Malchik Posted November 22, 2005 Share Posted November 22, 2005 OOC> Tiredness! Pull yourself together Gabriel. How can we compose our magnum opus when you are tired. It is a disgrace. I shall call upon the Swedish firefighters of Whoopsala to douse you in very cold water. That will wake you up!!! :D Gabriel bed, clearly as his brain was suddenly atrophied. Otto the film stars however were delighted with the arrival of the kids whom they immediately employed as slave labour. This did not help Otto who suddenly knew his role was to... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raven7669 Posted November 22, 2005 Share Posted November 22, 2005 GWhile Gabriel was sleeping the the back of the volkswagon 2 not so clever car theives tried steal it. They quickly gave up when they were unable to break any of the windows, it seems before he fell asleep Gabriel rolled them all down. Assuming there was a forcefield around the vehicle they decided car theivery was much to difficult and decided they better go into politics. Gabriel meanwhile was having pleasent dreams of........ O.peeling M&Ms. Apparently the film stars didn't like the hard candy shell on the outside but enjoyed the soft chocolaty center. He started to explain that they could simply buy a chocolate bar but they insisted it was not the same. As OHO was performing this task he realized that............ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gabbemaster Posted November 22, 2005 Author Share Posted November 22, 2005 G:This strange story, and all the best parts of it, he dreamed that he was making a 'Best moments of the never ending story so far list' but realised that he would need some help if he wanted to do this good. So he wrote a strange post on some crazy forum out there, and the post was about some guy who had a dream in wich he made a list of the best moments ever in Never ending Story history, and... O:he had forgot why he was there to begin with. So he started running around performing high class espionage in the film-stars underwears. The stars hadn't got enough training for these kind of situations, so they... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malchik Posted November 22, 2005 Share Posted November 22, 2005 Poor Gabriel is now dreaming in ever decreasing circles until his dream disappears up its own backside. Waking in the back of the car he realises that he has slept at a strange angle and his head is now pointing backwards. Whilst it is helpful to know where he has been it does not help him see where he is going. It is therefore rather silly of him to start driving the car. He still does this and immediately... told Otto they would need him to perform with them in some very 'unusual' movies and some very unusual underwear. Otto knows that this could be his big act or perhaps his final act so he says.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raven7669 Posted November 22, 2005 Share Posted November 22, 2005 GResults in very bad things such as OI will not wear them on my head I will not wear them on the bed I will not wear them turned aroundI will not wear them on th gournd I will not wear anytime I will not, will not even mine Well would you wear them on your noseor would you wear them speaking prose How about if we closed your eyesor if we'd show your thighs Would you wear them would you pleasewould you, could you we are on our knees OK i'll were them in the darkAnd maybe even in a park I will were them upside downeven were them with a frown I will wear them yes I willWear them, wear them what a thrill And there was much rejoicing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gabbemaster Posted November 24, 2005 Author Share Posted November 24, 2005 GThe car crashing in to a soft pile of... OMuch rejoysingwingtingpling and much... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malchik Posted November 24, 2005 Share Posted November 24, 2005 underwear. It seems that hearing how successful the socks have been in getting a foot in the door, the underwear feel they too have a point to make (in the case of the brassiere two points). As Gabriel gets out of the car to investigate, a pink silk camisole... in the middle of all the sing-aling-alinging the underwear all rush away to join the freedom march before winter dwawers on. This leaves Otto and the film stars excessively underdressed so they... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gabbemaster Posted November 24, 2005 Author Share Posted November 24, 2005 jumps out from nowhere and attacks him.But since Gabriel is such a mainperson in this story, it is unable to kill him (main characters never die you know), instead it... Runs out in the streets singing: We are filmstars yes we are,we don't want to use a car...OOC>Continue on the song... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malchik Posted November 24, 2005 Share Posted November 24, 2005 Unfortunately David Eddings decides it is time for Gabriel to die and has him swallowed up by a mega-bra from Gabriel's own corporation. But Robert Jordan prefers resurrection and so brings Gabriel back to life as used car salesman. The underwear has been partying all over the Volkswagen and so is by now definitely a used car. But the car is not empty. As Gabriel climbs in, a small väst is singing - the same song that is being sung by the marching underclothes of Whoopsala. "I'm a little väst from VästmanlandNot Dalsland, nor Uppland nor GästriklandJust a little väst from VästmanlandAnd that's where I've got to be" Which gets the chorused reply: "We are little västs from VästergötlandNot Halland, nor Öland or SödermanlandJust some little västs from VästergötlandAnd that's where we've got to be" Solo"If you're from Norr or Väster botten, you are sure to be forgottenWhile Medelpad is truly madAnd Bohuslän's not fit for menThey save up all their Krone to escape Närke and SkåneWhile Darlana and Blekinge are barely fit for wreckingeAnd of Härjedalen...Let's not go there!" "Cos, I'm a little väst from VästmanlandNot Värmland, nor Gotland, or HälsinglandJust a little väst from VästmanlandAnd that's where I've got to be." Anvil Chorus"We are little västs from VästergötlandNot Jämtland, nor Småland or ÖstergötlandJust some little västs from VästergötlandAnd that's where we've got to be." After the song they are all very cheerful. Sadly the omission of Swedish Lapland caused all hell to break loose with thousands of hapless reindeer being ridden like fury towards Whoopsala by offended underwear. Even Santa Claus's reindeer was dragged away and at such an important time. How could Gabriel an Otto rescue Christmas? Gabriel decided to... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gabbemaster Posted November 24, 2005 Author Share Posted November 24, 2005 Sing a song: I need to rescue Santie,or what he now is call-ed,but he only had a pantie,and it was bloody red,so away he throwed his pantieand bought a gun insteadunfortunate for Gabbeit was as heavy as pure lead, what would he do? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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