Its a hard life being a vampire in Skyrim the towns folk seem to regard it as a disease not a way of life and refuse to accept me. I've been a vampire for 99 days now and needed to vent after an exceptionally rough day. I was out takeing part in my favourite past time of killing the guards in Morthal I've grown so powerfull now it really is just a game - slash throat, slash throat, oh hes spotted me - turn invisible, slash-throat its great fun and I was enjoying reveling in my superiority "I may have no friends but im practically a god!" I thought smugly to myself. That was untill a little girl came up to me "Would you like to play hide and seek ?" the little runt said. I was shocked at first why hadn't she insulted me like all the other brats do ? then I thought why not ? What chance does a little girl have at hide and seek vs a Vampire with mastery of sneak and expert level illusion magic, I'd just killed all the guards in Morthal ! I accepted the challenge and the brat came chasing after me. She was faster than anticipated, I panicked and casted invisibility but she kept coming ! its as if she could see me ! A guard came out of nowhere and I ran right into him and during the scuffle I was tagged... the shame must of caused the hunger to kick in because suddenly every tramp and ruffian in Morthal was after me "Burn the vampire scum, feast on his eyes! ". I had to get home ! I travelled to Whiterun as expected as soon as I entered that damn blacksmith and town guard charged at me sword swinging. If her wares wern't so good she would have been dead long ago. I turned invisible and made my way to my new home 'Breezehome' and the comfort of my wife. I called out "Darling, I'm home" thats when she lunged at me from behind with the kitchen knife ! the trecherouse dog jabbed me right in the knee. I casted pacify and she snapped back to her senses. I desperately needed blood so I went upstairs and greeted my faithfull companian Lydia who was waiting for me upstairs like usual. I commanded her to go sleep in my bed so I could drink and just as I was leaning over her the wife came in... She must of got the wrong idea as she lunged at me again ! Before I could stop her Lydia had slane her. "For gods sake that is it ! you're fired, your dead Lydia !" and I nearly beheaded her with one swift slash.