Deleted1157812User Posted July 1, 2009 Share Posted July 1, 2009 Why do all of the daedric people have scottish accents?Because Scottish people are normally demonlords in disguise. Haven't you noticed? Why do all the heavy armors give your guy a fat upperbody and a skirt?Because you should be wearing light armour. It's much cooler. ;) Why was Lucien Lachance in my bedroom last night?Don't feel unique. He does that to everyone, the stupid player. WTF WAS THE GLUE ATTACK OF 94?!?!?!?!?!You don't know!? *gasp* Why in the name of akatosh is Chuck Norris in Oblivion??? :wallbash:Um... he is? Wait, what? Where? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
boblehero Posted July 2, 2009 Share Posted July 2, 2009 Why do my unenchanted bow magically does 4x damage when i use horizontaly instead of vertically? How come unenchanted weapon suddenly start to paralyze ppl when you are a master? Why do guards are so psychotic? Who would want to kill Valen Dreth? (except the player) Why do wild life evovle when my char level up? Why do EVERYTHING depends on my character level? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ericazwel Posted July 2, 2009 Share Posted July 2, 2009 Why is Vanilla Oblivion called Vanilla Oblivion. Why not Original Recipe or Oblivion Classic? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pronam Posted July 2, 2009 Share Posted July 2, 2009 Why do my unenchanted bow magically does 4x damage when I use horizontally instead of vertically?-Because the sneak-effect is in effect. You could hit anyone with an arrow, but if their muscles are relaxed it will twice as hard.. How come unenchanted weapon suddenly start to paralyze ppl when you are a master?-Because you're supposed to know how to hit the Why do guards are so psychotic?-Glue attack of '94 and you being able to kill them all while you will reload them in a minute and it will start all over again... Who would want to kill Valen Dreth? (except the player)-His second wife... Why do wild life evolve when my char level up?-its called evolution.. Why do EVERYTHING depends on my character level?-Glue attack of '94, everything sticks to everything.. so does everything on your level... Why is Vanilla Oblivion called Vanilla Oblivion. Why not Original Recipe or Oblivion Classic?-Because those things would be less related to the purpose of the meaning of vanilla. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thor. Posted July 5, 2009 Share Posted July 5, 2009 I have a whole bunch (1) Why does rain fall through the roof (2) Why do you start in the imperial prison, no story at all about that.(3) Why no movable crates and Objects outside. Needed mod for that. (4) Why no windows reflection in vanilla, needed a mod for that. (5) Why does the fire fallow you around? that bothered me :ermm: .(6) Why are there no birds or friendly wildlife other then sheep and dear. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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