David Brasher Posted November 25, 2009 Share Posted November 25, 2009 "I've fought mudcrabs fiercer than you!" - One of my companions while fighting a very large mudcrab. A few moments later: "I've fought mudcrabs fiercer than you!" - My other companion while fighting the other very large mudcrab. Do your NPC's say things like this? What is the goofiest most inappropriate thing you have heard one of them say lately? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Micko Posted November 25, 2009 Share Posted November 25, 2009 I'm gonna say what I've found the most entertaining rather than goofy. Hearing two Countesses talk to each other about joining the Fighters Guild. "Not bad work, if you've got the stones for it." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
klutzy Posted November 25, 2009 Share Posted November 25, 2009 "You elves are all the same, all flesh and no fury", said an Imperial Guard whilst he was attacking me. I'm a Breton... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Megatarius Posted November 25, 2009 Share Posted November 25, 2009 "You elves are all the same, all flesh and no fury", said an Imperial Guard whilst he was attacking me. I'm a Breton... Racist guards.... Don't know the difference between anyone but themselves. My answer would be when I was talking to a servant in one of the castles and he said he spent the night reading. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
3rdtryguy Posted November 25, 2009 Share Posted November 25, 2009 I forget the exact line, but there is a line you hear occasionally when discussing the fighter's guild in which the second person says that that sort of thing isn't for them. It's funny when you hear two fighters say it. It even funnier when you hear two dark brotherhood types say "They say that when you murder someone, the dark brotherhood comes to you in your sleep..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DagonTheranis Posted November 25, 2009 Share Posted November 25, 2009 "Why won't you die!" - Imperial guard attacking Mehrunes Dagon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eshenaleros Posted November 25, 2009 Share Posted November 25, 2009 "You move like a pregnant cow!" -said by a bandit, to my horse Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DagonTheranis Posted November 25, 2009 Share Posted November 25, 2009 This was added due to a mod, but it's still pretty funny. I didn't actually know it existed in the mod. "This is MARTHA!" - a companion before knocking someone of a cliff. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eshenaleros Posted November 25, 2009 Share Posted November 25, 2009 This was added due to a mod, but it's still pretty funny. I didn't actually know it existed in the mod. "This is MARTHA!" - a companion before knocking someone of a cliff.geez, what mod is that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IceDracoTES Posted November 26, 2009 Share Posted November 26, 2009 Heard one in the Imperial City market, about the stuff you can find at Jensine's. "One man's trash...becomes another man's trash." Couldn't stop laughing for a while. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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