Malchik Posted April 6, 2005 Share Posted April 6, 2005 he wondered whether it was a silk sock, a cotton sock or a wool sock. A sudden eructation drew his attention to the fact that it was actually a wind sock. He belched out fragments of wind sock and waiter which immediately reformed into Ewok Cindi Straw. This once famous (and barefoot) interpreter of 'poppet on a string' had been sorely missed by the tone-deaf Ewoks. Seeing the unexpected resurrection the Ewoks bowed down to Offler and worshipped him with gifts of sour milk, whine and spam. So he spake unto them thusly... Or rather he would have spaken unto them but as he opened his mouth..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raven7669 Posted April 6, 2005 Share Posted April 6, 2005 a Gorax crawled out. Now for anyone who doesn't know a Gorax loves eating ewok as much as Offler loved eating rabbit so this caused mass hysteria. As the ewoks were scrambling around, Jack figured this would be a good time to exit stage right. But being that this was Jack's unlucky day this was only a left exit room. He thought to himself if only he still had his lucky rabbits feet this would have never happened. But alas being a ribbit he decided he would just have to ..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abramul Posted April 6, 2005 Share Posted April 6, 2005 ...take a detour through the kitchen, and hope he could avoid the French chef who... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raven7669 Posted April 7, 2005 Share Posted April 7, 2005 was very distracted, seems he was being chased by a very large ego that wanted too.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malchik Posted April 7, 2005 Share Posted April 7, 2005 many kippers for breakfast. Fortunately he knew a super tramp that could provide them in exchange for a girlfriend (and not much of one at that). The girlfriend he chose was.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gabbemaster Posted April 8, 2005 Author Share Posted April 8, 2005 Mall-Chick (you know that girl in the mall earlier in the story). But... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raven7669 Posted April 8, 2005 Share Posted April 8, 2005 She was too busy staring at one of those 3-D images, looking for the sailboat, to be anyone's girlfriend, not to mention see had a preference for left socks. So instead he chose... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stanhead Posted April 8, 2005 Share Posted April 8, 2005 ...this rubber chicken! He bought it off eBay, and it only cost him... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raven7669 Posted April 9, 2005 Share Posted April 9, 2005 a single Holy Grail. Well now for the hard part, he thought to himself. The last time he had seen a Holy Grail was at Castle Anthrax and it was rumored that it was a very perilous quest to take. To complete this guest he decided he would need some help, so he would have to find his good friend..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malchik Posted April 11, 2005 Share Posted April 11, 2005 Catwoman. She was mouseying around without much to do. She also knew that the Holy Grail had been moved from Castle Anthrax to the middle of a cattle ranch west of Topeka, Kansas. They needed a spell of deaden smell and so went to visit... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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