If . . . . Then . . . . (A Forum Game)

[xxXEvandarXxx]

Then I would eat you.

 

If I had a pet monkey.

 

(did I do it right? lol :wacko: )

[Harabec Weathers]

Id watch for incoming fecie projectiles

 

If I had tons of cash

[IceDragon987]

Then I would mug you.

 

If I invented nanites,

[Monarch_Anor]

Then, I'd ask you what those were.

 

If, I worked for Bethesda...

[TheCalliton]

you would be pretty lucky

 

if i met my girlfriend in person

[Harabec Weathers]

then you'd probably get some

 

If I got more than 4 hours of sleep a night

[AncientSpaceAeon]

Then you should do that instead dreaming of it.

 

If I have a cool robot that will do my every command.

[Harabec Weathers]

Then you'd probably have it start making evenmore forum polls haha

 

if I had inadvertantly stayed up all night (it 3:08am and I have to leave for work at 4am)

[AncientSpaceAeon]

Then I need to ask you what you mean.

 

If I have a time machine and changed the world to a better place.

[kungfubellydancer]

Then you and I wouldn't exist.

 

If I had one dime for every time I kindly smiled at a random passerby, despite being clad like a vampire and my eyes heavily made up,