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OOC> Tiredness! Pull yourself together Gabriel. How can we compose our magnum opus when you are tired. It is a disgrace. I shall call upon the Swedish firefighters of Whoopsala to douse you in very cold water. That will wake you up!!! :D

 

Gabriel

 

bed, clearly as his brain was suddenly atrophied.

 

Otto

 

the film stars however were delighted with the arrival of the kids whom they immediately employed as slave labour. This did not help Otto who suddenly knew his role was to...

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While Gabriel was sleeping the the back of the volkswagon 2 not so clever car theives tried steal it. They quickly gave up when they were unable to break any of the windows, it seems before he fell asleep Gabriel rolled them all down. Assuming there was a forcefield around the vehicle they decided car theivery was much to difficult and decided they better go into politics. Gabriel meanwhile was having pleasent dreams of........

 

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peeling M&Ms. Apparently the film stars didn't like the hard candy shell on the outside but enjoyed the soft chocolaty center. He started to explain that they could simply buy a chocolate bar but they insisted it was not the same. As OHO was performing this task he realized that............

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This strange story, and all the best parts of it, he dreamed that he was making a 'Best moments of the never ending story so far list' but realised that he would need some help if he wanted to do this good. So he wrote a strange post on some crazy forum out there, and the post was about some guy who had a dream in wich he made a list of the best moments ever in Never ending Story history, and...

 

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he had forgot why he was there to begin with. So he started running around performing high class espionage in the film-stars underwears. The stars hadn't got enough training for these kind of situations, so they...

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Poor Gabriel is now dreaming in ever decreasing circles until his dream disappears up its own backside. Waking in the back of the car he realises that he has slept at a strange angle and his head is now pointing backwards. Whilst it is helpful to know where he has been it does not help him see where he is going. It is therefore rather silly of him to start driving the car. He still does this and immediately...

 

told Otto they would need him to perform with them in some very 'unusual' movies and some very unusual underwear. Otto knows that this could be his big act or perhaps his final act so he says....

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Results in very bad things such as

 

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I will not wear them on my head

I will not wear them on the bed

 

I will not wear them turned around

I will not wear them on th gournd

 

I will not wear anytime

I will not, will not even mine

 

Well would you wear them on your nose

or would you wear them speaking prose

 

How about if we closed your eyes

or if we'd show your thighs

 

Would you wear them would you please

would you, could you we are on our knees

 

OK i'll were them in the dark

And maybe even in a park

 

I will were them upside down

even were them with a frown

 

I will wear them yes I will

Wear them, wear them what a thrill

 

And there was much rejoicing

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underwear. It seems that hearing how successful the socks have been in getting a foot in the door, the underwear feel they too have a point to make (in the case of the brassiere two points). As Gabriel gets out of the car to investigate, a pink silk camisole...

 

in the middle of all the sing-aling-alinging the underwear all rush away to join the freedom march before winter dwawers on. This leaves Otto and the film stars excessively underdressed so they...

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jumps out from nowhere and attacks him.

But since Gabriel is such a mainperson in this story, it is unable to kill him (main characters never die you know), instead it...

 

Runs out in the streets singing:

 

We are filmstars yes we are,

we don't want to use a car...

OOC>Continue on the song...

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Unfortunately David Eddings decides it is time for Gabriel to die and has him swallowed up by a mega-bra from Gabriel's own corporation. But Robert Jordan prefers resurrection and so brings Gabriel back to life as used car salesman. The underwear has been partying all over the Volkswagen and so is by now definitely a used car.

 

But the car is not empty. As Gabriel climbs in, a small väst is singing - the same song that is being sung by the marching underclothes of Whoopsala.

 

"I'm a little väst from Västmanland

Not Dalsland, nor Uppland nor Gästrikland

Just a little väst from Västmanland

And that's where I've got to be"

 

Which gets the chorused reply:

 

"We are little västs from Västergötland

Not Halland, nor Öland or Södermanland

Just some little västs from Västergötland

And that's where we've got to be"

 

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"If you're from Norr or Väster botten, you are sure to be forgotten

While Medelpad is truly mad

And Bohuslän's not fit for men

They save up all their Krone to escape Närke and Skåne

While Darlana and Blekinge are barely fit for wreckinge

And of Härjedalen...

Let's not go there!"

 

"Cos, I'm a little väst from Västmanland

Not Värmland, nor Gotland, or Hälsingland

Just a little väst from Västmanland

And that's where I've got to be."

 

Anvil Chorus

"We are little västs from Västergötland

Not Jämtland, nor Småland or Östergötland

Just some little västs from Västergötland

And that's where we've got to be."

 

After the song they are all very cheerful.

 

Sadly the omission of Swedish Lapland caused all hell to break loose with thousands of hapless reindeer being ridden like fury towards Whoopsala by offended underwear. Even Santa Claus's reindeer was dragged away and at such an important time.

 

How could Gabriel an Otto rescue Christmas?

 

Gabriel decided to...

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Sing a song:

 

I need to rescue Santie,

or what he now is call-ed,

but he only had a pantie,

and it was bloody red,

so away he throwed his pantie

and bought a gun instead

unfortunate for Gabbe

it was as heavy as pure lead,

 

what would he do?

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