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Stranger: LET'S f***

Stranger: ****

You: huh?

You: ...

Stranger: u are a girl, right?

You: no.... I'm a guy, and you have just proven to me that u're gay...

Stranger: WTF????

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

 

 

LOL! xD

I have taught you well young troll...er grasshopper.

 

Edit: FYI guys 4chan knows about this site now courtesy of the self proclaimed king of trolls, try to troll them back xP. -Blacksnake89

 

Re edit: I just had a pretty funny one.

 

You:ASL?

Stranger: 21/m/florida you?

You:17/f/cali

Stranger: Want to suck my big black ****

you: No thanks I got one of my own

but wait it gets better, they didn't diconnect there.

Stranger: Even better. I'm into that kinda stuff

you: MY MIND!!!

you have disconnected.

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this is kinda the best I had:

Connecting to server...

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hi

Stranger: HI

You: u random?

Stranger: You know spring brother is true man?

You: you wanna know about Hertz?

You: <some random article from the Dutch Wikipedia about hertz, decided to cut that out>

You: but r u random?

Stranger: YES

Stranger: ~

You: me no believe

You: its a conspiracy

Stranger: no no no

You: I dont believe u

You: ur part of it

Stranger: I believe you!

You have disconnected.

 

what was kinda funny at that moment, was that I was at school, and as such about 1 out of 4 of the random people were in the same room as me

 

<edit>

just had this really short conversation:

Stranger: hi

You: hi

Stranger: where r u from?

You: earth

Stranger: *censored* u

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Well...unfortunately you just broke laws #1 & 2 of the internet...

 

However, the fact that that one site knows would explain why there are so many people on like that...:P

Never forget...Rule #33

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Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hi

Stranger: heyy

You: asl?

Stranger: i'm a friend of your mother's, get in the car

You: ok

You: ill drive

You: i got my permit

Stranger: D: too young

You: im 18...

Stranger: oh

Stranger: in that case, take the wheel

You: drive off a cliff

You have disconnected.

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