Funny Oblivion Incidents

[Darthhomes]

Well the first funny thing that I found with the Physics in the game was the Harada Now How many people here hate harada like its just an annoying root that jsut sits there in the plane of oblivion but this one time i wanted to see what was so good about this plant, searching through every harada root I could find, I manage to find some Harada, hmm this looks a bit strange I thought so I checked its abillites and that stuff you see when u put the cursor over it, didn't find anything interesting so I just dropped it. as I watched it touch the ground it managed to SPRING straight into the air and went whizzing into the sky I cuaght it and drop it again with physics grab button but sadly it didn't work again. so i pocketed the thing again and dropped it i watched it again as i dropped the ground and surely enough...WOOF!!! it flies straight into the air again. This is what makes Harada so spiecal in the game try it on the 360 version and Pc version you may see what I mean when I say WOOF!!!.

 

The second funny thing was a Skill scene. I began my walts to the fighters guild and surely enugh I'd see some guy having a go at the Dummy at the front of the room (Cheydinhal Fighters Guild) I watched him and wondered what would happen if he hit me while he was attacking the Dummy I quickly jumped infront of him when he swang his axe but he didn't hit me and just smiled at me (I have my Speech craft at 86 and Personality on 98) so I tried once again...and again...and again...and again after the 5th time I was angry so I took a swing at the Dummy and the luck was to be gone the axe wielding guy attacked right before I did and my blade managed to hit him in the face Everyone yelled as a Brutal fight was about to begin with me and him....or what they thought I didn't want to fight him, so he began having a go at me swinging his axe like a Dremora having a bad day, once he hit me a total riot broke out and bows and swords and hammers where being heard in the distance as the riot began everyone was after him, arrows and swords wizzing through my hair I quickly tried to escape but it was to much so i began to head for the door instead the guards jumped through the doors like a SWAT team on monday I thought the worst until he said "I know what you've done but since we're friends ill just keep it between you and me" *phew*...I went back to the riot as the guards began to bat the axe weilding guy like crazy. as he collapsed to the floor another fight broke loose as another sword swong into a guys face and soon Slipknot Before I Forget Thrashed into action and took over the sound I took out my sword and began to help the person at need and everyone just began fighting again.

 

The fight ended 10 minuets later with 4 Casualties and a sore arm i managed to loot all thier stuff and got a kool 1.5k which Isn't really much for you high level characters out there my character will soon be displayed and showed on my profile.

 

Seriously this is my first post so I want it to be long Hope it wasn't a waste of time to read! :D

[blaze234]

*Spoilers? Maybe*

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After tossing the count of Cheydinhal's son into the lava, and for some reason, the annoying fan following closely behind (*sheathes weapon*) I climb up the Cheydinhal oblivion tower, and shatter the face of every dremora I see that isn't my friend Amoz. So I grab the stone, get transported out, see the count's son's body lying there when I realize:The annoying fan isn't among the bodies.

 

Fast foward to a few in-game days later, i'm passing through Cheydinhal again to steal more wine from the Lodge, when I hear hundreds of ruffling sounds, and two wet *CRACKS* on the ground by the old burnt out gate.

 

I walk up there, and see (You guessed it) The adoring fan, dead. And the second crack? for some reason, the second crack was a mudcrab and a bandit whose skeletons were tangled together. My theory was that the Annoying fan got shot out of the realm of oblivion like a rocket when the gate closed. He must have been floating around the void for a while, and picked up a hitchhiker as he entered Tamriel's atmosphere and ironically landed a few feet away from the gate he had entered.

 

But it doesn't end there. When I approach the corpse of the fan, it was trembling. I give it a quick nudge of the Z key, and it flies into the air, smacks an angled roof, and goes sailing over into a nearby group of trees. All this time, i'm just standing there with my weapon out, hoping that the two other friends he brought with him don't try to come to life as well.

*End spoilers*

 

P.S: So much for the Reman sweep formation huh? :(

[squall12990]

every once in a while when I cast my paralize spell on someone all of their hardpoints break and they fall to the ground like a pile of rocks. when the paralize spell wears off the body comes back together over a period of 10 seconds! lol

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

p.s. DB rules

[Rhydderch Hael]

The ol' bugaboo of Imperial Foresters outside Bruma having at each other manifested itself again. I found the two standing near the Runestone on the road to Cloud Ruler. They began having the usual Guard-to-Guard conversation ("How are you faring, friend? Keeping the killers and cutpurses at bay?"; "Word's come down from the Captain: no more breaks until further notice...").

 

After they finished I notice the flick of a tail, off to my left in the distance: a deer fleeing the scene. One of the Foresters begins chasing it. The other Forester then breaks out his bow, shouts a curse, and shoots the first Forester in the back.

[ivxx]

When I was just learning to use the console commands I promptly lost 5k gold. I had been to Cheydinhal and with the first of all my worldly earnings i bought the BEST horse in Cyrodiil...they said. So i go stampeding off on my new and PROUDLY owned black horse. Well in a moment of sheer greed I decide i need TWO black horses ....why i thought that i do not know. So after i made another 5k i find out i cant outright buy another one so off to the console i go. Couple Creature IDs and i player.placeatme ######.

VOILA ! Two black horses....so i got on my new one and rode it a sec in a little circle, jumped off and my first black horse attacked it. sooo theyre fightin...and im freakin. the guard didn't like it and in the fray he goes....both horses and now the guard. in the end one horse kills the other horse, the guard kills that one and i dumped 5k down the hole.

maybe not so funny but you should have seen the fight

[ninja_lord666]

If you don't mind using the console, you can bring you horse back with resurrect.

[ivxx]

If you don't mind using the console, you can bring you horse back with resurrect.

 

well. like i said i was just learning...lol this was last year sometime.

<----console mastery now

however you make a point about "not minding"

but come on...make your companions have unique names

set the adoring fan to essential and make him tote your lewt

actually "be able" to cast a flesh atronach as it should be.

 

phah...you know what i mean :)

[Parkillous]

Use the Z key to balance a sword on its tip so it is upright, then walk a few metres away, draw a bow and arrow and shoot one of the sides of the hilt. I got it spinning for at least 10 minutes.

[nachtefuchs]

I had a funny thing happen involving a plot to lure some Marauders to the Imperial City, a Battlefield 2 date to keep and an Xfire chat. By the way, I'm Thyruus in the chat.

 

(Side info: I run the 'Enemy Actors Auto-Heal' mod, thats what I mean by healers. And anyone else running this mod will know how hard/long it is to kill and NPC which has Autoheal :|)

 

[19:22] internet police: you coming to frag night?

[19:23] Thyruus: soon, i just have to watch this Argonian and Imperial fight it out

[19:23] Thyruus: Then i have to have a shower

[19:23] Thyruus: and wash the dishes

[19:23] internet police: im rooting for the imperial

[19:23] Thyruus: then Ill be there

[19:23] Thyruus: Both are 'healers'

[19:23] internet police: i was an imperial on morrowind

[19:23] internet police: i sucked

[19:23] Thyruus: This is going to take awhile

[19:23] internet police: so i quit

[19:24] internet police: lol

[19:24] Thyruus: i stole their swords

[19:24] internet police: well that was stupid

[19:24] Thyruus: they're going at it hand to hand

[19:24] internet police: go kill them both

[19:24] Thyruus: but the imperial is a Legion Trooper

[19:25] internet police: kill the lizzard

[19:26] Thyruus: lizard is dead.

[19:26] Thyruus: they were fighting for half an hour

[19:26] internet police: thats sad

[19:26] internet police: really,really sad

[19:26] Thyruus: and the Lizard's armour wasnt even broken.

[19:26] internet police: can you steal the armour?

[19:26] Thyruus: i did

[19:27] internet police: sweet

[19:27] Thyruus: I also have the Legion Troopers silver sword :D

[19:27] internet police: can you sell the guards weapon back to him?

[19:27] Thyruus: no, cant sell it to him, but i can sell it

[19:27] internet police: is it any good?

[19:28] Thyruus: not compared to anything I have, but its above average

[19:28] internet police: cool

[19:28] Thyruus: now to finish clearing the dungeon he came from

 

A few minutes later...

 

[19:31] Thyruus: now theres an orc fighting two Imperial Legion troops

[19:31] Thyruus: The orc is a healer too, and its fighting with the trooper from before

[19:32] Thyruus: this is awesome!

[19:32] internet police: is it gonna be fast?

[19:32] Thyruus: HOLY CRAP

[19:32] internet police: what

[19:32] Thyruus: the captain of the Cheydinhal guards just joined the fight.....

[19:33] internet police: is that a good thing?

[19:33] Thyruus: Cheydinhal is on the other side of the province

[19:33] internet police: he R hax

[19:33] Thyruus: HOW THE **** DID SHE KNOW

[19:33] internet police: she?

[19:33] Thyruus: yeh, its a she

[19:34] internet police: ok

[19:34] internet police: she R hax

[19:34] Thyruus: orc lost just then

[19:34] internet police: a war is gonna start infront of you

[19:35] internet police: and you get to watch

[19:35] Thyruus: nah, the orc was the last one. time to sell the loot, and do my real jobs

[19:35] internet police: aww

[JadedRyu]

BTW, Switch said it was okay to revive this thread (I know he told me this about 3 weeks ago, but around that time my net stopped working but now it is)

hey ppls, um there is a thread like this but it's a couple of months ago, I am pretty certain you cAn't bump threads so I thought I would make a new one.

 

Well here something funny that happened to me a few hours ago. See I was going around stealing things in the shop, And Countess Narina of Bruma was with me (Thanks to Toastersaysshare mod and a few others), she wasn't doing anything, she was saying things like "What? I didn't see a thing" or that other line, can't remeber it but they also say see if I care, it's none of my Business (Companions, bad guys and the DB, and Theives Guld usually say this). It is funny because she is a Countess, I will add a story to it like this:

 

Amber and Countess Narina went all over the market district stealing, Narina promised Amber if the guards questioned them, she would say nothing happened. Their stealing was successful until they reached the Good as new store, as Amber and Narina entered they were startled to hear the owner, Jensine's voice as she glared at Amber telling her to leave at once, beliving that the Countess of Bruma meant no harm, she threatened Amber. Amber turned to Narina and they stare at each other, winking to Narina, The Countess then turned to Jensine pulling her bow and arrow out and struck the startled human, she freaked and startered fighting.

 

"Hide! If a Guard comes, they will listen to me" Narina shouted, Amber rans up the stares and peeks out, Jensine finally gives in and runs out, Narina chases with Amber in purasuit, as they get out, Amber suggests they run before she gets to the closest Guard, throwing a last arrow at Jensine, the two snuck out of Imperial City.

 

The Next Day in the Black Courier Newspaper: "A crimewave has hit the market district of Imperial City, as Shop owners open up their stores, they found the doors were already unlocked and various of items were missing. The only witness was a scared Jensine who had arrow wounds, she told the nearest guard what happened, and when the Guard heard her report, he laughed out out loud."

 

Guard: Jensine had told me the Countess of Bruma and an unknown female snuck into her store and were going to steal, then the Countess had attacked her, which is a riduclous claim against the Countess, she was told to not give false reports about Countesses stealing, this is ridiculous as the reports that Countess Millona Umbranox was with Countess Narina, Jeanne Frasorice of the Mage Guild and Eilonwy and a unknown female going around killing people" The Guard reported, they believed that a couple of bandits had come in and scared her to death that she had thought she seen the Countess, when the mother and Countess of Chorrol heard this, she was laughing because she knew her daughter would never do this.

 

"Yes, The Count of Bravil maybe, but not my daughter, the Countess of Narina, my god the rumors spreading about Countess Millona Umbranox and Narina with a unknown female working together is silly, they aren't not the bad type" Arriana assured them. The report about Millona was almost true until A stranger who hangs around Anvil Castle claims this was not true, and the claim was more ridiculous that A Dark brotherhood member was working with them.

The cases on the Countesses were close but the Bandits still haven't been found, probably on the way to Morrowind by now one guard said.

 

Weird enough more reports of the two Countesses killing and stealing spread, and the disappearance of thier bodyguards seem a bit out of the ordinary, but they were closed everytime." The Black Courier Mail.

 

Okay, now share yours, I want to hear everything;) (If you have any funny Countess/Count stories like this then post! And put it in story format"

 

Oh BTW, yes I did actually go around with Countess Umbranox, Narina, Eilonwy, Jeanne and the darkbrotherhood member Anntoitta Marie doing this type of thing (Maybe I should create a newspaperp on the CS and put it in the game, and maybe put it up here if people are interested;)). Althought sadly Countess Umbranox, Elionwy and Anntoinetta have all disappeared, I had Anntoinetta tracked with a mod remote detect life but I made her invisble so she would be hard to kill, now she dead somewhere in Anvil Castle, I sent Eilonwy to Anvil too but she disappeared! And Countess Umbranox is missing! (I will add that soon as a story format;)), she can't be dead because she essential, she's not in any inns or lodge, she's not in the castle or anyway. And Count Andel disappeared too, and I don't ever remeber going to him in that save file..