phawk69 Posted May 1, 2006 Share Posted May 1, 2006 Disappearing into thin air, which was tricky as the air was getting pretty thick in the dungeon, what with all the fifths and fourths and thirds going on. As “Purply” disappeared a piece of parchment fell from it’s pocket, which.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gabbemaster Posted May 23, 2006 Author Share Posted May 23, 2006 Contained the secret text describing the secret way to the secret room in wich the secret chainsaw - who should be used when you wanted to open the secret safe - ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malchik Posted May 23, 2006 Share Posted May 23, 2006 If only anyone knew where the secret building containing the secret safe could be located but it was somewhere in the secret city under the secret mountain in the secret land of.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phawk69 Posted May 26, 2006 Share Posted May 26, 2006 Utopia, a place so secret no one has ever found it. The building was the headquarters of the Preservation of the Secret Identity of They Society (POST ITS), and the safe contained the names of THEY, so you can see why it must be kept a secret - think of the anarchy: you say “They say that coffee is good for you” and whoever you’re talking to says “They as in your aunt Bertha the pepper sorter, or They Willy the garbage man?” Suddenly every argument would have to be based on fact instead of hearsay. But now someone had found the secret map to the secret chainsaw that opened the secret safe, how much longer before they found the safe? There was panic at POST ITS, and their top agent was dispensed to oversee the case, when ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
karkarinus Posted May 27, 2006 Share Posted May 27, 2006 ....government subsidies were cut to such dire levels that they even had to think of a shorter acronym to cut down on stationery expenditure. The Secret Hidden Item Tracking Service, or SHI...... well, you get the idea....... realized that this was make or break - either they discovered Utopia, or it was the dole queue for the lot of 'em. Special Agent Barry Punnitts grabbed his 9mm stapler and two-handed male without a father ruler, and headed for the ........................... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malchik Posted May 28, 2006 Share Posted May 28, 2006 pantry. You never knew when it would be useful to feed others with apples of uninhibitedness, figs of flatulence or parsnips of pragmatism. It made him smell a little like a vegetable and feel a lot like a prune but when facing the unknown it was always better to.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phawk69 Posted May 29, 2006 Share Posted May 29, 2006 Pay the dime than sh*t your pants, as his Momma used to say. Ah Momma he thought, I really did love you. Such a tragic ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gabbemaster Posted May 29, 2006 Author Share Posted May 29, 2006 that you had to live for such a long time... I could have used the money I got after your death to buy me that new car I wanted... As it is now, I had to wait before buying it. SAW (Speciall Agent wossname...) forced the sad thoughts of his mommy to go hide in a wardrobe or something... But he soon realised, that despite the sadness of the thought, it really did feel a bit lonely without it, so he followed the thought in to the depths the wardrobe or something. What he didn't know, was that the wardrobe or something actually was a tunnel in to another world, and when SAW fell (He slipped, and fell backwards) through the hidden teleporter/portal/thingy in the back of the depths of the wardrobe or something, he ended up in Ainran; the world which held the key to enter POST IT.But since he fell backwards, Nalsa wasn't realy a lion, but a Noil! Oh! Horrors of horrors! As the Noil Nalsa approached, SAW... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
shawnl Posted May 29, 2006 Share Posted May 29, 2006 that you had to live for such a long time... I could have used the money I got after your death to buy me that new car I wanted... As it is now, I had to wait before buying it. SAW (Speciall Agent wossname...) forced the sad thoughts of his mommy to go hide in a wardrobe or something... But he soon realised, that despite the sadness of the thought, it really did feel a bit lonely without it, so he followed the thought in to the depths the wardrobe or something. What he didn't know, was that the wardrobe or something actually was a tunnel in to another world, and when SAW fell (He slipped, and fell backwards) through the hidden teleporter/portal/thingy in the back of the depths of the wardrobe or something, he ended up in Ainran; the world which held the key to enter POST IT.But since he fell backwards, Nalsa wasn't realy a lion, but a Noil! Oh! Horrors of horrors! As the Noil Nalsa approached, SAW...KILLED HIMSELF THE END! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
karkarinus Posted May 29, 2006 Share Posted May 29, 2006 KILLED HIMSELF THE END! .....SAW, completely disregarding the previous post, sat up and looked around in a daze. Having recently come out of the wardrobe, and thinking that he was actually a Noil, he despaired. "What have I, what have I, what have I done to deserve this?" He hummed. "Pet Shop Boys!" He thought. "I know, I'll change my name from Noil to Neil. Neil Tennant. Or Roger the Lodger?" His head swaying like a see-saw, SAW saw it was time to see the saw - the chainsaw, so............... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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