Povuholo Posted January 22, 2007 Share Posted January 22, 2007 attack the shrimp of lust, who enjoyed that very much. But the shrimp of greed didn't. So he... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phawk69 Posted January 22, 2007 Share Posted January 22, 2007 ... Gobbled up the last two deadly shrimp, which changed everything. I mean, how can you only have 5 deadly shrimp? The delegates were thrown into a tizzy, with some wanting to pump the greedy shrimp's stomach, some wanting to quest for two new deadly shrimp, and some wondering at the validity of deadly shrimp anyway, as they didn’t really believe shrimp existed... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
old1eye Posted January 22, 2007 Share Posted January 22, 2007 ...but instead was prawn. raw prawn carried the day with courage and iron will, but alas crushed all three... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malchik Posted January 22, 2007 Share Posted January 22, 2007 because raw Prawn was angry. He was a crusty asian, who should not really have been at the European convention, but attended as a religious observer. Unfortunately when he washed his vestements and socks they all suffered shrimpage and became too small. Having vented his spleen on the deadly shrimps he turned his ire on.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phawk69 Posted January 23, 2007 Share Posted January 23, 2007 ... and off three times quickly, which caused a slight panic among the delegates who began looking for an exit. Finding one, they fled in six different directions: North, South, East, West, Up, and ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
karkarinus Posted January 23, 2007 Share Posted January 23, 2007 .... You cannot go in that direction. D You cannot go in that direction. LOOK You are standing in a small glade in the middle of the forest. Roads lead off to the North, South, East, West and Northwest. There is a Shrimp here. TAKE SHRIMP You cannot take the Shrimp. .... Suddenly the Shrimp leaps up and cleaves your skull with one fell swoop. You are dead. Type "RESTART" to play again. Rubbing his eyes, the British businessman switched of his laptop, and turned his attention for the first time to the matter in hand. Not once had it occurred to him that anyone from outside his cosy little islet might have something useful to say, but by now it was too late. The delegates..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
old1eye Posted January 23, 2007 Share Posted January 23, 2007 ...had all died messily, so it was up to him to sweep all the bones into neat piles and send letters of consolation to their families... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malchik Posted January 24, 2007 Share Posted January 24, 2007 except changes to the postal system - now costs of stamps were measured by height of sender - meant he did not have enough money to do this shrimpanitarian act. He burst into tears and... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
phawk69 Posted January 24, 2007 Share Posted January 24, 2007 ... Being the stoic Brit he was, decided tears were definitely not British enough. So, pulling a white linen hankerchief from the breast pocket of his tweed overcoat and dabbing at his eyes in a very stiff-upper-lip way, and set off to notify each of the bereaved personally. He first went to ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poopgoblin Posted February 25, 2007 Share Posted February 25, 2007 the crapper, and squeezed out a huge... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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