Ok, here are amy stories of awesomeness. They stray far from the other stories of imperial foresters ritualistically slaughtering eachother (although that is funny). Alright, so I'm wandering around looking for Ayleid ruins to sack for statues, stones, and fat loot when I come across Vindasel (fun fact: prior to Ayleid destruction this was a 'fun house' for torturing slaves. It was known as the "Wailing Wheels"). Wandering through it's depths I am dissapointed to find only mud crabs and rats, but continue to delve deeper. At the end I see a woman standing at the bottom donned in ebony armor. This would be normal if I wasn't lv7. Being the little *censored* I am, I sneak up behind her, sword drawn, only to realise that this is UMBRA! UMBRA, for christ's sake! Easy for me :D. I then poison my sword with my strongest damage health poison and proceed to slash across her back. "UMBRA MUST FEED!!!" In a whirlwind of screaming, jumping, slashing, and running I manage to escape alive. Down the road I see a countess being escorted by a guard. Hoping that these people will help me I talk to the guard. Too bad I was charged for assault by attacking an evil wench. :blink: So, I pay the fine and return to IC. Just as I was planning on returning to try a new strategy, I hear a phrase that makes me jump. "THE BLADE, IT HUNGERS FOR SOULS!!!" It turns out that Umbra, even Umbra, can be arrested, as she was standing right there beside me with Umbra drawn. My other story is much shorter but much more epic. Outside of skingrad, I am in Desolate mine. Just causually clearing it out, I reach a room with a pit, a stone outcrop bridging it. Oh, what do you know. Across the bridge I see around 11 goblin skirmishers, 2 berserkers, 1 normie and a warcheif. Launching an arrow and drawing my sword i stand on the bridge, fending off a stream of angry goblins charging at me. Some I knocked off the bridge to their doom, and others put up a damn crazy fight. It turns out that I was in a goblin clanbase. :whistling:
