With all of the ROUSs around I'm truly surprised this isn't already a thing. Sword battles with the left hand for minor penalty, Super Mutants unemployed in Greenland, searching for true love, finding vengeance for your father, and having fun storming the castle. It'll be better than going up against a Sicilian in a battle of wits when death is on the line. It must happen or your suffering will be the stuff of legends.