WaLkAwaY Posted October 30, 2009 Share Posted October 30, 2009 A Florida senior citizen drove his brand new Corvette convertible out of the dealership. Taking off down the road, he pushed it to 80 mph, enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had left. "Amazing," he thought as he flew down I-75, pushing the pedal even more. Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw a Florida State Trooper, blue lights flashing and siren blaring. He floored it to 100 mph, then 110, then 120. Suddenly he thought, "What am I doing? I'm too old for this!" and pulled over to await the trooper's arrival. Pulling in behind him, the trooper got out of his vehicle and walked up to the Corvette.. He looked at his watch, and then said, "Sir, my shift ends in 30 minutes. Today is Friday. If you can give me a new reason for speeding--a reason I've never before heard--I'll let you go." The old gentleman paused then said: "Three years ago, my wife ran off with a Florida State Trooper. I thought you were bringing her back." :biggrin: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dezdimona Posted October 30, 2009 Share Posted October 30, 2009 A Florida senior citizen drove his brand new Corvette convertible out of the dealership. Taking off down the road, he pushed it to 80 mph, enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had left. "Amazing," he thought as he flew down I-75, pushing the pedal even more. Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw a Florida State Trooper, blue lights flashing and siren blaring. He floored it to 100 mph, then 110, then 120. Suddenly he thought, "What am I doing? I'm too old for this!" and pulled over to await the trooper's arrival. Pulling in behind him, the trooper got out of his vehicle and walked up to the Corvette.. He looked at his watch, and then said, "Sir, my shift ends in 30 minutes. Today is Friday. If you can give me a new reason for speeding--a reason I've never before heard--I'll let you go." The old gentleman paused then said: "Three years ago, my wife ran off with a Florida State Trooper. I thought you were bringing her back." :biggrin:http://i575.photobucket.com/albums/ss196/Blackwidow5080/rofl.gif Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pushkatu Posted October 30, 2009 Share Posted October 30, 2009 Great joke bro! Kudo for giving me such a laugh. :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
katashy Posted October 30, 2009 Share Posted October 30, 2009 That gave me a laugh. Which is good when you're ill and need cheering up. Oh, and Pushkatu, maybe you should call HER sis? :P Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Birrii Posted October 30, 2009 Share Posted October 30, 2009 LOL! xDThis reminds me a little bit of a south park episode xD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theLeeHarvey Posted October 30, 2009 Share Posted October 30, 2009 That's pretty good, thanks for sharing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Illiad86 Posted October 30, 2009 Share Posted October 30, 2009 lolz I got my giggle for the day :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WaLkAwaY Posted October 30, 2009 Author Share Posted October 30, 2009 You guys/gals are very welcome. Gald you liked it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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