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M'aiq's book, "Why the Dragons Are Invisible" is done. It raises intelligence by ten. Also teaches an "Ancient Mudcrab Magic" called Makestupid.

 

Why Dragons Are Invisible

Written by M'aiq, the Smartest Khajiit in all of Tamriel.

 

Mudcrabs. Nobody likes them. But they make good merchants. Or bad ones. Depending on who you are. M'aiq wouldn't buy anything from a mudcrab. Mudcrabs are too pretty to be merchants, anyway. But that is besides the point. M'aiq knows that the dragons are everywhere. Hiding in caves or ruins. One even lives in M'aiq's garden. But the dragons, they are scared of mudcrabs. Especially giant ones. Giant mudcrabs have no weak points. Giant mudcrabs are immune to massive ammounts of damage. Unless they aren't. In that case they are just big mudcrabs. Giant mudcrabs are special. Smart ones. Ugly, too. Not like mudcrab merchants.

 

Over one thousand years ago, there were lots and lots of dragons. Same as today. Only they weren't invisible. There were also lots of giant mudcrabs. One in every cave. Hundreds on every beach. Ayleids lived underground because of the Giant Mudcrabs. Big problem. Aboveground, a huge war was being fought between the giant mudcrabs and dragons. Dragons fought like cowards, dropping rocks from the sky. Mudcrabs would catch rocks in evil clanky claws and throw them back at the dragons. Mudcrabs used their claws all the time. Click clack click clack click clack. M'aiq couldn't stand that. That is why M'aiq hunts for calipers. To beat the mudcrabs at their clicky game.

 

When the mudcrabs learned to build tools, they built giant wood staves. They were hollowed out trees, and all looked exactly the same. Mudcrab magic wasn't very potent though. Just made the dragon stupid. And run away making stupid noises. M'aiq thinks the dragons are still stupid. They still think Giant Mudcrabs exist. But M'aiq fought all those off long ago. With M'aiq's calipers.

 

Dragons soon learned of the mudcrabs power. The stupid ones stuck their heads in the ground, and thought they were invisible. Dragons that were still smart flew to the sky as far as they could go, fleeing in terror from the mudcrabs. They flew so high, the invisiblity of the air soon merged with their scaly bodies. And they brought the gift back to their stupid kin. And that is why the dragons are invisible. M'aiq thinks that was a bad idea.

 

M'aiq knows all, tells some. M'aiq thinks to judge a book by the cover. The more red, the more expensive the book is.

 

Changed Paragraph minimum from 8 to 4. Its a much more reasonable number, and the books will fit in better with vanilla books.

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