Malchik Posted November 11, 2005 Share Posted November 11, 2005 flu (fka Otto) being a very old man at this point - he has yet to youthe - cannot run fast enough to get to the exit. He wishes he had never left Dayton Ohio. He is also a bit scared that if his body keeps going backwards in time he might become nothing at all. Still he struggles on hoping to join Gabriel wherever and whoever he now is. Then looming huge on the horizon he sees.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otto_Gabriels_Crazy_Classmate Posted November 11, 2005 Share Posted November 11, 2005 a big ass raven stalking the gnome chippendales. this gives Otto an idea. He picks up his cellphone and calls the local Kurd-Tribe of Whoopsala Sweden. This results in... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raven7669 Posted November 11, 2005 Share Posted November 11, 2005 a very large cell phone bill and an interesting conversation that went kind of like this OTTO: helloKurd-tibe leader: whoop?OTTO: Is the the whoopsala Kurd-tibe leaderKurd-tibe leader: Whoop whoopOTTO: Do you speak englishKurd-tibe leader: whoopOTTO: DO...YOU...KNOW...WHERE.....GABRIEL.....ISKurd-tibe leader: Whoop there he isOTTO: whereKurd-tibe leader: (very excitedly and pointing his finger) WHOOP!!!! WHOOP!!!OTTO: Are youpointing your finger I can't see you, this is useless bye "click" well guess I better.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gabbemaster Posted November 11, 2005 Author Share Posted November 11, 2005 try to find that big ass raven instead, maybe she could help him find the right cellphone number? But there was a long way to go before Otto would finally reach the gnomes chippendales, and along the way, he stumbled upon... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Otto_Gabriels_Crazy_Classmate Posted November 11, 2005 Share Posted November 11, 2005 An objekt of "1337 Übber p0\/\/3r" the window´s bluehorne source code. and with this objekt of dread, Otto ... <OOC in am 17 not 07 i promise you :D > Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malchik Posted November 11, 2005 Share Posted November 11, 2005 hurried on. Unfortunately he was playing hookey from school and was spotted by one of the teachers. "Oho, it is the boy who cannot write. What a pity for you. You will write out 500 times 'My name is Oho and I will not play hookey again.' As he says this a crate of paper falls from the sky narrowly missing Oho's head. As the teacher has confiscated all the 'omg how did you find those magazines' from Oho and is holding them hostage. He has to write the lines. "And for each line I cannot read, you will write 500 more!" Several months later... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mercbird Posted November 11, 2005 Share Posted November 11, 2005 ... the Dread Birthday Juggenaut stops spinning, a merc pulls and out jumps Mercurian Mercenary a.k.a. Sock who says "Felicitations on your B-day Ottohoho, whats that bit I can't read there, you can call me Mercedes like everyone else!"She twirls in the rain on the plain and slaps... OOV> NOT ten years onto his age hehe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gabbemaster Posted November 14, 2005 Author Share Posted November 14, 2005 herself on her buttocks,and dance in the rain, transforming her dry socks to wet socks.But this isn't rock,No, this is a sockWho slaps herself on her buttocks. This came as a slap in the face to Otto, so he started talking as he never had talked before. His intention was to slap Mercedes down with words... but after several hours of jibberish-speech he realised that this didn't work, so he slaped her down with his fist instead, this resulting in... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malchik Posted November 14, 2005 Share Posted November 14, 2005 his teacher, tearing up all his treasured magazines and giving him even more lines "I will not slap anyone called Mercedes, 5000 times!" But by now Oho... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gabbemaster Posted November 14, 2005 Author Share Posted November 14, 2005 was so damn tired of all this writing, so he... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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