glowbow11 Posted February 2, 2014 Share Posted February 2, 2014 i bumped into something funny on skyrim last night.i was in whiterun when vampires attacked and killed the forge lady right near the entrance to the city (im not good with names)so i went in to warmaiden's which is the shop were her husband sells stuff too.and i asked him who forges his weapons and armor and he said:"well since (whats her name) died i buy them from the khajiit caravans.can someone tell me how the f*uck does someone who saw his wife getting killed right in front of his eyes goes like:"yeah my wife used to forge my weapons and armor but then she died" (he didnt literally say that)seriously i just burst out laughing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deleted3507349User Posted February 3, 2014 Share Posted February 3, 2014 As Maramal says; "Life in Skyrim is harsh." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sdesser Posted February 3, 2014 Share Posted February 3, 2014 Word. :D Anywho, not that long ago, I had a Vampire Attack on Whiterun too. After the master vampire was dead I noticed that Nazeem's Wife was laying dead near Belathors Shop. I thought to my self that it was a shame, but I'm playing this playthrough without loading saves unless I die of course. Next thing I notice is that the guards are still after someone. I run to where the action is and I see Nazeem himself running away from like five guards. I burst out laughing. Pointing at the screen, I go "Run to the Cloud District, you fool! Mwahaha!". Guards eventually killed him. I was happy. I was going to kill him anyday in a burst of anger after hearing about the Cloud District anyway. This way, there's no mourning wife left behind and my mind is at peace! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eaterofwords Posted February 4, 2014 Share Posted February 4, 2014 I had a funny little thing happen today. I was clearing out a bandit cave, and one bandit got hit with the greatsword decap killmove. As I was raising my sword to lop off his head, he said, "You mind not swinging that thing around here?" Fun times. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deleted3507349User Posted February 5, 2014 Share Posted February 5, 2014 Actually, if you want good fun refuse to surrender in Markarth when they attempt to arrest you. You can rack up quite the bounty fighting your way to the city gates. Of course, since the bounty is so large now in Markarth I'm kind of wondering what my poor character will do since it basically means kill-on-sight...and the guards already don't like him so I doubt they're going to accept a surrender either. Ah well, the weather and terrain sucks in the Markarth area anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
glowbow11 Posted February 5, 2014 Author Share Posted February 5, 2014 Word. :D Anywho, not that long ago, I had a Vampire Attack on Whiterun too. After the master vampire was dead I noticed that Nazeem's Wife was laying dead near Belathors Shop. I thought to my self that it was a shame, but I'm playing this playthrough without loading saves unless I die of course. Next thing I notice is that the guards are still after someone. I run to where the action is and I see Nazeem himself running away from like five guards. I burst out laughing. Pointing at the screen, I go "Run to the Cloud District, you fool! Mwahaha!". Guards eventually killed him. I was happy. I was going to kill him anyday in a burst of anger after hearing about the Cloud District anyway. This way, there's no mourning wife left behind and my mind is at peace!hahaha that's hilarious! he probably thought to himself "some vampires are attacking the city, this is a perfect time to murder my wife!" haha.not really but i could guess that he tried to fight the vampires and "accidentally" killed her, like when you're in the middle of a brawl and you "accidentally" turn into a werewolf and kill everyone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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