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"Well you simply edit your personal page and lie about your birthday and BTW your friend should do that unless he wants to stay aged seven. But we cannot allow you to harass our barmaids." With that they use their light sabres to block the entrance to the bar."

 

Gabriel decides to forget about the barmaid for the moment and instead....

 

In Whoopsala it is decided that the sight of all the naked teachers is too depressing and the Swedish Government declares a state of emergency isolating the place and closing down all schools. Education in future is only to be by modding for Iredior.

 

Of course many of the pupils are delighted but the parents....

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Asks if he could at least have a beer? He sais that he has been living on mazte in Morrowind as long as he can remember (wich isn't that long), and therefore is old enough to take a beer or two... The barmaids however...

 

Tries to stop the students from modding for Iredior the following week, because they rather wan't their kids to study their ass of because of some strange Biology-Test they are supposed to have the next thursday. This attempt however, isn't likely going to be succesfull, since their kids are a bunch of sneaky Morrowind-Addicts who are going to mod when their parents don't look.

But since the parents have control over the internet connection...

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Gabntherest:

decide to have a little fun with the youngin and start giving him mugs of Nazte, which is a non-alcoholic version of Mazte. After 4 Mugs of Nazte Gabreil starts too......

 

 

Otto:

An are currently holding him hostage. The children are aware of this and are formulating plans to rescue the internet connection from the parents when ............

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Gabriel feels an urgent need to get rid of a lot of excess liquid. He hurries outside where he finds to his amazement it has been snowing. After yellowing the snow he decides not to go back inside but instead to...

 

In Whoopsala the children have discovered the only way to wrest control of the internet from their parents is to give them all free tickets to a gala ball given by a glamorous film stars. As they need this urgently the film stars they approach are....

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Gabriel:

Go on his own adventure to the deepest depths of...

 

Oho and Whoopsala:

The local film-star-tribe, unfortunately they had to pay to gain entrance to the local-film-stars-quarters, and they was rather short on money, so they decided to sneak past the guards and break in to the building through...

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Lulea where at this time of year it was almost always dark and he could hide his embarrassment at the yellow snow. Unfortunately Lulea was not on the same planet (nor are its inhabitants!) and he found himself instead in...

 

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through the sewers of course, which MW freak would not use this handy method of getting about. Unlike MW however the sewers were full of...

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Gabriel without the rest

 

the back of a Volkswagon which, by the way, is very uncomfortable. More unbelievable than that was the driver who was......

 

The rest

are still in the bar wondering where Gabriel went while continuing to partake in the alcohol and debauchery.

 

Otto and children of Woopsala

<ooc tell you the truth I don't know if it is Otto or OHO at this point. How did it ever become OHO anyway?>

 

Chocolate? It appears that these sewers run directly under Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory and are the main chocolate pipeline to most of this world. Unsire if this chocolate is pure or not they decide not to eat it and continue on their way to the the film star quarters. Just as they got there they were spotted by the ......

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The driver himself! (OOC> Holy Moly! This was unexpected wasn't it??? ;) ) Who currently had a bad day because he couldn't find a pair of eaqual socks at home, and therefore didn't wan't to drive at all.

Gabriel tried to convince him that it was his job to drive!

But that didn't result in anything else than The Driver Himself walking away muttering about "Kids these days..."

So, Gabriel found himself alone in a nice Volkswagon and... wait a minuite, alone in a nice Volkswagon... Gabriel decided to...

 

Therest:

And then dissapeard from this story because I don't think any of us can think about three things at the same time ;)

 

Oho:

OOC> Otto (This is his real name) one time wrote his name down on a piece of paper so that his teacher would more easy remember his name (it was the first time she -the teacher- had our class, and everyone had to write down our name on a piece of paper) and he wrote his two T:s together so that it looked like an 'H' and then the teacher thought his name was OHO. One thing led to another and now he is known as Oho and most of us have forgot the real name Otto, that he once... a long time ago... possibly didn't have anyway.

 

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OOC> Yes I know that this probably is the laziest post ever written, but I am tired today and do not have enough brainactivity to continue on the Otto-part of the story right now, sorry :/

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