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Why it has to be a church >:( ? Try something else.

 

Seriously? :blink:

 

 

 

 

There are two George Bushes, both of them jokes. Sort of a stealth joke screwing with the rules, and meaning. Was originally gonna put Dan Quayle and Sarah Palin, thought quayle might be too obscure for other non-americans.

 

Also...

http://i240.photobucket.com/albums/ff132/4lex/photoshopbush.jpg

 

That's funny I have never seen that one before. I once bought for a friend (who voted for him) one of those Bushism calendar things where it quoted stupid stuff he said, yeah my friend was not amused. So I kept it and had a WTF! moment ever day, lol. :biggrin: You do have to hand it to Bush Jr. though only president of the united states that you could make his speeches/state of the union... into a drinking game.

 

kk heres one,

 

1st guy: Did you hear the new guy barack, that got elected president of the US just won the nobel peace prize?

 

2nd guy: For what?

 

1st guy: Nothing!

 

2nd guy: No seriously, what did he do to deserve it?

 

1st guy: Nothing!

 

 

 

EDIT: Sorry I got the joke wrong and had to edit it.

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This one is really good xD

 

 

Two guys were in a bar, and they were both watching the television when the news came on. It showed a guy on a bridge who was about to jump, obviously suicidal. "I'll bet you $10 he'll jump," said the first guy. "Bet you $10 he won't," said the second guy.

 

Then, the guy on the television closed his eyes and threw himself off the bridge. The second guy hands the first guy the money.

 

"I can't take your money," said the first guy. "I cheated you. The same story was on the five o'clock news."

 

"No, no. Take it," said the second guy. "I saw the five o'clock news too. I just didn't think the guy was dumb enough to jump again!"

 

 

Cheers :thumbsup:

 

Maafiaman

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This one is really good xD

 

 

Two guys were in a bar, and they were both watching the television when the news came on. It showed a guy on a bridge who was about to jump, obviously suicidal. "I'll bet you $10 he'll jump," said the first guy. "Bet you $10 he won't," said the second guy.

 

Then, the guy on the television closed his eyes and threw himself off the bridge. The second guy hands the first guy the money.

 

"I can't take your money," said the first guy. "I cheated you. The same story was on the five o'clock news."

 

"No, no. Take it," said the second guy. "I saw the five o'clock news too. I just didn't think the guy was dumb enough to jump again!"

 

 

Cheers :thumbsup:

 

Maafiaman

 

Lol, that was funny.

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