Stanhead

...Chuck Norris. Chuck jumped down from the skies and, even though he was the size of a normal man, landed with an almighty bang that shook the Earth. Everybody looked on in disbelief as Chuck opened his mouth to say...

...an odd rumble was heard in the sky. All of a sudden, without warning, it started raining...

lol, what's the nightlife like? :cool2: Oh yeah, I'm back.

Favourite RPG: Final Fantasy VII (7) Favourite FPS: Half-Life 2 / Counter-Strike Source (can't decide) Favourite RTS: Empire Earth Overall Favourite: Metal Gear Solid (by a long shot)

I'm stealing Malchik's thunder here a little, but I'm going away too this evening. See ya'll! Oh yeah, and have fun Malchik!

I'll buy my games from Amazon.co.uk or DVD.co.uk, as I find these to be some of the cheapest and most reliable online shops out there. I'll rarely buy my games from a shop as I rarely go outside. :laugh2:

I laughed-out-loud when I read 5.9, especially the Quote. "Boobies!" :P

I completely agree, I had my mobile (cell phone) taken off me after my bag was searched. The phone wasn't on or visible. My bag was checked after a knife scare... :/

I've added the fields to my profile. Counter-Strike and Half Life 2! :P

...this rubber chicken! He bought it off eBay, and it only cost him...

I use Ventrilo. I mostly use it during clan matches in Counter Strike, it's great. This is a real scenario that happened. We (clan AoD) were playing CSS on de_dust2. We are heading round to a bombsite, and the enemy come at us from behind. The enemy are following us, not being able to get a good shot at us. I turn around and see about 10 Terrorists all coming at us. I manage to take out atleast 3, and get killed. As I'm getting slaughtered, I yell out on my mic "BEHIIIIIND US!!!!". That was a great match, we won. If I hadn't warned the guys, we would've been caught from behind and all shot with our backs turned.

What? You couldn't fly the helicopter in NFS:HP2. You could only call it in for support. :/

...A SOCK! "This will be a nice addition to the pile," he said as he placed the gigantic size 14-19 nylon monster of a sock on top of the sock pile. "wow, best sock in the whole bunch," he said. "OH NOES!!!1eleven!" said Bill Gates, "The flying computzor has locked up, I can't access the control panel...z0r". "You stupid newbie!!!11eleven!" cried Gabbe. He then walked away, leaving Bill all alone with nothing to talk to but a...

I think NFSU was grade F processed pig excrement. The next NFS game is going back to the classics, with cop chases, luxury sports cars (NFSU had Golf GTI's, the next NFS will have Ferraris, like the older ones), be the cop mode, etc. I loved NFS: Hot Pursuit 2, and think it's great they're going back to the great games they used to make.

...his hero Bill Gates rides in to the rescue on his trusty flying Dell computer, running on the top secret Windows 2006Pro Operating system. "Hop on", said Bill. "Are you sure?", replied Gabbe. "Don't worry, it's running on a brand new OS that can never ever crash" "Oh, OK." Gabbe hopped on top of the flying computer, and him and Bill flew off into the distance. But suddenly, the uncrashable new OS... CRASHED!. "Oh noes!111eleven!", said Gabbe...