Povuholo Posted August 20, 2005 Share Posted August 20, 2005 got in jail because i made an enchanted ring "1 poison damage on self, constant" and sold it to someone. He equipped it and died. Yet i get reported Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adras Posted August 20, 2005 Share Posted August 20, 2005 My character also deficated in public. Not only in public, but right in the emperor's scrib jelly. Needless to say, the emperor wasnt too thrilled. This was right after he was humming the song (see my earlier post). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
USMC_RED Posted August 29, 2005 Share Posted August 29, 2005 My char was arrested for pissing on a guard he had just killed.Sadly this wasn't the first time =D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lycan Posted September 1, 2005 Share Posted September 1, 2005 My cahr was just going around Morrowind killing every guard that WAS in his way... And it became BORING and my char went to prison.It was so rewarding to kill guard - I gained 1 level.Do it people:Kill guards makes you stronger, faster and more expirienced ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RuaDragonheart Posted September 28, 2005 Share Posted September 28, 2005 First, my first character ran through the Emperor's palace waving a sword and screaming that she was the Pumpkin Queen. After that, she was seen defecating on the royal feast. Worse yet, she began to make her way through all of the beds of the young women living in said palace. Then she was thrown out, and made her life preaching fire and brimstone around various villages, and telling them to capture all of the outlanders and sacrificing them by boiling them alive. She developed a thing of "elf racism" and did things to Bosmer that would've made Charlie Manson and Hitler proud. Then she met some wierd orc with a really big sword and they burned down a bunch of villages. Usually ones with Bosmer in them. Then she framed the orc for burglary and got him sent to some island with more elves on it. She got jealous of all the opportunities for elf racism and started lynching anything with pointed ears. She got bored with that, but then she was arrested and sent back to the palace to be made the royal entertainer for the Emperor. She figured he just wanted to sleep with her, and on her first performance she started with knife throwing and tried to kill him. So she got kicked out again. She still didn't know why they were so lenient with her. She met some elf named Jiub, who, surprisingly, had a nasty case of elf racism. When they weren't trying to kill each other, they were trying to kill more elves. But then the orc got back at her and framed her for fraud of selling fake alchemy materials and posession of Moon Suger with intention to selling it to minors. So she and Juib got thrown into Morrowind. And she decided that some orc was gonna get his ass kicked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Oz02 Posted January 7, 2006 Share Posted January 7, 2006 my dude stripped infront of the emperor Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Princess Ashira Posted April 10, 2009 Share Posted April 10, 2009 Well, she was kind of slow and stupid then (weak sauce too) when she was exploring and she wandered into a Necromancer's lair. For a change of pace, he decided to do some experiments on the living. He captured her, force-fed her potions to drain her attributes down to single digits, at which point he let her go just to watch the chaos ensue. She then proceeded to attempt to rob some children, high-ranking officials, and then guards, (she failed miserably in all attempts, one kid made off with her favorite socks :wallbash: ) at which point she was arrested. The effects wore off in prison, but her insistence that she was innocent wasn't aided by the screaming. Somewhat due to pity and not wanting to encumber the prisons with a potential mental patient, the authorities placed her on a boat bound for Vvardenfell with Jiub, the only prisoner who would agree to ride on the same boat with her in exchange for freedom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kylebraden Posted October 11, 2009 Share Posted October 11, 2009 my guy was put in jail for starting a website called 4chan then he got moved for punching drailen dreth in the face for being a douche so then they put him on a boat with someguy then he stole his name and told the gaurds his name was juib and stole his face and we all no that juib never got his freedom because they killed him after you go inside true story Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naschrakh Posted January 11, 2010 Share Posted January 11, 2010 My character did random stuff. Last time he sat in the middle of the city and started rocking back and forth humming the Morowind Title song. Since Morrowind wasnt out yet, they thought he was crazy and should be sent off to a distant island, but Vvardenfel was closer. Then they released him because the Title song was actually real.Nice :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naschrakh Posted January 11, 2010 Share Posted January 11, 2010 My char killed the King and stole his helmet. Then he took a crap in the helmet and sent it to his grieving wife. Upon opening the package with the filled helmet inside, my char ran towards her, smashed the helmet in her face, smearing her with poo, and stole it again! The guards found him two days later, dancing around in the throneroom with their King's helmet on. Meh, can't have fun these days anymore. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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