exanimis Posted April 14, 2009 Share Posted April 14, 2009 Sidebar:A variation on the joke, best told by one man to another man, and I understand I'm opening myself up to some flaming, but... Q: Why did the woman cross the road? A: Who knows why women do half the stuff they do? /Sidebar Okay, back to the chicken... He was late for his appearance at a Padres game. Some jokes are best left out of threads. Take a joke like, Q: How many men does it take to clean a toilet bowl? A: None, that's a woman's job. I would never post something so offensive and you, Humanbean should be ashamed of yourself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
humanbean234 Posted April 14, 2009 Share Posted April 14, 2009 I live without shame nor fear, and my emotional armor is thicker than saddle-leather. :thumbsup:Hoping that you are the same... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
exanimis Posted April 14, 2009 Share Posted April 14, 2009 I live without shame nor fear, and my emotional armor is thicker than saddle-leather. :thumbsup:Hoping that you are the same... If not, I had better learn quick after that last post. That joke isn't really that funny but the reaction you get from telling it around women is. I have a habit of doing things just to see the reaction. I was in a grocery store once, waiting in line. The aisle had the usual racks on either side and there were customers in front and back of me. I looked over and saw the cover of People magazine. Mike Tyson was on the cover and the cover read, in bold red font. Mike Tyson Rape Trial. I picked up the magazine and spoke to my wife in a voice that everyone in the line could hear Look, I said, The Mike Tyson Rape Trial. I don't know who raped Mike Tyson but I'm glad he doesn't live in my neighborhood! Half of the people (most of the men) laughed but some of the people in line got really upset. Their reactions were so funny but no one said a word. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AzirAphale001 Posted April 14, 2009 Share Posted April 14, 2009 Look, I said, The Mike Tyson Rape Trial. I don't know who raped Mike Tyson but I'm glad he doesn't live in my neighborhood!You mean people didn't laugh at that?!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wasder Posted April 14, 2009 Share Posted April 14, 2009 That joke isn't really that funny but the reaction you get That's the best kind of joke, like dead baby jokes or the infamous purple socks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaCrazyBegga Posted April 19, 2009 Share Posted April 19, 2009 uhm shouldn´t we go back to the chicken????? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dezdimona Posted April 19, 2009 Share Posted April 19, 2009 uhm shouldn´t we go back to the chicken?????I agree we should!!!! Q: Why did the chicken run across the road?A: There was a car coming.Q: Why did the chicken cross the road halfway?A: She wanted to lay it on the line.Q: Why did the rubber chicken cross the road?A: She wanted to stretch her legs.Q: Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?A: She was afraid someone would caesar!Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?A: To prove to the possum it could actually be done! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bben46 Posted April 19, 2009 Share Posted April 19, 2009 Why did the chicken cross the road?It was too far to go around. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ihoe Posted April 19, 2009 Share Posted April 19, 2009 Why did the chicken cross the road?she Saw a Rooster on the other side. Why did the chicken cross the road?She Thought that She Already Crossed the Road so she Wanted to go back. Why did the chicken cross the road?Because She did. Why did the chicken cross the road?I Don't Know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jaosals42 Posted April 19, 2009 Share Posted April 19, 2009 Why did the chicken run across the roads to the other end of town? She wanted to get away from KFC. :whistling: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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