ninja_lord666 Posted August 18, 2007 Share Posted August 18, 2007 ...extreme pain for both of them. Eventually, they managed to take the blade out, but they still hurt, so they... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ItWotBeSoonBeforeLong Posted August 18, 2007 Share Posted August 18, 2007 ..Go find a doctor to heal their major wounds.But on the way they are caught in a ditch.Then... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marcus Wolfe Posted August 18, 2007 Share Posted August 18, 2007 Fed up with the pain, they took their fury out on each other.They started with a toned down game of Rock/Paper/Scissors. Chuck won of course, because Chuck Norris beats Rock, Paper and Scissors. This lead to a fruitless arguement ending in a giant brawl. And then the same blade stabbed both of them through the heart again. This endless cycle of stabbing, removing the blade, rock/paper/scissors and senseless brawling went on many millenia, so let us turn our narrative gaze to the Forest of Lymphia, were the good elves were being overrun by evil goblins......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poopgoblin Posted August 18, 2007 Share Posted August 18, 2007 .......Eventually, the goblins over threw the elves' government. They tried to set up a new government, but were extremely hindered by fanatic elves who were all to eager to martyr themselves for their god. Also, an increasing anti-war bias in the goblin media made the goblin people begin to tire of war, by only reporting on the bad things. So the goblin leaders.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ItWotBeSoonBeforeLong Posted August 18, 2007 Share Posted August 18, 2007 ..Pulled together into a hut made of socks.Then... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ninja_lord666 Posted August 18, 2007 Share Posted August 18, 2007 ...the goblin leaders decided to let the goblin people screw themselves over by setting up an anarchy-based government. With no one to lead them, the goblins eventually... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ItWotBeSoonBeforeLong Posted August 18, 2007 Share Posted August 18, 2007 ...Got a 12-day carribean(spelling?) cruise.But on the cruise they... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ninja_lord666 Posted August 18, 2007 Share Posted August 18, 2007 ...gave into their blood lust and began attacking the other passengers and the crew. The goblins took over the cruise ship and began raiding other ships. The navy came to stop them. They launched missiles at the cruise ship, and it sank, but not before the goblins boarded one of the aircraft carriers. The navy tried to defend themselves, but their guns were useless against the goblins' fur armour, and they fell under the goblins' shoddy axes. It only took 30 minutes before the goblins had complete control over the aircraft carrier, and they used it to sink the rest of the navy (goblins are surprisingly good pilots). They then decorated the carrier with the corpses of the dead navy and continued their raiding. Then... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marcus Wolfe Posted August 18, 2007 Share Posted August 18, 2007 CAME THE SPACE PIRATES AAARRGGHHHHH!!!!!!!The poor goblins didn't stand a chance against the space pirates' laser cannons. The ship was sunk quickly while the pirates remained in orbit. The space pirates (who, contrary to popular belief, did not give a sh*t about gold and silver but only valued an extremely rare substance called demthyte that is not found on Earth) laughed at the drowning goblins. Then they blasted off towards Beta Centurion, hoping to intercept the Royal Treasureship from The Space Lobster and Crab United Army................. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poopgoblin Posted August 18, 2007 Share Posted August 18, 2007 .......But collided with the International Space Station. Their ship took extensive damage, and the only way they could make it to Beta Centurion was to find...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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