Marcus Wolfe Posted July 26, 2007 Share Posted July 26, 2007 In a land far far away........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gumballthechewy Posted July 27, 2007 Share Posted July 27, 2007 Chuck Norris's twin brother Buck Norris heard all about his brothers fall from the heavens and he jumped up into the air and flew towards his evil brothers hiding place to face him in the greatest and most actionyist battle that ever took place. but just at that exact moment... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marcus Wolfe Posted July 27, 2007 Share Posted July 27, 2007 The eldest of the Norris Brothers, who kept his first name secret, suddenly appeared!DUN DUN DUH!Then..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
niraxA Posted July 29, 2007 Share Posted July 29, 2007 ...the estranged brothers had a touching reunion. They swapped stories of their action-packed adventures/lives well into the night.While Chuck regaled the others with yet another tale of fisticuffs and explosive gunplay, there was a knock on the door. Puzzled by its very existence seeing as they were out in a field of grass, the eldest brother(who earlier revealed at last that his name was Jerry) opened the door and was surprised to see... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ninja_lord666 Posted July 29, 2007 Share Posted July 29, 2007 ...the LHoFS! Apparently, LHoFS was skilled in the use of the CS and quickly made a mod to get rid of the poison from the apples. LHoFS devoured the Norris brothers except for Chuk who roundhouse kicked the LHoFS so hard that his entire family died. Fortunately, the LHoFS turned on tgm right before, so he came back to life (not even God Mode can save you from Chuk Norris). A huge battle ensued... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MastrGunZ Posted July 30, 2007 Share Posted July 30, 2007 ...which forced chuck to toggle on god mode as well(chuk's god mode > LHoFS's god mode) which enabled him to easily defeat the LHoFS. But just then Indiana Jones jumped into the brawl and also toggled god mode on(Jones' god mode > Chuk's god mode). So with a godlike Indian Jones and an all powerful Chuk the inevitable was about to happen, they... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ninja_lord666 Posted July 30, 2007 Share Posted July 30, 2007 ...went into the middle of a city to ensure innocents got to watch the great showdown. Chuk and Indiana began fighting, but just then, Mr. Rogers showed up. He is so great that he didn't even turn on God Mode. Chuk, Indiana and Mr. Rogers... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abramul Posted July 30, 2007 Share Posted July 30, 2007 ...decided to put on a thinly veiled morality play demonstrating the value of friendship and peace. The people who had gathered to watch the fight... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MastrGunZ Posted July 31, 2007 Share Posted July 31, 2007 ...became outraged that they didn't get to see an epic three-way battle so they all bumrushed the three god-like mortals. Our three moral heroes decided they should... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
niraxA Posted August 1, 2007 Share Posted August 1, 2007 ...pacify the mob with a circus act. Chuck juggled some conveniently placed explosive-filled barrels (god mode or not, it's Chuck Norris.), while Indiana Jones demonstrated his amazing skills with the whip by carving little figures of Daedric Princes out of apples. Last but not least, Mr Rogers astounded everyone with his ability to look good in a snazzy sweater. The sketchy plan worked as planned and the crowd slowly dispersed after the splendid performance. Heaving a sigh of relief, Chuck looked at the others and said... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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