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951. If you are intentionally caught stealing - You might be an Awful Thief 952. If you kill a guard, and just walk by - You might be a Terrible Assassin 953. If you 1 hit KO a beggar, and call yourself Pro - You might be a Noob 954. If you do any of the above - You are Definately a Noob

Favorite Quest? I've seen this plenty of times, But i'm always adding new ones so... 1. Scheduled for Execution (My All-Time Favorite) 2. Permanent Retirement 3. Bad Medicine 4. Vahtacen's Secret (Although this one was really hard to figure out) 5. Accidents Happen 6. Where Spirits Have Lease

The AI In Oblivion could use a lot of Work, More Specifically with Guards and Important Citizens. Like, If you kill someone without a guard noticing he'll check the body and say "Looks like threre's a Killer on the loose" and just walk away. Or if a dead body is near you (not necessarily one you killed) Guards will still check it but they won't ask you questions, or anyone else for that matter. Guards should Question someone (Especially me, because i look suspicious) for being around a dead body. Now, onto "Important Citizens" By that i mean Essential Characters. True, They are Essential to the game, but don't you think they could simply be overpowered? I mean Martin is the bloody emperor and he does hardly any damage at any point in the game, yet he never dies. Its very Unrealistic but would affect gameplay seriously. Finally, Counts and Countesses (Who are also Essential for the most part) Should NOT be essential, no matter what quest they are involved in, Neither should Guard Captains. Counts and Countesses serve no real purpose in the game besides supposedly "running a kingdom" yet i've never seen many pheasants inside they're castles. Realistically, pheasants should come in on a daily basis and request resources such as More food or More gold, typical pheasant requests (As far as i know) I mean really, they get paid what? 1 Gold for the work they do? I'm of no Royalty, or Rich blood and i have almost 9 million gold. I'm glad someone posted this Topic because Oblivion is seriously Unrealistic (It's a great game of course, but several AI Problems and whatnot)

I always use Male characters, cause i'm Male. I don't really care what i'm looking at (For the record i'm Straight) My Characters usually wear the Darkest clothes, Hide in the shadows, and Kill people without ever being noticed. Other times i just walk down the street on a bloody rampage but...Thats not the point. I think if your a male that has a female character who's "Physically Appealing" that he wants to view, it's fine. Same with Females and Male Characters, I just RP because it's more realistic. Though i will go Third Person to watch the Guards chase me down the streets screaming "Help! Murder!!!" Good Times c:

If you want to Mod Magicka, use Cheats. If you want to increase it by actually working for it, Increase Mysticism. Or if you have Soul Gems (and required skill) you could enchant some clothing/armour with Magicka Boosts. (Try Fortify Magicka)

Well if your going for a Thief/Mage outfit, you could try Ranger Armor. It would work just as well for a Thief as it would for a Ranger, i suppose. Take a look at some "Ranger Armor" in the Armor section on tesnexus.com, there's a few worth looking at. It's mostly light armor, which can be used as clothing as well.

923 - Stealing from or in front of a Guard is always hilarious. 924 - Guards can arrest dead bodies. 925 - Daedric Princes are Cross Dressers. 926 - Falling off Dive Rock and Surviving is Easy. Can't say the same for your Horse. 927 - Most horses in Cyrodil move in Slow motion. 928 - Dark Rangers aren't actually Evil.

Could always sort through your mods if the Problem is with a custom race, and remove it. I hardly ever use Custom Races myself, They cause too many problems in the game :x

I thought i'd post some Fun Facts about Oblivion, Some are boring, some are quite funny. Feel free to post your Fun Facts as well, i'd love to hear them :) 1. Did you know that if you go invisible while an Archer is targeting you, he can still hit you? 2. Did you know that if you Resurrect a Clone he will be Naked? 3. Did you know that if you Fall off Dive Rock you can get stuck in the Rocks? 4. Did you know that a Horse falls faster than the Rider? 5. Did you know that some Citizens will Attack you for no reason? 6. Did you know that if a Guard gets a crime rating, A Mass killing of Guards will Occur? 7. Did you know that if you Steal from a Citizen, you get a warning. If you steal from a Guard, he Arrests you (No matter what your disposition with him is) 8. Did you know that i'm a Ranger? 9. Did you know that an NPC can randomly fall through the ground and Die? 10. Did you know that Goblins can follow you into the Imperial City? 11. Did you know that if you Escape the Prison in an Unorthodox way (e.x. Teleporting to the Testing Hall and Teleporting Back to the Imperial City) The Blades and the Emperor will appear at random locations with you? 12. Did you know that when you finish the First Fighter's guild Quest, There is a Glitch where 3 Fighter's guild members from the Quest will appear at the first or third location you travel to? 13. Did you know that you can kill the count of Bravil? 14. Did you know that the Warehouse keeper in IC is a Skooma Addict? 15. Did you know that if someone dies in the Water, Guards won't corpse check them? 16. Did you know that if you get to close to a roof ledge when being chased by guards, That they can warp onto the roof to Arrest you?

Isn't shadowmere a horse?... Come on...Horses don't talk to people

Most Frustrating moments? Stealing from citizens (Yes right in front of them) and not getting arrested. But whenever i steal from a guard, i get arrested. I make it a challenge to steal right in front of guards, then get away before they can arrest me. The longer i run and avoid arrest, the better. It's most frustrating inside though, they usually catch me that way.

I think Seridur is a Half-Vampire. It makes sense because in several novels i've read (I like vampire books) Half-Vampires still hold part of their human blood before becoming a full vampire, As such. They can walk out in sunlight, They can drink blood, and have few vampiric abilities. It can explain why he can do such things and why he doesn't have Red Eyes

If you want to know "Spoilers" (Their called Spoilers for a good reason, they spoil everything) Go to "Oblivion Spoilers"

None of my characters are truly Good. Save maybe for the Guard i listed before, But still. My Characters aren't necessarily evil, they look out for others and moreover themselves. Their ruthless people though and what the public makes of them is typically evil, even if they do save Kvatch or Slay Mehrunes Dagon or Exterminate the Daedra or even Save all of Bloody Cyrodil...Their still viewed as Evil people by the public

I don't think the main quest is really worth doing. It's far too easy and the ending is extremely lame, All that hard work and the empire is screwed anyway lol.