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Why Didn't More Survive Helgen?


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the irony being that if he'd just waited a while longer, he would have saved himself a great deal of (literally soul shattering) trouble later.

 

Bah, can't trust those damn mortals to get the job done right, though. After all, they did ruin the whole totemic worship thing in the first place. The Headsman would probably slip and cut his won gullet open.

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I want to know, where was Paarthurnax when Alduin came through the time wound? I assume he was up at the summit but what happened when they met?

 

Alduin "Dude! What happened?"

Paarth "You got pimp slapped, yo"

Alduin "Those dirty servant monkeys!"

Paarth "Nearest towns thata way, have at'em"

Alduin "WAAAAAGGGHH!!!!"

 

 

Sorry... Felt like that needed some silly...

 

 

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