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Why did the chicken crossed the road ?


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Sidebar:

A variation on the joke, best told by one man to another man, and I understand I'm opening myself up to some flaming, but...

 

Q: Why did the woman cross the road?

 

A: Who knows why women do half the stuff they do?

 

/Sidebar

 

Okay, back to the chicken...

 

He was late for his appearance at a Padres game.

 

Some jokes are best left out of threads. Take a joke like,

 

Q: How many men does it take to clean a toilet bowl?

 

A: None, that's a woman's job.

 

I would never post something so offensive and you, Humanbean should be ashamed of yourself.

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I live without shame nor fear, and my emotional armor is thicker than saddle-leather. :thumbsup:

Hoping that you are the same...

 

If not, I had better learn quick after that last post. That joke isn't really that funny but the reaction you get from telling it around women is.

 

I have a habit of doing things just to see the reaction. I was in a grocery store once, waiting in line. The aisle had the usual racks on either side and there were customers in front and back of me. I looked over and saw the cover of People magazine. Mike Tyson was on the cover and the cover read, in bold red font. Mike Tyson Rape Trial. I picked up the magazine and spoke to my wife in a voice that everyone in the line could hear

 

Look, I said, The Mike Tyson Rape Trial. I don't know who raped Mike Tyson but I'm glad he doesn't live in my neighborhood!

 

Half of the people (most of the men) laughed but some of the people in line got really upset. Their reactions were so funny but no one said a word.

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Look, I said, The Mike Tyson Rape Trial. I don't know who raped Mike Tyson but I'm glad he doesn't live in my neighborhood!

You mean people didn't laugh at that?!?

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uhm shouldn´t we go back to the chicken?????

I agree we should!!!!

 

Q: Why did the chicken run across the road?

A: There was a car coming.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road halfway?

A: She wanted to lay it on the line.

Q: Why did the rubber chicken cross the road?

A: She wanted to stretch her legs.

Q: Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?

A: She was afraid someone would caesar!

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?

A: To prove to the possum it could actually be done!

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

she Saw a Rooster on the other side.

 

Why did the chicken cross the road?

She Thought that She Already Crossed the Road so she Wanted to go back.

 

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Because She did.

 

Why did the chicken cross the road?

I Don't Know.

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