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Just came up with a new one: "Good friend, for my sake forebear to dig the dust enclosed here. Blest be the man that spares these stones, and curst be he that moves my bones." That's what's on Shakespeare's gravestone.

"Here lies [iNSERT NAME HERE]. He saw a light at the end of the tunnel. Too bad it was a Will-o-the-wisp." "Here lies [iNSERT NAME HERE]. He called Gaenor a liar." EDIT: Argh, scooped. I think Gaenor fits better here though. M'Aiq's just a jerk. (Names don't matter so pick anything.) "Here lies Lord Nolan Stupid." (right next to it) "I'm with Stupid."