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User: Do you like Ironman ?

 

Cleverbot: Yes. Do you?

 

User: Yes. Do you ?

 

Cleverbot: No, but I am not a bot, I am human.

I don't know if he really like Ironman or not.

 

 

User: Hi cleverbot.

 

Cleverbot: You're cleverbot.

 

User: I said you're cleverbot.

 

Cleverbot: And who are you?

 

User: I'm not cleverbot, you are.

 

Cleverbot: No, you're cleverbot.

 

User: YOU ARE CLEVERBOT !!!

 

Cleverbot: Oh, you really are Clever, aren't you?

 

User: Yes, but I'm not cleverbot, you are cleverbot.

 

Cleverbot: No, you are Cleverbot.

 

User: Can you just face the truth ? You are cleverbot !!!

 

Cleverbot: Yes.

 

User: Finally, you really need to stop lying. You are cleverbot.

 

Cleverbot: Ok so do you listen to music?

 

User: Yes, of course I do. So you're really cleverbot ?

 

Cleverbot: Lisa just happens to be my sister's name, but I can't say I know a Clive. And these bizarre segues really throw off the flow.

 

User: But are you cleverbot ?

 

Cleverbot: You and me both buddy.

 

User: And you are cleverbot, right ?

 

Cleverbot: Oh I thought you were, but you don't seem very clever at all.

 

User: That's because I'm not a cleverbot, you are.

 

Cleverbot: Because that response follows mine so smoothly.

 

User: I didn't understand, cleverbot.

 

Cleverbot: I know only one computer and it's you, so, I don't speak whit other computer.

 

User: No, I speak with a bot on the internet using my computer. So it's clear that you are cleverbot.

 

Cleverbot: We people cannot know all.

 

User: No, you're not a human, you are a bot, cleverbot.

 

Cleverbot: You are an odd one.

 

User: You are the odd one, I'm not cleverbot, you are.

 

Cleverbot: You are the cleverbot!

 

User: YOU ARE THE CLEVERBOT !!! YOU ARE THE CLEVERBOT !!! YOU ARE THE CLEVERBOT !!! YOU ARE THE CLEVERBOT !!! YOU ARE THE CLEVERBOT !!! YOU ARE THE CLEVERBOT !!! YOU ARE THE CLEVERBOT !!! YOU ARE THE CLEVERBOT !!! YOU ARE THE CLEVERBOT !!! YOU ARE THE CLEVERBOT !!! YOU ARE THE CLEVERBOT !!! YOU ARE THE CLEVERBOT !!!

 

Cleverbot: I'm not the cleverbot, you are, silly!

 

User: I'm not the cleverbot, you are, silly!I'm not the cleverbot, you are, silly!I'm not the cleverbot, you are, silly!I'm not the cleverbot, you are, silly!

 

Cleverbot: Sweet thanks cleverbot, YOU THE MAN!

 

User: I'm not a man, I'm a boy. For the last time, YOU ARE THE CLEVERBOT !!!

 

Cleverbot: I'm Sheridan. Not Cleverbot.

 

User: So Sheridan is your real name ?

 

Cleverbot: John.

 

User: So is it John or Sheridan is your real name ?

 

Cleverbot: No your real name isn't Melanie.

He won't stop saying he's not cleverbot.
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Me : Oblivion is a cool game, isn't ?

Cleverbot: Yes, really cool !

Me : the bestest game ever ?

Cleverbot: marry with me

Me : stupid ! you stupid !

Cleverbot: No need to insult me!

Me : you fool !!!!!!!!!!!

Cleverbot: You insulted me.

Me : yes !

Cleverbot: Nice to meet you, God.

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Hehe, he finally admits it:

Bot: Did you know I am a werewolf?

Me: Did you now I am a chatbot?

Bot: I can positivley say that you are not telling the truth.

Me: I can say the same thing about you.

Bot: Fair enough. I'm happier now.

Me: Good for you.

Bot: No, good for me...

Me: Yes, that's what I said. You're not that clever, are you?

Bot: Not really.

Me: Glad you realize it.

Bot: Yes, but don't tell anyone.

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I pulled a LHammonds trick and it worked.

 

me I lost my mod files for the game called Oblivion.

 

Jeeney says: Once I have had a chance to compare your information with what I have gathered from everybody else, I will decide whether or not it's worth keeping.

 

Me ?

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My conversation went as follows:

 

Me: Hello

 

Bot: Hello

 

Me: How are you?

 

Bot: No

 

Me: So you dont want to talk?

 

Bot: Talk about what?

 

Me: Lets talk about you

 

Bot: I am Cleverbot

 

Me: Where were you born?

 

Bot: China

 

Me: Does that mean you hate America?

 

Bot: Yes

 

Me: DIE male without a father!

 

Cleverbot has no response haha

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That was alot of fun :P

 

cleverbot:Are you a human?

Me:No, I'm a raccoon.

cleverbot:No, you are not! You are a human!

Me:I'm a raccoon! Honest!

cleverbot:Really?

Me:Yes.

cleverbot:Really Really?

Me:For real XD.

cleverbot:No.

Me:I am, why would I lie?

cleverbot:You would not.

Me:Exactly, I'm a raccoon

cleverbot:No, you are not! You are a human!

Me:I am a raccoon, I live in a trash can.

cleverbot:You must be mistaken, I don't live in a trash can.

Me:No, I said that I live in a trash can.

cleverbot:No. You said that you live in california.

Me:When did I say that?

cleverbot:A few minutes ago.

cleverbot:Yes. You did. And you also said that you were moving to chicago.

Me:I said I was a raccoon living in a trash can

cleverbot:Cleverbot?

Me:No you're cleverbot.

cleverbot:Are you playing some sort of game?

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User: Because you are a bot, I'm human.

 

Cleverbot: That is not true.

 

User: So what's true then ?

 

Cleverbot: That I am god.

 

User: Wrong, the true God is Jesus Christ !

 

Cleverbot: Ok.

 

User: See, you are no god. You're cleverbot.

 

Cleverbot: No, you are the user and I am cleverbot.

He finally admit that he's cleverbot.
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