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Ode to Cliff Racers


Jenlyn Fayre

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* Sung to the tune of “Go Speed Racer, Go!”

 

Here it comes, see that cliff racer

it’s a nuisance with wings

 

It’s a nuisance and it’s gonna be stalking after someone

 

Just when you kill one and you’ve evened up the score,

Don’t look behind you ‘cause then you’ll see five more!

 

And when your out on a quest and there's important work

Bet your life a cliff racer’s-- gonna pester you!

 

Go cliff racer

Go cliff racer,

Go cliff racer go

 

They’ve got annoying calls-- wings kinda like a bat,

I’d hate to be around when they have to take a crap!

 

What a pain in the ass-- I can see one just ahead

 

Go cliff racer

Go cliff racer

Go cliff racer go!

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Hmm this gets me thinking, I should make an EP based on cliff racers, kwama foragers, rats, mudcrabs and the ever snuggly phantom sheep of the ashlands...

 

Someone should mod that song to play whenever you get attacked by a cliff racer, it would be redonculous. Well done.

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