more programming on the AI so they recognize when you are about to fire of some shout or aoe speel and get the hell out of the way. I know magnetism is already there as it is in the OP. But that won't stop Magick if I remember right. Only Melee. That's called natural selection only the strong and smart survive so I'm screwed cause I am neither smart nor strong so I guess I'm rolling a goblin runner dohvakin
  12. Grrrrr will some one FUS DOH RAH me in to a coma that I'll wake in nov 10
  13. And I use to be in the sca and I dual wielded an axe and a sword and I will tell u I blocked in coming melle attacks just fine but arrows was a pain in my butt litterally but I could actually pull my opponents shield down with my axe and deliver a honorable death. Shields are for little girls :P
  14. On a side note I think Todd Howard and the Bethesda crew should receive the nobell peace prize or at the very least be knighted or something
  15. I was thinking about that...the Stealth category has no offensive skills. Anyone wanting to do a white bread Thief build would have to pick a Warrior skill if they wanted to do any fighting. Or, I guess they could try the Fallout/Deus Ex approach and beat the whole game with speech checks! ...That would end badly in Skyrim. "Hello there, mister or missus giant spider. I have compiled a list of compelling arguments for you to not eat me. Argument the firs-OH GOD MY LEGS I NEED THOSE No no no it's goes hello mister / misses giant scary spider I have a compelling argument why u should no eat me three tiny words FUS DOH RAH. See spider thing I think I have made a compealing argument on why u shouldn't eat............. Speech checks will never be the same roflmao
  16. Haha yeah have to go outside to get some vitamin D or you will get jaundice lol I don't have any more vacation days used em all up when my son was born wife was in hospital for 2 weeks then July 10 son was born Monday wife gets discharged then Tuesday was back to work worst vaca ever didn't even get to spend time with my son
  17. Yeah for sure my son will be 4 months at that time and he will be like wtf dad that wolf almost killed u god ur so not my dad noob haha jk I'm a good dad I'll prolly take frequent breaks to care for him............I will honestly
  18. So I am so calling in sick on Friday 11.11.11 it's payday I'll tell the wife to leave me alone for a 24 hour period unless she brings food or beer and if she wants to watch she has to be very quiet Any one else doing the same
  19. I'll make my mod that I always make for every Bethesda rpg since morrrowind I put a chest that is easy to find and easy to get to and in this chest(named A Helping Hand) is a set of light armor heavy armor a 1 h sword mace axe dagger a 2 h mace sword axe a bow some arrows ashield a few pots some cash and some lockpicks just to get your caracter started all the items are low tier so it's not like oh I just started and I have the best armor and weapons it's just a starter pack of sorts I never published a helping hand cause never seen a reason to do it it's not a hard mod to make at all I have burned it to a DVD to give to my friends but that's it I will be trying my hand at making either a quiver that regenerates arrows or a bow that shoots magical missiles and of course a fortress and maybe a shrine to the craziest god the shrine of crippledorphan I might try a boat mod to fish from idk I'll have to play first to see what I want to add I might even add it to the archive for others if I'm happy with it
  20. Skyrim is set 200 years after your oblivion Breton would have died... If his dad was a powerfully wizard he could have cast any number of rejuvination spells on him self to prolong his life long enough to have a child at the age of 170 or w/e
  21. Zalik Ramesiv a darkelf assassin was hired by the 2 nd house matron mother in menzoberanza to kill the 1 st house matron mother . As he was about to slit her throught he was blinded by an unholly light and then he could see and he realized he was in the 6 th layer of the abyss with demons all around him then the most beautiful female darkelf he has ever seen appears in front of him he instantly bows as low as he can for he know he is in the company of Lothle the spider queen the god of the drows then she speaks " rise zalik Ramesiv you will take this punishment like a drow. You were about to kill my most valuable priestess this I can not tolerate that since you were able to infiltrate and you were able to kill her if I had not intervene I will not take yor life but I will curse you for the rest of yourdays you will live on the surface but not on faerun you will be sent to another realm to live with the cursed darkelfs on that realm all your innate abiltys have been stripped from you no more faire fire no more infrared vision no more levitation all that remains is your skills and your connection with the soul of your dead brother go now male and suffer your curse" instantly a beam of light that might aswell been the sun engulfed zalik and when he came to he was on the surface but the light did not burn his eyes as he looked down he was surrounded by humans and he had a bloodied blade in his hand and a dead human was at his feet judging by his adorned armor he felt he was a general or someone of importants so the curse begins he was captured with no fight A week passes buy an he is told tommorow he would be exicuted he yells out loud damn you spider kissing hag then he begins to laugh.............
  22. Lol in oblivion I just made my own houses custom to my liking I had 3 humble little shacks(mansion castle and an underground labyrinth fortess) all in anvil with npcs in them but I'll wait and see what realistate they have for me
  23. There's nothing Nordic about us Dutchmen. :P I'm sorry I don't know why I said Netherlands sorry I'm Irish Icelandic that's pretty nord I'm tall big and I grow a mean red beard and I have blonde hair pale skin green eyes and I love mead and I love cold weather if that's not a nord then I guess I'm a reguard lol
  24. In the quakecon video a couple of the finishers cutscenes to 3 person that does kinda bother me but at the end of the day still don't care it's gonna be an epic game GOTY for sure
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