Cranksthus

YOU created the monster.

I would find a massive rock walled gorge, paint the walls red and erect a huge golden >R< at the end of it. The two legs of the letter >R< would be easily big enough for a dragon to land between. Then I would roast some >R<abbits and bag them up. (the smell of roast rabbit of course would be enough to pique a dragons curiosity) Then all the way down the valley toward the huge golden >R<.. I would place huge signs advertising roast rabbits and a bonus toy human figure. For only 1 dragon soul each baggie :biggrin: Dragons are stoopid too aren't they? :whistling: :thumbsup:

Yeah way cool & thanks for the effort. Love the fx! Erm them Gro gals seem to be mighty fine nordish kinda types. we only saw 1 :( Lol well done Grosjeans & Co! Champion effort.

:facepalm: The Elder Scrolls - why trash it? Man as if Steam isn't enough of an interference :sick: Never in the history of the empire would I have forseen this dastardly combination of letters T.E.S <-> D.L.C :yucky: Talos willing, may 1000 dragons roast your behind AND your playstation.

Hisssssss! back... GET BACK I SAY - DEMON! :devil: *makes sign of the cross :blink: and runs.. :P No I haven't heard anybody talk about this I am sorry. *bump to try & help the afflicted

Well I have very bad news for anyone under 40 years of age: The ->ELDER<- Scrolls bwahahaha :P Sooo who do you think Beth made it for ^^? Huh? lol That is a joke by the way. My first PC was a sizzling Pentium166mhz and yeah Atari 2600 was my first game well before the PC. It took me two years to pay off my first comp and now I just go out, buy the bits and bang together a thermo nuclear workstation and be playing in about 5 hours total lmaooo. CheerZ~! to the oldies \o/ (make mine a Turkey & real coke thx)

Well it's a shame Lynda Carter isn't in there like Oblivion. Or is she? Wait she is! Thx to whoever posted the wiki link!. And how come all the accents are russian and not nordic? That's very annoying.. cept for big Arnie of course lol.

O rite so thats where the whole idea for DLC comes from, All that other crapola that had nothing to do with TES. So now we are forced into Steam even more? tacky Beth tacky. Steam needs you, you don't need them Bethesda.

In the stats, there is a combat category named "Bunnies Slaughtered" I mean would you? Could you? I dont eat wabbit.. but like you know.. How could you be so heartless? 8-/ Righto.. who's the bunny slaughtering champion then? lmaooo :) Anyone doing an Elmer Fudd mod by chance?

Yes I got Grimsever and returned it to her, looks like her hubbies boring desk job might be getting a whole lot more dangerous for him I'm thinking... hehehehe....

Well I had Lydia, but she whizzed off to greener pastures 8-/ the cow... So now I have Mjoll as a companion. Does anyone know if I can marry her? The accent is a pain but, fwwooooar she's a bit of alright I reckon :D What are the chances of her ditching her sook hubby for a grunt like me?

Dragonborn lol! Intro movie: Cute little baby jesus, (with long hair & beard of couse), sneezes, roasts the donkeys and sets the hay on fire. Joseph eye's Mary off suspiciously "WTH! I thought you were a virgin Mary!? I knew he didn't look like me!" throws the gifts from the three wise men and storms out in search of Jesus daddy... "I'm gonna kill that sucker!" game begins.

Well we dont totally hate them personally. It's just that consoles mock the very essence of hardcore gaming. Not to mention the art of modding. Have a look on youtube at movies made on consoles and you'll see shocking graphics and stuff like info windows user "n00b" is playing game "rah rah rah". Like come on get this rubbish outta there! It's all due to corporate greed of course. Let's milk mummy & daddy for cash so "snotkiddie1" can play TES on thier pocket portable .1ghz babysitter. It's very annoying. Beth seems to have the mix right with Skyrim though, apart from the total P.I.T.A that Steam is. But that's another sad greed story all on its own. Anyones welcome to take issue with my 2bobs worth opinion, but I won't be answering ty.