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(This is my "Personal List" and reflects my taste's) So please feel free to add your own list and share your music and Enjoy. =3 ~Note my list's are in random order.~ J-Rock List ------------------------------ X Japan Dir en grey Psycho le Cému Malice Mizer Miyavi L'Arc~en~Ciel Loudness Kagrra Luna Sea Siam Shade D'erLanger Vidoll Malice Mizer EZO SADS La'cryma Christi Kuroyume Madeth Gray'll Gackt Gazette MUCC KuRt Moi dix Mois Ayabie Plastic Tree Schwarz Stein Alicenine Nightmare HYDE GLAY ONE OK ROCK Zilch Penicillin Hakuei EBM ------------------------------ SITD Informatik Accessory AndOne Assemblage23 BebornBetorn Combichrist ElectroSyntheticRebellion SuicideCommando Melotron Covenant Apoptygma Berzerk Darkwave ------------------------------ Sol Invictus Current 93 Nick Cave Cocteau Twins Diary of Dreams Die Form Delerium Industrial ------------------------------ Nine Inch Nails Front 242 Throbbing Gristle Front Line Assembly Skinny Puppy The Cruxshadows Birthday Massacre Nightwish Code 64 Psyclon Nine Flesh Field Sisters of mercy Siouxsie and the banshees Type O Negative Deathstars Bauhaus The Cure London After Midnight Death Punk ------------------------------ Joy Division And That is my list's =3

=3 no matter what anyone sais I love the new site design thnx you Dark0ne

I love animals so I could never understand why somone could hurt one =( Why hurt a kitty or somthing as this ...all they want is love and affection, is that so much to ask for. It breaks my heart to know there is bad ppl out there that would hurt them ='(.

Was reading : "The Sea of Trolls" by: Nancy Farmer Time it took: 3 days My thoughts on it: >_> it was a good lore based book but the ending was to boring for me :3 lol

And about moives ...I did not post a lot of stuff do to the fact there was to many thing to remember :P but yes I will add moive the second time around. =)

@N3C14R I just took a quick look and most of what you put is already on the list o.o....and to the others Thnx for the anime's to add to the list =) When I make a new list I will be sure to add them thnk you again.

Its hard to help without anymore info on whats going on . Maybe if you posted more info and tell the mods ur using somone will be able to help you =) wish you good luck

Trying looking for a patch or somthing as this Idk to much more about what to do .I hoped this helped you =)

Its a mod problem o.o but if you show a load order maybe somone can point out maybe what mod it is I hope I was able to help you My best wish's =)

Ok im not sure you can even use " in oblivion console cm. but if you can try using the caps off and on switch for the console "shift" <--- tht turns the caps on and off in console . I hope this was able to help you =) My best wish's.

Im not sure what your talking about, if you could post alittle more info on what you think is missing im sure somone can help you =) Good luck and my best wish's.

Im not sure but I think not a fix for it, unless you get a faster pc/com =)

I have had this problem my self it's to do miss placed files at frist / or to many mods that dont work together to well. This is how it was for me, maybe you can try unmark all mods and load a new save and try messing with the mods and finding out wich ones may cuase this or maybe its somthing else all together.. but all in all I hope I was able to help in any way =) Good luck and best wish's

Could it be a over heating problem ? If not maybe its to do with the overload of information/graphics to the pc/com ur using cuase the game to freeze and crash, this can sometimes happen with slower pc/com when a game is played with max graphics .Im sorry I can't help more :/ but I wish u much luck and hope it can be fixed for you.

Well im not the best modder but...could the problem be with how u connect the doors ..let me better explain "Like im not sure as I'v never made a teleport doors but is there another way to connect them or could this problem be from some how not attaching/ making them stable to the "house,building or ect." and if not maybe its somthing to do with a conflict in the world space that your putting them in "example" they would work if u put them in a normal van. building but when u put them in a building u made via mod or user wont work..Maybe you could try checking to see if this is the case? ... Im sorry I was not able to help any more than this and I hope truly something I'v said can help you. =) Good luck and my best wish's

Happy to hear everything is ok =)

Pull's out a rebirth spell that heals everyone... :3 then warps off to unknown planet.

Me and my friend Sandra put this list together ...so some anime was left out so if u see anything missing feel free to add it to the list =) and thnk you ..."I will soon be adding a updated list & maybe a manga list 2 ^^.

A A Little Snow Fairy Sugar Afro Samurai After War Gundam X Ah! My Goddess AIKA R-16 Virgin Mission Ai Yori Aoshi Ai Yori Aoshi ~Enishi~ Air Air Gear Air Master Air TV Aishiteruze baby Akagi Akane-Iro ni Somaru Saka Akane Maniax Akikan Allison & Lillia Amaenaideyo Amaenaideyo!! Katsu!! Amatsuki Android Kikaider Angel Cop Angel Heart Angel Links Angel Sanctuary Angels Feather Angelic Layer Angelique-When The Heart Awakens Animatrix Antique Bakery Aquarian Age - Sign for Evolution Ar Tonelico Arcade Gamer Fubuki Area 88 Aria the Animation Aria the Natural Aria the Origination Arjuna Armored Trooper Votoms Asatte no Houkou Asu no Yoichi! Asura Cryin Avatar: The Last Airbender Avenger Ayakashi Ayashi no Ceres Azumanga Daioh B B'tX Baccano! Baki the Grappler Bakumatsu Kikansetsu Irohanihoheto Bakuretsu Hunters Baldr Force EXE: Resolution Ballad of a Shinigami Bamboo Blade Banner of the Stars Basilisk Battle Programmer Shirase Beck Beet the Vandel Buster Beet the Vandel Buster: Excellion Beloved Angel Angelique: Radiant Tomorrow Berserk Betterman Binbou Shimai Monogatari Birdy the Mighty Decode (aka Tetsuwan Birdy Decode) Birdy the Mighty Decode 2 Black Blood Brothers Black Cat Black Jack - The Four Miracles of Life Black Jack 21 Black Lagoon Black Lagoon:The Second Barrage Blade of The Immortal Bleach Blood+ Blue Dragon Blue Drop Blue Gender Blue Seed Blue Submarine No. 6 Bokura ga Ita Bokurano Bokusatsu Tenshi Dokuro-chan Bokusatsu Tenshi Dokuro-chan Second Boogiepop Phantom Boys Be... Bounen no Xamdou Bubblegum Crisis Tokyo 2040 Burst Angel Bus Gamer Busou Renkin Buzzer Beater C Candidate For Goddess Candy Boy Canvas2 Captain Harlock CardCaptor Sakura Casshern SINS Chaos;HEAd Chobits Chocotto Sister Chrome Shelled Regios Chrono Crusade City Hunter season 1 City hunter - Season 2 City hunter - Season 3 & 4 Clamp School Detectives Clannad Clannad ~After Story~ Claymore Cluster Edge Code Geass: Lelouch of the Rebellion Code Geass: Lelouch of the Rebellion R2 Code-E Colorful Cooking Master Boy Cosplay Complex Cowboy Bebop Coyote Ragtime Show Crayon Shin Chan Crest of the Stars Cromartie High School Cross Game Crystal Blaze D D. Gray-Man Da Capo Da Capo II Dai Guard Darker Than Black Dear Boys (aka Hoop Days) DearS Death Note Deltora Quest Demonbane Dennou Coil Descendants of Darkness Desert Punk Detective Academy Q Detective Conan Devil Lady(Devilman Lady) Devil May Cry Devilman Digimon Adventure Digimon Frontier Digimon Savers Digimon Tamers Dirty Pair Disgaea Divergence Eve DN Angel DNA^2 Dojin Work Dragon Drive Dragon Half Dragonaut: The Resonance Dragonball Dragonball GT Dragon Ball Z Dragon Ball Kai E Eden of The East Eden's Bowy ef: a tale of melodies Ef: A Tale of Memories Eiken El Cazador de la Bruja Elemental Gelade Elfen Lied Ergo Proxy Eureka Seven Eve no Jikan Excel Saga Eyeshield 21 F Fafner Fafner in the Azure: Dead Aggressor Fate Stay Night Final Approach Final Fantasy Unlimited Flame of Recca FLCL Fruits Basket Full Metal Alchemist Full Metal Alchemist: Brotherhood Full Metal Panic! Full Metal Panic! The Second Raid Full Metal Panic? Fumoffu Full Moon wo Sagashite Fushigi Yuugi Futakoi Futakoi Alternative G G Gundam Ga-Rei Zero Gaiking Legend of Daiku Maryu Gakuen Alice Gakuen Heaven Gakuen Utopia Manabi Straight! Galaxy Angel Gankutsuou: The Count of Monte Cristo Gantz Gate Keepers 21 Genesis of Aquarion Genji Monogatari Sennenki Genshiken Genshiken 2 GetBackers Ghost Hound Ghost Hunt Ghost in the Shell SAC Ghost in the Shell SAC 2nd Gig Ghost Stories Gift ~eternal rainbow~ Gigantic Formula Gilgamesh Ginban Kaleidoscope Ginga Densetsu Weed Ginga Nagareboshi Gin Gin'iro no Olynssis Gintama Girl's Bravo Glass Fleet Goku Sayonara Zetsubo Sensei (OAV) 1 Gokusen Golden Boy Goshuushou-sama Ninomiya-kun Gravion Gravitation Green Green Grenadier: The Senshi of Smiles GTO Guardian Hearts Guardian of the Sacred Spirit Guin Saga Gun X Sword Gunbuster Gunbuster 2 Gundam Index of Series Gundam Seed Gundam Seed Destiny Gundam Seed Stargazer Gundam Wing Gungrave Gunslinger Girl Gunslinger Girl: Il Teatrino Gunsmith Cats OVA 1, 2 & 3 Guyver Guyver: The Bioboosted Armor Gyakkyou Burai Kaiji H H20 ~Footprints in the Sand~ Haibane Renmei Hajime No Ippo Hajime No Ippo: New Challenger Hakushaku to Yosei Hanasakeru Seishounen Hanaukyo Maid Team Hanaukyo Maid Team: La Verite Hanbun no Tsuki ga Noboru Hand Maid May Happiness! Happy Lesson Hare+Guu Hatenkou Yuugi Hayate no Gotoku! He Is My Master Heat Guy J Hell Teacher Nube Hellsing Hare+Guu DELUXE Hare+Guu FINAL Heroic Age Hetalia: Axis Powers Hidamari Sketch Higurashi no Naku Koro ni Higurashi no Naku Koro ni kai Hikaru no Go Himawari Honey and Clover Hunter x Hunter Hyakko I Ichigo Mashimaro OVA Iketeru Futari I My Me! Strawberry Eggs I"s Ichigo 100% Ichigo Mashimaro Encore IGPX Ikki Tousen Ikkitousen Great Guardians Initial D Inukami Inuyasha Irresponsible Captain Tylor Itazura na Kiss J Jewel Pet Jigoku Shoujo (Hell Girl) Jigoku Shoujo Futakomori (Hell Girl Second Cage) Jigoku Shoujo Mitsuganae Jing: King of Bandits Junjou Romantica Junjou Romantica Season 2 Juushin Enbu: Hero Tales Jyu Oh Sei K Kage Kara Mamoru Kaiji Kaleido Star Kamen no Maid Guy Kamichama Karin Kamikaze Kaitou Jeanne Kamisama Kazoku Kannagi: Crazy Shrine Maidens Kannazuki no Miko Kanokon Kanon 2006 Karas: Revelations Kare Kano Karin Kashimashi: Girl Meets Girl Kateikyoushi Hitman Reborn Kaze no Stigma Kekkaishi Kemeko Deluxe! Kemono no Souja Erin Kenichi Kenran Butoh Sai: The Mars Daybreak Keroro Gunso Kiba Kiddy Grade Kimi Ga Nozomu Eien KimiKiss Pure Rouge King of Fighters Kino's Journey Kirepapa Kiss X Sis Kodomo no Jikan Koharu Biyori Koi Kaze Koihime Musou K-ON! Kono Aozora ni Yakusoku wo Kono Minikuku Kujibiki Unbalance Kure-nai Kurogane no Linebarrels Kurokami Kuroshitsuji Kurozuka Kyo Kara Maoh Kyoshiro to Towa no Sora Kyou no go no ni Kyouran Kazoku Nikki kara no kyoukai L La Corda D'Oro Lamune (aka Lemonade) Last Exile Le Chevalier D'Eon Le Portrait de Petit Cossette Legend of Basara Legend of Duo Legendz: Tale of the Dragon Kings Lemon Angel Project Lesson XX OVA Love Hina Love Love? Loveless Lovely Complex Lovely Idol Lucky Star M Maburaho Macademi Wasshoi! Macross Frontier Magic Knight Rayearth OVA Magic Knight Rayearth Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha A's Magical Kanan Magical Nyan Nyan Taruto Magical Shopping Arcade Abenobashi Magikano MagiPoka Mahoromatic Mai Hime Mai Otome Majin Tantei Nougami Neuro Majokko Tsukune-chan Major Mamoru-kun ni Megami no Shukufuku wo! Maple Story Marchen Awaken Romance Maria+Holic Marmalade Boy Maze the Megaburst Space Megaman Star Force Melody of Oblivion Mermaid Melody Metal Fight Beyblade Michiko to Hatchin Midori No Hibi Minami-ke Minami-ke Okaeri Minami-Ke Okawari Mission-E Mnemosyne Mobile Suit Gundam Mobile Suit Gundam Series Index Mobile Suit Gundam Zeta Mobile Suit Gundam ZZ Mobile Suit Gundam 00 Mobile Suit Gundam: The 08th MS Team Mobile Suit Victory Gundam Mokke Monochrome Factor Monster Monster Rancher MoonPhase Moryo no Haku Mouse Moyashimon: Tales of Agriculture Murder Princess Mushi-Uta Mushishi My wife is a High School girl Myself; Yourself Mythical Detective Loki Ragnarok N Nabari no Ou Nadia: The Secret of Blue Water Nagasarete Airantou Naisho no Tsubomi NANA Naruto Naruto Shippuuden Natsume Yujin-Cho Natsu no Arashi Negima!? Negima! Neo Angelique Abyss Neo Angelique Abyss - Second Age Neo Ranga Neon Genesis Evangelion NieA Under 7 Night Head Genesis Night Wizard Ninja Senshi Tobikage Ninja Scroll Nodame Cantabile Nodame Cantabile Paris Noein Noir Now and Then, Here and There Nurse Witch Komugi-chan O Oh! Edo Rocket Ojamajo Doremi One Outs One Piece Orphen Orphen The Revenge Otogizoushi Otome wa Boku ni Koishiteru Ouran High School Host Club Outlaw Star P Pandora Hearts Pani Poni Dash! Papa to Kiss in the Dark Paradise Kiss Paranoia Agent Peace Maker Kurogane Peach Girl Penguin Girl ONA Persona -trinity soul- Pet Shop of Horrors Phantom Requiem Photon Platinumhugen Ordian Please Teacher Please Twins Popotan Potemayo Prince of Tennis Princess Princess Princess Resurrection Princess Tutu Prism Ark Psychic Academy Pumpkin Scissors Q Queen's Blade Ruro no Senshi R Ragnarok RahXephon Ranma 1/2 Rave Master Real Drive Sennou Chosashitsu REC Record of Lodoss War Red Garden Rental Magica Rideback Ristorante Paradiso Revolutionary Girl Utena Robotech Rocket Girls ROD The Tv Romeo x Juliet Ronin Warriors (Samurai Troopers) Rosario + Vampire Rosario + Vampire Capu2 Rozen Maiden Rune Soldier Rurouni Kenshin S S-Cry-Ed Saber Marionette J Saikano Sailor Moon Saiunkoku Monogatari Saiyuki Saiyuki Reload Saiyuki Reload Gunlock Saki Samurai 7 Samurai Champloo Samurai Deeper Kyo Samurai Gun Samurai Jack Samurai Pizza Cats Sayonara Zetsubou Sensei Serial Experiments Lain School Days School Rumble School Rumble 2nd Term School Rumble 3rd Term Scrapped Princess Sekirei Sengoku Basara Senjou no Valkyria Seto no Hanayome Shadow Skill Shakugan no Shana Shakugan no Shana Second Shaman King Shangri-La *New Series Shigofumi: Letters from the Departed Shigurui Shikabane Hime: Aka Shikabane Hime: Kuro Shingetsutan Tsukihime Shining Tears X Wind Shin Mazinger Shougeki! Z-Hen *New Series Shinyoku Soukai Polyphonica Shion no Ou Shounen Onmyouji Shuffle! Shuffle! Memories Shugo Chara! Shugo Chara!! Doki Shura no Toki Silent Mobius Simoun Skip Beat! Sky Girls Slam Dunk Slayers Slayers Revolution Sola Solty Rei Someday's Dreamers Sonic X *New Series Sora O Kakeru Shoujo Sora O Miageru Shoujo No Hitomi Ni Utsuru Sekai Soukyuu no Fafner Dead Aggressor Soul Eater Soul Hunter Souten Kouro Special A Speed Grapher Spice and Wolf Spiral Star Ocean Ex Steel Angel Kurumi Strait Jacket Strawberry Panic Strike Witches Sugar Sugar Rune Sukisho (aka Sukisyo) Sumomomo Momomo Super Robot Wars: Original Generation Super Transforming Cosprayers Suteki Tantei Labyrinth Suzuka T Tactics Tales of Eternia Tales of Phantasia Tales of Symphonia Tales of the Abyss Tayutama - Kiss on my Deity Tears to Tiara Tekkaman Blade Telepathy Shoujo Ran (aka The Telepathy Girl Ran) Tenchi in Tokyo Tenchi Muyo! GXP Tenchi Muyo! Ryo-ohki Tenchi Universe Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann Tenjou Tenge Texhnolyze The Big O The Candidate For Goddess The Guyver: Bioboosted Armor(OVA) The Law of Ueki The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya The Skull Man The SoulTaker The Super Dimension Fortress Macross The Tower of Druaga: The Aegis of Uruk The Tower of Druaga: The Sword of Uruk The Vision of Escaflowne This Ugly Yet Beautiful World They Are My Noble Masters Those Who Hunt Elves Those Who Hunt Elves II Tide Line Blue To Aru Majutsu no Index To Love RU To Heart ToHearts 2 Tokimeki Memorial Tokko Tokyo Majin Gakuen Kenpuchou Tokyo Majin Gakuen Kenpuchou Tou Dai Ni Maku Tokyo Mew Mew Tokyo Tribe 2 Tona-Gura! Toradora! Toshokan Sensou Touka Gettan Toward the Terra Trigun Trinity Blood Tristia of the Deep Blue Sea True Tears Tsubasa Chronicle Tsubasa: Reservoir Chronicle Tsubasa Tokyo Revelations Turn A Gundam Tytania U Ultimate Girls Ultra Maniac Underbar Summer Uta Kata Utawarerumono V Valkyria Chronicles Vampire Knight Vampire Knight Guilty Vandread Vandread: The Second Stage Venus Versus Virus Victory Gundam Video Girl Ai Vipers Creed W Wagaya no Oinari-sama Wangan Midnight Weiss Kreuz Weiss Kreuz Gluhen Welcome to the NHK Whistle! White Album Wild Arms: Twilight Venom Witch Hunter Robin Witchblade Wolf's Rain World Destruction W~Wish X X (aka X/1999) Xamd Lost Memories Xenosaga xxxHOLiC Y Yakitate!! Japan Yamato Nadeshiko Shichi Henge Yami no Matsuei Yotsunoha You're Under Arrest Full Throttle Yozakura Quartet Yu-Gi-Oh! Yu-Gi-Oh: Battle City Yu-Gi-Oh: Capsule Monsters Yu-Gi-Oh: Dawn of the Duel Yu-Gi-Oh: Enter the Shadow Realm Yu-Gi-Oh: Grand Championships Yu-Gi-Oh: Waking the Dragons Yugo the Negotiator Yume Tsukai Yumeria Yuyu Hakusho Z Zaion: I Wish You Were Here Zatch Bell Zero no Tsukaima Zero no Tsukaima: Futatsuki no Kishi Zero no Tsukaima: Princess no Rondo Zoids: Chaotic Century & Guardian Force Zoids: Genesis Zoids: New Century Zero Zoku Natsume Yujin-Cho Zombie Loan Zone of the Enders If you like my list don't forget kudos :3

I started the forum cause of my love for jokes.Enjoy :3 Joke 1 ----0 to 200 in 6 seconds ---- Bob was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really mad. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE !!" The next morning he got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale. Bob has been missing since Friday. Joke 2 ---Zero Chance---- Nurse: How old are you? Patient: None of your business. Nurse: But the doctor must know your age for his records. Patient: Well, first, multiply twenty by two, then add ten. Got that? Nurse: Yes. Fifty. Patient: All right, now subtract fifty, and tell me, what do you get? Nurse: Zero. Patient: Right. And that's exactly the chance of me telling you my age. Joke 3 ----Trip to the Vet---- A man took his Rottweiler to the vet and said to the vet: “My dog’s cross-eyed, is there anything you can do for it?” “Well” said the vet “lets have a look at him” So he picks the dog up and has a good look at it’s eyes. “Well” says the vet “I’m going to have to put him down” “Just because he’s cross-eyed?” says the man. “No, because he’s heavy” says the vet. Joke 4 -----Frog Hotline----- Recently, the Psychic Hotline and Psychic Friends Network have launched hotlines for frogs. Here is the story of one frog and his discussing with his psychic. A frog telephones the Psychic Hotline and is told, "You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you." The frog says, "This is great! Will I meet her at a party, or what?" "No," says the psychic. "Next semester in her biology class." Joke 5 ---Beware of Dog---- Upon entering a little country store, the stranger noticed a sign warning, “Danger! Beware of dog!” posted on the glass door. Inside, he noticed a harmless old hound dog asleep on the floor beside the cash register. “Is that the dog folks are supposed to beware of?” he asked the owner. “Yep, that’s him,” came the reply. The stranger couldn’t help but be amused. “That certainly doesn’t look like a dangerous dog to me. Why in the world would you post that sign?” “Because,” the owner explained, “Before I posted that sign, people kept tripping over him.”

After my many thoughts of my dreams at the camp lit fire, I gathered my stuff and plotted my course. As I walked down the path of the forest my every step echoed like the sound of a great tree falling, the crackling of twigs and branch's below my feet. But the echo was not mine alone, I could faintly hear footsteps they followed far behind. They seemed to be moving closer by the second "I wondered was it friend or foe?"...but before I could ask. I was given my answer, the familiar sound of steel awakening brought my mind into focus. A figure came into view out of the corner of my eye my instinct took over "my hands dashed for my sword" my thoughts not fast enough to keep up. The clash of cold steel, its resonating sound of battle, yelled out. My elf sense's kicked in my body was in control now. My every step was like a master piece "well planned and precise" my sword checked his, our battle cried out intensifying. By the way he moved I could tell this was a assassin, the anger and joy of his eyes darted out into the depth’s of my very soul. His blade checked mine recoiling me back, poised to strike it seemed this battle was to come to a end.

This blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired of all the blonde jokes and how all blondes are perceived as stupid, so she decides to show her husband that blondes really are smart. While her husband is off at work, she decides that she is going to paint a couple of rooms in the house. The next day, right after her husband leaves for work, she gets down to the task at hand. Her husband arrives home at 5:30 and detects the distinctive smell of paint. He walks into the living room and finds his wife lying on the floor in a pool of sweat. He notices that she is wearing a ski jacket and a fur coat at the same time. He goes over and asks her if she is OK. She replies, "Yes." He asks what she is doing. She replies that she wanted to prove to him that not all blonde women are dumb and she wanted to do it by painting the house. He then asks her why she has on a ski jacket and a fur coat. She replies that she was reading the directions on the paint can and they said, "For best results, put on two coats."

Blond Joke's These joke's were told in good sport to all blond reader's Im a blond my self so theres no harm meant by them Enjoy Joke #1 This blonde cop stops a blonde driver and asks for identification.The blonde driver looks all around in her purse and cant find her license. ?I must have left it at home, officer.?? Well, do you have any kind of identification on you?? asks the cop. The blonde takes out a pocket mirror and says, ?I do have this picture of me.? ?Let me see it,? says the cop. She holds up the mirror and looks in it. Then she says, ?Sorry. If I had known you were a police officer, I wouldn?t have stopped you.? Joke #2 A blonde walks into the hairdresser with headphones on. She asks the woman working there for a haircut. The blonde sits down in the chair. The woman takes the blonde's headphones off and cuts her hair. At the end, the woman asks how she likes her hair but, to her surprise the blonde is dead! The woman picks up the headphones and listens. She hears: ?Breathe in...breathe out...breathe in...breathe out." Joke #3 pretty young blonde visiting her new doctor for the first time found herself alone in a small waiting room. She began undressing nervously, preparing herself for the upcoming examination. Just as she draped the last of her garments over the back of a chair, a light rap sounded on the door and a young doctor strode in. Coming to an abrupt halt, the doctor looked his nude patient up and down carefully and with considerable appreciation. "Miss Smith," he said finally, "it seems quite obvious to me that until today you have never undergone an eye examination."

lmao XD wow ...

YES!!