MastrGunZ Posted August 1, 2007 Share Posted August 1, 2007 ..."MY performance was best!" This statement induced and argument over whose performance was best. The argument led to... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gumballthechewy Posted August 1, 2007 Share Posted August 1, 2007 ...the three former friends to quarrel over there petty differences thus causing enough evil energy to gather that the earth split open and from the bowels of the planet cam the zombie buck & jerry norris and they fused into the super almighty juck norris so the three friends... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ninja_lord666 Posted August 1, 2007 Share Posted August 1, 2007 ...laughed. Did someone honestly believe that a zombie would do anything. Just as quickly as the zombie arose, the combined awesomeness of the three rekilled the zombie instantly. However, it did serve as enough distraction to cause them to forget why they were fighting. They decided to order a pizza and watch... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MastrGunZ Posted August 2, 2007 Share Posted August 2, 2007 ...movies. Indiana Jones wanted to watch one of his movies starring him but Chuck Norris wanted to watch one of his own movies that he was in. The two began to fight again whilst Mr. Rogers sat quietly and watched... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ninja_lord666 Posted August 2, 2007 Share Posted August 2, 2007 ...porno. At least, that's what he thought it was when he rented it. Mr. Rogers put the DVD in. After several previews, the movie finally started. It turned out to be Barney: The Movie. When he realized this... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gumballthechewy Posted August 3, 2007 Share Posted August 3, 2007 ...he got so mad the sheer power of his mind blew the hell out of that barney: the movie DVD and in the process he blew his tv up too thus rendering his porno watching days over which made him so angry his powerful mind killed indianna jones by accident. chuck was in turn mad at the loss of his best friend that... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MastrGunZ Posted August 3, 2007 Share Posted August 3, 2007 ...he exploded. Guts went everywhere. It was gross. Mr. Rogers used his awesome godlike mind power to bring them back to life. However they did not come back to life perfect, they had many flaws. The major flaw they suffered was... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gumballthechewy Posted August 6, 2007 Share Posted August 6, 2007 ...being joined at the hip like siamese twins! and being the super and awesome action heros that they are they did not like it one bit. in fact they hated it so much that... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
niraxA Posted August 6, 2007 Share Posted August 6, 2007 ...they wrote a book about it. Being technically undead, ChuckIndy's writing was none too coherent, nor was it interesting.Even so, like many bad authors before them, they sold thousands of copies. The secret of their autobiography'success of course, was the edgy title:... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ninja_lord666 Posted August 6, 2007 Share Posted August 6, 2007 ...How to Get Laid in Four Easy Steps. They also had a no refund policy so people would buy the book, find out the title was lying, but couldn't return it. They also charged $250 per copy, so they were filthy rich. With their newfound money... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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