BakaSmurf Posted August 23, 2009 Share Posted August 23, 2009 Ever since I laid eyes on Fawkes for the first time, the very first thing that I thought was, and have never stopped wondering; "Where in the hell did he get those pants?" By the look of Fawkes' tattered rags he was wearing his Vault Suit when he was exposed to the FEV and turned into a Super Mutant, so where did those Super Mutant-sized pants come from? Was he wearing them under his regulation Vault Suit when he was mutated? Did his idiotic bretheren have the decency to give him a pair of giant pants that matched the colour of the Vault Suit to wear after locking him in that cell for 200+ years? Or are adult-sized Vault Suits actually 2-peice uniforms with the gap covered up by the belt? Has anybody else ever wondered this, or am I the only one? Seriously, Where in the hell did he get those pants? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lilgamefreek Posted August 23, 2009 Share Posted August 23, 2009 Like the incredible hulk, fitting pants instantly metabolize upon grotesque transformation as a counter response to acute embarrassment by the brain. You see, not everything down there grows in size. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BakaSmurf Posted August 23, 2009 Author Share Posted August 23, 2009 Like the incredible hulk, fitting pants instantly metabolize upon grotesque transformation as a counter response to acute embarrassment by the brain. You see, not everything down there grows in size. So he's just wearing Magic Pants? (Tv Tropes ftw) Well, that explains a lot. Maybe. I guess. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
evilneko Posted August 24, 2009 Share Posted August 24, 2009 The lower portion of the vault suit is actually really stretchy parachute pants. Can't touch this! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cotes Posted August 25, 2009 Share Posted August 25, 2009 You should just be thankful Fawkes has those pants, due to the only certain thing about what's in those pants is that you don't want to see it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
iavor55 Posted August 25, 2009 Share Posted August 25, 2009 You should just be thankful Fawkes has those pants, due to the only certain thing about what's in those pants is that you don't want to see it. Why does everybody steal my jokes before I have a chance to use 'em :wallbash: ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ZeonicGlory Posted August 25, 2009 Share Posted August 25, 2009 Clearly his pants are also mutated by the FEV. Even Feral Ghouls know to guard the family jewels. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VerbalEarthworm Posted August 26, 2009 Share Posted August 26, 2009 Fawkes could have been a woman before being exposed to the FEV, as were many super-mutants, before becoming a neuter (no willy). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
evilneko Posted August 27, 2009 Share Posted August 27, 2009 Fawkes was a man before. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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