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... Flatuate: loud, extraordinarily long, wet flatulents. The kind that make conversations stop all over the room, no matter how big. The kind that make you wish you had another pair of underware. The kind that take on a life of their own, crawling up legs and sneaking over shoulders, invading airspace and causing noses to wrinkle. The kind ...
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if mixed with a naked flame, would cause an explosion the size of Sark (a smallish island in the english channel).

 

Meanwhile, a team of necromancers got to work on the gaming source forums, planning to ressurect all the topics that had ever been made, which would cause...

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A change of fate for the necromancers. Suddenly they were transformed into baseball bats and baseball balls, so they could be useful by handing out strikes. Unfortunately, there was nobody who could hold and use these items so they were useless and annoying once again. So by using the 'bottle put in itself' technique, they changed shape again. This time they changed into Vigilantistic Flaming Trolls Thieves (vftt's) and decided to...
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However the forum moderators, Chimborazo, Cotopaxi and Aconcagua loved devouring spam; the hotter the better.

 

Cotopaxi, liberally sprinkling cayenne flavoured chilli powder over his flaming plate of spam, said: ...

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