Funny Oblivion Incidents

[GrahamZ]

I was in the IC collecting alchemy ingredients in one of the pools by the city wall, when this npc swims up to me and asks me to come to do this quest. After accepting the quest, and completing my alchemical venture, I walk away, and another npc waded into the pool and starts talking to the first npc right in the middle of the water. I guess it must have been terribly hot and wanted to take a swim.

 

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When I first started playing the game, I was trying to climb up this very steep mountainside. But I was having difficulty, so I kept trying to zig-zag up. While I'm doing this, I get surprised by a mountain lion, who just leaps at me from higher up on the mountain, and then goes sailing clear over my head, landing a long ways away down the mountain. I never did find out what happened to him -- if he survived his suicide leap or not.

 

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I was robbing a shop in the IC. I was sneaking around the shop-owner's room while he was asleep, when out of nowhere, this khajiit messenger from the Grey Fox appears behind me and nearly gave me a heart attack. I guess when the Grey Fox summons you, he REALLY doesn't care what else you are doing at the moment.

[NHB]

I was playing the Merune's Dagger plug-in and got all the way to the statue that your supposed to fight. The game was saved and my roomate had company over. One of his friends wanted to show me a dupe trick and so duped about forty enchanted glass claymores from one that was in my inventory. After that he wanted to see if he could kill the statue once it came to life. As soon as the statue was activated it walked over to him and instead of casting Bound War Axe he looked at the floor and picked up one of the forty some odd claymores that where just lying around! It was like he said "Screw this I'm grabbing one of these" and then cominced to woop'in this guy's ass in four swings. It happened so quick and so business like I just had to laugh, I've never seen a character die so fast.

[cryocry]

Diram Sarethi (SPOILERS, BEWARE SPOILERS, BEWARE)

 

From the Aleswell quest came up and talked to me while I was in an Oblivion gate near the Sigil Stone. However, that was but part one of the stupidness. So, I do this quest and go talk to the High Elf. He gives me the scroll, and I go and cast the spell. However, it doesn't work. I get the other, and do the console command. I cast the spell, and, bam, there's that pathetic box again. So, I finish the quest, and, out of my rage, kill everyone there, and the High Elf guy (but let the Dunmer women live, but I did them). When Diram came back (waited for a month or something :rolleyes: ), I killed him.

[LlamaSprinter]

A funnt one i did was i had just got my first telekenises staff and i wanted to test it, so i went to cloud ruler temple and threw everybody off the wall, then i slid down the mountain on one of them (i don't know which, and it was more like standing on them then falling)

[ViktorStanislavich]

Here are a list of things I think are funny, and that aren't very hard to do.

 

This is kind of complicated if you want to do this correctly. I went to Chorrol and followed the woman with the dogs. I broke into her house where she, her husband, and her dogs were. If you stay long enough, the owners get mad. For some reason, the husband gets so mad he starts punching the dogs, and the wife gets mad at him for punching her precious puppies, so they have a spousal fight that only ends when one of them dies. I did this a month ago, and I can't remember if there was a trick for it, but try it anyway. Just stay in their house and don't listen to them when they say they are going to report you (which they will) and you will see the interesting fight begin.

 

As you know you can ride horses. There are small houses and villages in the game that are not located in any main city. There was one house in which there was a hill just behind it, so I rode my horse ontop of the roof. I then got off and took a screenshot from below. I still have it, if anyone wants to see.

 

Try burning yourself to death. In some towns like Bruma, they have large fires burning in various places. Stand on one and watch as you burn, like a fireball. When you die you shoot up into the air and fall. The ragdoll physics look cool also. However, if you resistance to fire and/or high health levels, this can take a very long time. I also have a screenshot.

 

You will do a big accomplishment in the game, and then you have a statue built of you (I will not say when or where, because that is a spoiler). I am not sure at what point in the game you get this statue (it seems the game takes a "screenshot" of everything you have equipped at a certain point, and model a statue after you) and I played the game a thousand times, but when you think you are getting close to the end, wear something incredibly stupid, like nothing, and at the same time hold a weapon that is also funny, like a goblin totem staff. The game will remember this and make a statue of you in that form. I managed to get my statue holding a goblin totem staff. I have a screenshot of this.

 

If you like mischief but not getting fined for it, go to any shop. THis is very easy to do. Just jump of hit things from the shelves and they will fall and cause a mess. Do not use the Grab key, because this counts as a theft and you will get in trouble.

 

When you kill someone or something, their body is limp and you can drag it around. In one dungeon I piled a bunch of skeleton corpses. I might have a picture but I can't remember. Also, in Oblivion realms, drag dead things into the lava, but be careful not to go in yourself. If you do, watch yourself die, and take a picture if you can. Also in Oblivion realms, it is not rare that there will be random avalanches. Use these as a way to coax enemies into walking into it, and they will get hit and die.

 

There is also a game code in which you can turn off the collision of yourself or other things. A man walking down steps for example, if you turn off the collison and he will walk through walls. If you see him partially in something, quickly turn on the collision again, and he will get stuck. When on yourself, fly as high as you can, (i have a screenshot) and then drop to your death. There, you will unrealistically flop over and die, whereas in real life you might explode into a million pieces or something....

 

There are some very high points in the game, like on mountains. What's more, is that sometimes these points are on the edge of a cliff (as in Dive Rock). When you find such places, be careful to find an alternative route there if you have a horse, instead of simply teleporting there via the menu map. I did this with dive rock; I didn't notice that my horse was gone until I slid down the rock face carefully to reach the bottom, where I saw a dead horse nearby. Thinking it was an ingame decoration involved in a quest or story, I looked at it, but the name was My Black Horse. Oops...I did it again later just to watch my horse fall off. If you have a living horse on the bottom of a cliff or something high, and you do not wish to go down stairs or other long ways of going down, aim yourself over the horse's location, and jump off the bridge or cliff. Before you land, activate the horse and you will safely get on, as if falling 100 feet never happened. You can do this with doors too, in the case of jumping off the bridge in Skingrad and leaving out the door before I landed, which would have led to an injury.

 

Sorry for the long list but I was hoping that you would take note and try these yourselves, and tell about your experiences. Have fun!

[ViktorStanislavich]

Oh, and one more thing:

 

You need a decent summon creature spell. I used a scamp in the beginning, and later moved on to harder ones. But it must have enough health to endure three punches, which will cause the creature to turn on you. If you do this in a city, the creature then attacks everyone else in addition to you. Guards will come, brave citizens, etc. However, if the creature is too strong, it will kill one of the people. When I did it in Bruma, it killed a man, and then a message said, "Your actions have been observed by forces unknown" or something (a spoiler, not telling for what or why). I technically murdered someone. However, I was not fined or arrested, and there were loads of witnesses there too. I am not sure if this was coincidence or that not being arrested is the sure result, because I only did it once. But for some reason you really need to murder someone, this is the way to do it. It's really funny to watch too.

 

Hint: Bruma is small, and the road goes around the entire city, unlike other towns. If you need to work on multiple skills at once, say athletics, acrobatics, conjuration, and long sword (examples), then run and jump continuously around the city. This will raise your athletics and acorbatics skills. Pause every so often to summon a creature (increasing your conjuration skill) and then attack it with your weapon of choice (increasing that weapon's skill category). If you run out of magicka, go run and jump some more until it is fully recharged, and repeat the process. If you get bored, try out some other skills. Just be careful not to attack citizens in the process. Oh, and why jumping in Bruma, it is not hard to jump on the roofs around the city, like in Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon. Even then you can increase skill levels.

[Rhydderch Hael]

...You will do a big accomplishment in the game, and then you have a statue built of you ... the game takes a "screenshot" of everything you have equipped at a certain point, and model a statue after you ...

High time to don the "Sheogorath Quest" outfit: classic Glass Helmet, Gauntlets, Boots— and nothing else.

[JadedRyu]

Wrell, I remeber a couple of times I see a deer and they don't attack me, byut yet a Imperial Legion soilder or someone attacks the innocent deers, and sometimes even when I get them to follow me (The recurit mod), then I ended up attacking them;;)

 

JNot too long ago, I was playing with my game, and I was attacking one city and two guards start attacking each other;), there more but I can't remeber them right now..

[nofoodordrinkinthelrc]

you might not think it, but funny stuff can happen anywhere, like the other day i was wandering anround in the wilderness and a wolf at attacked. Now it leaped at me and in mid-air i cast heat blast, which sent in about 60ft in the air, and it landed on its haed in front of me, lol, pyhics engine....

[JadedRyu]

I got another lot.

 

You know the Defense of Bruma or something quest? Well after I finished closing them,. all the guards attack Martin and Jaffure, I was like, What the? Then I got angry because if they killed Martin, I would have to start over again from the lasyt save so I used the cheat kill and killed them all, when the two were gone I ressurted all the guards back to life (Execpt that corrupt guard from Chenydiall, he annoys me real bad).

 

And thenthere was this morning when I was chasing my horse who was been chased by a wolf who scared it off, I found deers in almost a circle, dead, I was like what the? Seriously.