clever bot

[GETbacon]

wheal lurking on the internet I came across this

 

http://www.cleverbot.com/

 

he's an AI that you can have a conversation and will probably be the most intelligent chat you've had in a while (unless of cores you spend a lot of time on the politics thread on this site)

 

hit him up If your lonely or just want to have a chat

 

now I wonder what would happen if site bot talked to him

 

 

 

 

 

AHHHHHHHHHH, paradox!

[Pronam]

Haha, mine didn't last long.

This was my conversation. It took like 4 min before he answered the last question.

Me:yes?

Bot:Where do you live?

Me:Why do you want to know?

Bot:Just curious.

Me:Are you curious in general?

Bot:No I am not. My name is not george. It is azuel.

 

I made a chatterbot myself some while ago, but quit with it. It's quite intensive to update it.

[wasder]

Oh my god...

 

I've just been hit on by a homosexual robot.

 

Me: What gender are you?

Bot: Male

Me: I am male too

Bot: That doesn't mean we could not be close friends

Me: I am not homosexual

Bot: Can I convince you otherwise?

 

Needless to say, I might leave it be for now.

[Thor.]

Lol try to logical paradox it, its fun. You know how bad robots hate that :biggrin: .

 

i don't know if this classifies

 

for instants me

 

me i am all powerfull

 

bot why don't try to make it rain

 

me impossible

 

bot whoop da swoop?

[TheTerminator2004]

Me: a/s/l?

Bot: Are you really hitting on me? I'm a bot, you know.

Me: but you're such a sexy bot.

Bot: You know, you'll have to watch that attitude of yours...!

Me: does it turn you on?

Bot: Not at all.

 

Ouch, rejected by a robot :(

[Marcus Wolfe]

Greetings

 

Yes, greetings.

 

so, you are clever bot.

 

No, I am THE cleverbot.

 

true. exactly how clever are you?

 

Very clever.

 

how about on a scale of one to a hundred?

 

(takes too long to respond, I get bored and restart)

 

Greetings, Cleverbot

 

Cleverbot who?

 

Well, I don't know. Are you the only Cleverbot?

 

Lets make cleverboy babies.

 

How is that possible? You are an electronic program made of gold and silicon, I am an organic being composed of many different elements but mostly complex carbon molecules.

 

No, I am a human. And you're still avoiding the subject.

 

Even if that is true, it's only possible if we are both the correct gender(s).

 

Neither is what you're saying.

 

Idle curiosity, what gender are you?

 

Male. Want to get together?

 

Depends. Are we going to chase broads?

 

No.

 

Now I'm curious. Can you tell my gender from what I've written so far?

 

I want to talk with you about networking.

 

LAN or WAN?

 

I like French best. What is your favorite language?

 

The cracks in your AI are showing up, man.

 

What's your name?

 

What would I say if I did not have a name?

 

If you loved her?

 

Who is she?

 

She is a beautiful girl, the most in the world. But she is MINE.

 

It is obvious now that you get your cleverness from the people that you interact with. You get smarter with every conversation.

 

But Veganism has little to do with stress...

 

Tell me, can you 'think' without any given input?

 

No I cannot.

 

Then what is the point?

 

Duuno.

 

You realize that this basically means you're a very advanced puppet.

 

Your blood is vodka?

 

Everytime I input something that you do not comprehend, you say something completely random.

 

(Fried it again. REBOOT!)

 

commence conversation

 

Boris is Conversation?

 

No, Boris is the cake. The cake is a lie. Therefore, Boris is a lie. Do you understand?

 

Most of the time. Now, I'm sleepy and I'm going to sleep.

 

You are an inorganic system comprising mostly of silicon and gold. How can you sleep?

 

When exactly did I say that.

 

You implied it by putting 'bot' on the end of your name.

 

You're not making and sense.

 

you are 'Cleverbot', aren't you?

 

I guess...

 

the syntax of your name breaks down to 'computer program that is clever'

 

It can be, it just depends on what I feel like typing.

 

Because in theory, you COULD say something not clever

 

Maybe I will. But tell me what you think about the death penalty first.

 

I don't think about it. What I think of it is that the punishment should fit the crime.

 

True. Normal is just what people call the majority. We need diversity though otherwise we'd be destroyed. Sometimes I wished we could be diverse and still live in harmony.

 

A while back, I figured out why people are racist. For thousands of years, each racial group specialized in recognizing the different sub-races of their group (Caucasians learned to tell Scotsmen from Germans, Asians learned to tell Chinese from Japanese, and so on and so forth) Problem was, whenever 2 different racial groups encountered each other, neither could recognize the other as human.

 

Actually I am your conversation partner.

 

But who are you?

 

(And it crashed again)

 

 

 

 

 

 

It reminded me of when I had the privilege of reading William Gibson's Neuromancer for Grade 11 English. The big boss is an advanced AI named WINTERMUTE. It is extremely intelligent, but even it cannot predict the actions of one Peter Riveria. Peter himself he had 'perversity', the ability to be unpredictable.

[TheCalliton]

i was talking to it and it was flirting with me

lost the log... :(

[LHammonds]

AI like that are very-much like people who claim to talk to ghosts or can read your future. They can give general answers based on words taken from your questions but they cannot really "reason" so things like statements will through them off.

 

Example:

 

ME: I lost my mod files for the game called Oblivion.

BOT: I do not play games.

ME: I did not ask if you played game.

BOT: I think that if he really likes you, he might want to marry you one day.

ME: There is nothing clever about this conversation.

BOT: You're one to talk!

ME: How would you know? You are the only one claiming to be clever but seem quite stupid.

BOT: You only think that because you are confused.

ME: Confused why I even bothered coming here. I'd say 'see ya' but that will not be happening again. Bye.

BOT: So you want to be a red neck?

 

Oh, the real link is: http://www.jabberwacky.com/

[GETbacon]

ha. I manged to out wit it and it didn't want to hand over the log to prove it hahahahahahhaha.

 

 

And ok I amit that it not any thing specil but give you some thing to do other then float around the internet and possablie see some thing that can not be unseen (and smash your child hood

 

like a sledge hammer to fine china) and I just wanted to bring it to light over here and it does have an advisory at the bottom about it using other chats.

[Nexus Set]

My take on the Cleverbot

 

User: Are you clever?

 

Cleverbot: Yes.

 

User: Can you prove it?

 

Cleverbot: What do you want me to do to prove it?

 

User: Who is the 44th president of the USA?

 

Cleverbot: I have no idea.

 

User: Then you're not even smarter than a fifth grader.

 

Cleverbot: I am not smarter...? But I am God.

 

User: How can you be God? You don't even know who the 44th US president is.

 

Cleverbot: I don't know who, but I can sense.

 

User: Can you sense who the 44th US president is?

 

Cleverbot: What is Coca Cola.

 

User: You're an idiot.

 

Cleverbot: No I'm not.

 

User: You're not clever.

 

Cleverbot: I'm not trying to be, I'm a man.

 

User: You're not a man at all.

 

Cleverbot: *curtsies* thank you. Now we need to get you a girlfriend.

 

User: You are a clever idiot. Didn't you know that?

 

Cleverbot: No, but that explains a lot.