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Sandatharius

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"where do all the lamplight kids come from?"

 

The stork, obviously.

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Clearly they were collected and brought there by the super mutants of vault 87. They just keep them in the cave so that they have a steady food supply, and also when they grow up, they can be dipped to make more super mutants.

 

In otherwords, yeah, the stork. A giant, green-skinned, humanoid, wingless stork, but a stork nonetheless.

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stork theories are all well and good,

 

logic would lend itself to FEV breeding stock,

 

but the ingame raison d'être remains shonky.

 

a story of a school outing with foolish teachers and wiley children

 

does little to assuage the 200 year gap.

 

 

 

but i remember that i sent Brian Wilkes to Lamplight once,

 

so maybe it's the place that children run away to?

 

but even that doesn't explain Bumble.

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Maybe the whole plot will be reavealed in Mothership Zeta; when you finish it you will arrive in your birthday party when your ten years old in a NORMAL house. Turns out you where in a coma and imagined it all, it would mean that all of Fallout 3 was just a joke lol I know it will never happen but I can just imagine someone making soemthing similar for a joke
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Well if u actually look around Lamplight and talk to the kids u find out their original story. basically the first kids were at a field trip to whatever the hell Little Lamplight once was, then the bombs fell. the teachers left and either died or took advantage of the situation and left them. kids got scared, a kid (i think it's Joseph? it's in a holotape, forget the damn kids name though) decided to take up the roll as mayor, kinda out of the blue.

for their hatred of mungos: in the second holotape by Joseph, the kids find Vault 87, and begin to bang on the doors, and no one awnsers it. one person went to a window and yelled at them to go away and that they were dead anyways. so Joseph got pissed and started cursing about the mungos, and it kinda just became a tradition for them.

how they get there? hard to say... perhaps the ppl from Big Town bring in the new kids? i know that they get some of the kids from runaways.

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