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Totally agree with you..if I wanted a nude character I'd run around without armor,with a nude mod.You equip a superheavy daedric armor and it makes you look like a barbarian.. >_< FEMALES IN SKYRIM LOOK LIKE HORSES ANYWAY! :O Modded oblivion babes were much better xD

I actually didn't know of Bill Cosby if it weren't for this thread,you can ask castro for that,but for the tourettes guy quotes,I'd like to see: -Bullsh!t -You know what? You can suck my d**k! -OH BOB SAGET -The banana one that you already made -YOU HAVE BALLS! -and the long, "PISSSSSSSSSS!" scream LOL

I had an idea similar to this in a thread floating around here, except instead of suddenly leaching the knowledge out of a book, you find a 'dwarven forge' which for all intents and purposes is a device that takes only a cursory understanding of the device's operation to function. As you learn more about it and repair surrounding systems in this newly discovered ruin, you unlock greater and greater technologies. This would possibly culminate in the establishment of your own town as you bring more and more of this ruin back to life with the help of the armies of robots you build with the dwarven ingots that used to clutter your inventory. Also, they are called dwarves, but to be fair, that's believed to be the name given to them by the giants. Yup,forgot to say that one,there's nothing wrong with the Dwemer imo..giants are way too long >_< I focused on the crafting of bots but never thought I'd want a huge "dwarven" town with machines all over it :P Another idea that came to my mind is,I'd make either a forge like you or a machine that works with sunlight..like the one in uhh.. Tower of Mzark?! it was amazing.So you choose what type of bot you'll make,line the mirrors,an explosion of steam,and boom,there your machine is :D I'd make people crawl through dwemer ruins and collect scraps and dynamo cores,instead of just using corundum and gold ingots lol.You could open up the chest of a Dwarven Centurion and place the Dynamo Core for the machine to come back to life.So that would mean,if you open it's chest ( not like..with a screwdriver or anything,just the E key that opens a hatch ) - and take the dynamo core back,it would deactivate and stand still.So that'd allow you to either have them as companions or decoratings in your house,personally,I'd like to see two Centurions guarding my house in Markarth :D Also if possible there should be an improved AI,I don't want that huge centurion blocking my way in dungeons,they should let you go first and try to avoid traps like the spike wall or the huge log that changes the shape of your face :P I'd give them the ability to jump up high so they don't get stuck in mountains like the other silly companions who then run around the mountain for kilometers to reach you. Centurion should have a steam jump ability,a burst of steam that explodes out of his feet,allowing him to come up or down, The spheres should turn to their original,ball form,but with spikes so they can climb up without sliding down,and the spiders should be able to jump using their legs :)

Hahahaha creeposaurus,if you can do this I'm gonna endorse the mod with ten thousand different accounts :O ...not.But I will endorse! WOULD BE GREATLY APPRECIATED.NOW,BACK ON TOURETTE'S GUY, Why don't you make like a banana....AND SH*T! Also if you could make us swear when we get hit it'd be great..ROFL. *gets hit by bandit* BULLSH!T *gets hit again* YOU HAVE BALLS!

Even tho the last 2 "like-to-see's" are crazy I like this :P,totally agree with IMPERIALS USING HORSES.COME ON DUDE,YOU'RE A KNIGHT,WHY DO YOU ACT LIKE A DAMN BARBARIAN?

Haha what about throwing in a little combo system? Neck-breaking from behind,and so on.. :P !!

I think there should be a mod that adds a new perk tree for brawling :P Good ol' dwarven style,drink some beer,and kick ass! :D If I knew how to,I'd improve unarmed combat,so it isn't just made of right and left clicks..well..the whole combat system in this game is made of that.So why not remake the entire system? :P

A mod that allows you to shapeshift into Tyral from Diablo series..AND BRING THE HEAVENS DOWN ON YOUR GOD-DAMN ENEMIES! Dragon-riding - or transformation. Mounted combat. A PERFORMANCE MOD THAT MAKES THE GAME USE MORE GPU THEN CPU,SO MY COMPUTER THAT RUNS BATTLEFIELD 3 ON HIGH WITH STABLE 57-60 FPS WON'T LAG IN THIS GAME! EDIT : MACHO DRAGON MOD , IT'S ALREADY MADE,AND I'M DOWNLOADIN' IT RIGHT NOW. YEAH! BURN BABY BURN! 8)

I'm level 49 and still couldn't get the enchanting perk I want ( the double-enchanting one,last perk. ) because I started enchanting later,and all my perk points were spent on combat attributes. D: , I think this would be really good,needs balancing,tho! :D

THE SIEGE OF SOLITUDE AND WHITERUN WERE FAILS FOR ME,IT WAS PLAIN BORING.So you just go in with a small squad of nords while the other Stormcloaks have a tea party back at the catapults,and go one shot every guard,then kick the jarl's arse,that "jarl" can't even fight properly. So that is why I screamed out loud : OD-AAAH-VIING! as soon as I was inside the city walls,my dear dragon pwned everybody and cleared the way for me,while I decapitated some nub guards with my huge daedric greatsword. You can try Wars in Skyrim IV mod : http://www.skyrimnexus.com/downloads/file.php?id=6176 It's a great mod,but the battles are smaller,like the mod description says,a group of villagers preparing to fight a troll.Just like what the companions did when you first arrived at Whiterun :D I don't know if the guy's planning to make large-scale battles like this,but I hope he does.

Well uhh..I don't really want to see realism in Skyrim,so a no from me mate.You know..if I wanted realism I'd change everything,and not just one thing,'cause it'd look weird.This is a game where you kill a god with iron arrows ( Alduin <3 ),go to Sovngarde ( Asgard! :D ),have a chat with the long-dead Ysgramor who's probably a draugr by now,and go back to the earth. Daedric is cool,and you can't just forge it with a bunch of iron ingots and ebony ingots ( still easy to obtain tho,sleep,go to the Shrine of Mehrunes Dagon,pwn tha d00ds,sleep again...),but I believe it's kinda OP,lol,I have over 720 armor when I equip my shield and nobody can defeat me,not even alduin can make scratch. When I think about "armor realism" - I think armors getting damaged would be better,wearing a Daedric Armor,or any other heavy armor shouldn't make us a god compared to the lightly armored guys,ESPECIALLY MAGES.I want things to require skill,instead of "who has the most expensive itemz winz bullcrap",I'd like to be able to break a deadric armor,slash through it,blow holes in it,etc. :D There should always be something to counter the big guys.Like,hmm..you wear daedric armor,eh? I'll freeze yo' arse,and kick you off this mountain,right now, *freezy blue hands*

I wouldn't make them drive-able but I'd love to be able to watch the world as I travel,like the guy says above,the carriages in Red Dead Redemption , or the taxis in GTAIV :P I want the carriage to be able to transport me anywhere I have discovered,without going in to danger,but who knows what will happen if you're riding it yourself,as the city guard says : "Gotta keep my eyes open,damned dragons could swoop down at any time."

So instead of starting the game as a random poor war prisoner that wasn't even in the war,you start as a random war prisoner who wasn't in the war either.... wait? - there's something wrong here. So the guy,Sigurd is a mythological norse legend,his "story" can be found anywhere on the net,and there are runestones in sweden that describe him.Instead of starting as a random war prisoner ( lol ) who then finds out he's the dragonborn by absorbing 2d energies from a dead dragon,than starts to think like, "hey,there are sexy girls all over skyrim,and this alduin is an arse,so time to kick some dragonarse 8) " , you play as Sigurd. There are two options you can choose from,it can be from the very beginning,or it can be a sub-story that starts with a rumor you hear from people.Basically,your main goal is to find the legendary sword named Gram,and go after the dragon,Fafnir. Diggin' through the internet,I think the best story for this is,told in the Völsunga ( Volsung ) saga,where the player is member of an old nordic clan,Volsung,whose origins go back to Odin,the major nordic god and the ruler of Asgard ( * reference to Sovngarde * :D ) Here's a short version of that story ( thank you wikipedia ) : The subtitle of the book, "The Norse Epic of Sigurd the Dragon Slayer," implies that the entire book is about Sigurd even though he is seen only through about half of the tale. However, the slaying of Fafnir, the serpent-brother of Regin, is a critical point in this epic. This is the decision that Sigurd makes in his reach for a glorious life full of fame. When Regin makes a sword for Sigurd that lives up to his standards, he requests that Sigurd fulfill a vow and kill Fafnir, who is hiding treasure. After avenging his father and other kinsmen, Sigurd agrees to attempt to kill the dragon. They arrive at the spot where Fafnir guards the treasure and Sigurd delivers a fatal blow to the dragon. Before Fafnir dies, they have an important conversation that reveals the truth to Sigurd about the treasure. With this enlightenment, Sigurd takes a taste of the blood of the dragon and can hear the birds speaking of the two men. "There sits, Sigurd, roasting Fafnir's heart. Better he should eat it himself."..."There lies Regin, who wants to betray the one who trusts him."..."He should strike Regin's head off; then he alone would control the huge store of gold." With this advice and the other words from the birds, Sigurd drew his sword and cut off Regin's head and took all the gold from the treasure that Fafnir had previously guarded. Your first goal would be crawling through dungeons and dungeons ( user-created for more variety,if possible,'cause all vanilla ruins are the same ) to find the legendary sword,then,you agree to slay the Dragon,and go to kill him,before he dies he reveals important things to you,and the story ends with you killing Regin,a trusted person in your life. THEN YOU GET DA GOLDZ.There is dungeon crawling,a legendary badass sword,a dragon,and decapitating people,so I like it..plus it has similarities to Skyrim's story. The sword is crafted by a master blacksmith in the tales,but,you can't just go to Eorlund and say " Yo dawg,make me a good sword,will ya? " and then get it.Breaks all the immersion :O I have no advanced modding knowledge,just a bit of this,and a bit of that,and I'm trying to learn 3d modelling,but this is way too hard for me to accomplish at the moment,but I believe this can easily be done by a group of experienced people using the Creation Kit. :rolleyes:

From my point of view I'd make it a quest chain,first,you have to learn the Dwemer technology ( BY THE WAY,DWEMER ARE NOT DWARVES,THEY ARE ELVES,DAMMIT! - Still,they dwell in the mountains,and I love technologic mountain-d00ds :D ) the quest sends you to a specific ( prob. user-created ) dungeon,deep inside you find a library and that is where you learn how to make the dwemer stuff. Reading the book adds a new tree to your Skills called Engineering,and with that perk,you can make machines and improve them,equip them with weapons and new spells with machines found in any dwemer dungeon,or a secret room in your house at Markarth,Vlindrel Hall. :thumbsup:

Something similar to this happened to me.But I didn't have time to feed,as soon as I went to Morthal the whole town attacked me,I had to run 10 miles straight with tgm on to stay alive,then I completed my quest with the console. >:D

Skyrim is a good game but it has the worst inventory system in history..sorry bud.Mouse wheel time. :wallbash:

I hope you know the Tourette's Guy,lol,watch this little hilarious voice-over.. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UMa73kS4oX4&feature=related It would be hilarious to scream BULLSH- while shouting a troll off a cliff,something like the " Swearing Mudcrabs Mod " - God f- damn it mother f- ! LOL.