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Stupid NPC Quote of the Day


David Brasher

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Not long ago, count was talking to master from Fighters Guild like this - "Count - I've heard that Fighters' Guild is constantly recruiting new members. Master - Heard any news from the other provinces? Count - I've heard that Fighters' Guild is constantly recruiting new members. Master - Not a bad work if you got stones for it. Count - Bye! Master - See ya later!" After master spoke to the other guy, he returned to the count. "Master - Hello there! Count - What's the news from Tamriel? Master - I've heard that Fighters' Guild is constantly recruiting new members."

I was ROFLing!!!

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Person A: If you want to learn how to use a mace, you should talk to Person C. Except, the only way you get to talk to Person C is if you're a member of the Fighter's Guild.

Person B: Person C not bad, but in order to talk to him you have to be a member of the Fighter's Guild.

Person A: How about that!

 

"You move like a pregnant cow!" -said by a bandit, to my horse

 

Well, if you think about it, for an adventurer's noble steed that's like the ultimate insult!

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