Chaosmaker

How I made money. I did the whole fargoth thing with out giving the money to that legion guy. Then I went to Balmora and sold everything that was in the crates outside. That usually supports me enough untill I can get on my feet and earn some money :D

Lately I've been listening to TSO (Trans-Siberian Orchestra) They're a rock band that takes classics such as christmas songs and turn them into rock. Pretty cool actually. I recently saw them in New York City at the Garden. They mostly play christmas songs but lately they did an album featuring Beethoven and are curently working on another. Here's a link to their site.

Returning from the land of the smurfs Chaos finds the real world to be boring and decides to make his own cloned smurf army. He goes into his lair to formulate a plan.

Chaos clone #001 dies a horrible and terrible death after going inside to a nice fire to warm up and ended up buring from the inside out. Then the "Clonomatic 3000 Mark II Version 3.754.8 Model T" (Patent Still Pending) spits out another clone this time Fire proof. Chaos clone #002 goes out to cause more Chaos. While doing so kills the Smurfs.

Holy Cow. I'm gone for one day and look what you do to the place. Nice Job. The mini profile button if missing for me as well but other wise.... Nice Job.

Chaos clone #001 takes up a cocktail. "Mmmmmmmmm........... Lighter Fluid."

Chaosmakers body parts are spread all across the artic world. With his heart stoped the "Clonomatic 3000 Mark II Version 3.754.8 Model T" (Patent Pending) spits out a new and improved chaosmaker. "Hello guy's I'm Back..."

Liking the change over to monty python style Chaos pulls out the holy hand grenade and gospel of Monty Python and reads from the anchient text. "And the Lord spake, saying, 'First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it." "A-men" Chaos pulls out the pin and counts. "one... two... five...... i mean three." and loobs the grenade threw a demensional time warp to sypron. He goes to sleep and enjoys the fireworks from the 82nd and 17/136th dimensions.

I always buy my games from Bestbuy.

Choamaker pushes the burrow button and the iggloo goes under ground and nobody knows where it is.

"Rabbit Stew... The Stew of Champions. It depends on how much ya want we got a whole army of stuff contributed by Raven.

After the dust settles from the battle Chaosmaker and Adras enjoy a nice pot of Rabbit Stew. Mmmmmmmmmm...... Rabbit stew :D

OOC: Ohhh. a Bunny I guess you spell it Bunneh. "To many Bunny's. Need Help." Chaos Calls on his Minions AKA Pitbulls. "Sick Them Boy's!"

OOC: Whats a Bunneh? "Not again and I just washed these clothes." Chaos takes out the AutoIggloo 5000 and pushes the button out of nowwhere pops a Iggloo for him and Adras to hide in. He takes out a Extra Snowzooka for Adras.

I guess we agree. *Chaos starts a fire and starts dancing to the recently released tune of "There Goes Gilberts Firey Blimp." Patent Pending :D

"What agreement?" Chaosmaker wipes the snow off his face and sees Adras idea and takes out a paper clip and a rubberband and bends the clip into a U shaped form he pulls back the band and releases sending the clip straight at Gilberts Blimp and poping it Gilbert crashes into the ocean and dissapears in a show off fire works.

In the dust Chaosmaker Emerges from the Depths of Hell. * If you throw a Chaos sock at somebody it will be stinky but if you throw a Chaos sock at Chaosmaker it will be all Hell to pay. Chaos takes out a Labtop and goes to Acme.com and orders a Snowball gun for $20.00 and haves it sent instantly with gift wrap. He takes it out and assembles it and loads the chunks of snow and push's the "Fire" button. HaHaHaHa....

-Can't get to it oww well- Back on topic Chaos cover's his ears trying to supress the torture. He takes off his shoe and sock and throws it into Gilbert's mouth. "Put a Sock in it."

I'd have to say PC gaming because it give's you more options and not the same old stuff. Like morrowinds construction set gives you more play then the counsole.

I'm ok with violent games but racial and secimistic (however you spell it) games are not cool. If they pass a law only on those areas I'll be ok.

What do you meen "Complete"? It's still there.

Cool but I can't find "Currently Playing"

Not as good as the first one. I would have liked to see them keep the original BZ textures. The story line was also a little boring. But to bad they're is probally not gonna be a third. The downfall of the BZ series. Overall 6/10

I love this game It is one of the greatest strategy games of all time. But the problem is nobody plays it online anymore. Yes it was a little glitchy but it still rocked. Go around with your AT-Stabber and your platoon and kick some soviet butt. Overall 9/10. Thanks Dark0ne for making this review I love BZ :D

A great game that explores many new nation's. Several desired improvement's to Age of Empires II. A good expansion. Overall 7/10