spoiler What are your favorite in-game quotes?

[RustyBlade]

It's funnier when the human noble says "my warden sense is tingling when he's still in the origin story.

 

"You're not a WARDEN!"

 

I lol'd.

 

He's just having some Vousja De :wacko:

[squid blorg]

Warden: Fight my faithful Mabari hound.

 

Eamon: Ah, Warden... No. I'm afraid we can't leave the fate of all Ferelden up to your dog. Anyone with a leftover ham bone could buy his allegiance. Choose someone else.

 

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I always loved that one...

[Retribution]

"Spectaculous!"-Oghren

[xneseyx]

When the warden is in a relationship with Alistair: (can't remember the whole thing word-for-word, sorry)

 

Leliana: ...so how is he?

Warden: you said he looked happy

L: you know what I mean... those long nights... he is athletic, that's always a bonus...

W: sometimes he has some good ideas of his own\

L: it seems the little templar has grown up and plays well with others

 

(only if alistair is in the party)

 

Alistair: what is she giggling about?

W: your performance

A: my performance? what performance? and why does that warrant giggling?

L: we're just discussing how you treat her in bed, nothing to worry about.

A: how I treat her... maker's breath, what is wrong with you women?!

[Aegrus]

A somewhat darker one, yes I am evil.

 

Oren Cousland: Can I see a sword.(or words to that effect)

Fergus Cousland:You'll see a sword up close soon, I promise.

 

Do I have to remind H-Noble peeps what happens?

 

:D THAT IS EVIL!!!! AND AWESOME!

[Aegrus]

"The fact of their existence does not presuppose an intelligent design by some absentee father-figure."

 

I love how haughty Morrigan sounds when she says this. You can practically taste the loathing in the air. Also, I greatly dislike Leliana, so any time she gets verbally annihilated by my favorite evil witch, it's a good line.

Edited August 20, 2012 by Aegrus

[Camwe]

DA has so many great moments. I love the whole conversation when you first recruit Morri (hence my username). Other than that, hmm...

 

When recruiting Dog:

Warden: Alright, you can come, but only if you're useful.

Morrigan: And yet we still have Alistair along.

 

Zevran talking to Loghain (the full dialogue isn't present for the sake of avoiding spoilers):

Zevran: You know who I am, yes? I was one of the Crows you hired to kill the Grey Wardens.

Loghain: I thought you looked familiar.

Zevran: Well, I just wanted to report that I failed my mission, Loghain.

Loghain: You don't say.

Zevran: I'm terribly broken up over it.

Loghain: Hmm. Well thank you kindly for informing me.

[Camwe]

Ah, forgot Awakening! Can't leave Anders out of this, can we?

 

Nathaniel: How do the templars always find you, Anders?
Anders: Incredibly angry, that's how they find me.
Nathaniel: There must be some trick to it, surely.
Anders: They began recruiting women. The male templars never stopped to ask for directions.
Nathaniel: You're impossible to talk to.
Anders: I do my best!

[Camwe]

(When Alistair is gossiping about Morrigan) "Well aside from the fact that she's a complete and utter bi#*h, no...I dont like her at all. Why? Do you?"

 

(Alistair after Redcliffe) "Now that the warm fuzzy part is over we can get back to the ritual dismemberments. Oh wait, it's not Tuesday is it?"

 

The ritual dismemberments quote is a reference to Buffy the Vampire Slayer, as new episode would air on Tuesdays :happy: