lordofthestrings63 Posted December 3, 2005 Share Posted December 3, 2005 You know what I'm talking about. Someone says something that can be taken more ways than one if you're mind is in the gutter. My favorite one is when a female Altmer says " This is unexpected, but not unwelcome. Please continue." What's yours? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stampede Posted December 3, 2005 Share Posted December 3, 2005 Female Nord: "Eeeeyuch, what's that disgusting smell?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dilvish Posted December 3, 2005 Share Posted December 3, 2005 When I try to admire an NPC, but my persuasion fails miserably, I sometimes wonder what my character actually said. Kan'ild Nammu on a recent visit to Ald Velothi: Kan'ild Nammu: "Orero, you're the hottest smith in Vvardenfell. Will you take a look at my blunt weapon?"Orero Omothan: "I should slap you." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sypron Posted December 4, 2005 Share Posted December 4, 2005 Definaltly when i'm playing with a male character, and a male wood elf says "I have a feeling that you and i are about to become, very close" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dilvish Posted December 4, 2005 Share Posted December 4, 2005 "Is that a soulgem in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?" :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wookiee Posted December 4, 2005 Share Posted December 4, 2005 "Seen any elves?... HAHAHAHAhahaha" and "N'Whaaa!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VaanicOne Posted December 4, 2005 Share Posted December 4, 2005 Definaltly when i'm playing with a male character, and a male wood elf says "I have a feeling that you and i are about to become, very close" Seconded, but only when I'm the opposite sex, otherwise a certain Woodelf finds themself with a certain sword rammed down their pooh-spouting throat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gabbemaster Posted December 5, 2005 Share Posted December 5, 2005 "I'm watching you! Scum!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NinjaSalad Posted December 5, 2005 Share Posted December 5, 2005 "Moon and sky outlander!" -Random Dunmer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted December 5, 2005 Share Posted December 5, 2005 i have no clue where...but there was a Dremora Lord in a city....i kept taunting him and finally he attacked me right after saying "after i kill you i will rape your dead body,dont worry , ill be gentle" LMAO TRUE STORY Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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