WarPrincess Posted March 20, 2010 Share Posted March 20, 2010 My personal favorite is Alistair, saying of Morrigan, "For once, I'd like you to kick her ass for me. That's a fight I'd pay to see." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seyheb Posted March 25, 2010 Share Posted March 25, 2010 This is from one of my playthroughs when I had both Morrigan and Leliana at "care" and I bedded Morrigan. Leliana confronted my character afterwards and this is one of her lines from that conversation: Leliana: She was... you are... you're giving her... I mean, you're wading through her swamp! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seyheb Posted March 25, 2010 Share Posted March 25, 2010 This one is best with the voice to get the full innuendo. Isabella: Hmm, strong hands... Could I entice you to leave your Order and sign up as one of my crewmen? I could use those strong hands at my... helm. Warden: I don't know anything about sailing. Isabella: The ship is the best teacher. She will guide you with her sighs... her shudders, her gentle swaying as she rides the crests of the waves. Isabella: When you become one with her... instinct takes over. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkeWolf Posted March 25, 2010 Author Share Posted March 25, 2010 LOL those two are both hillarious. I guess this is what I get for using the Polygamey mod, as I've never seen that quote from Leliana.Wading thru her swamp. Wow, that's funny as hell if you have a dirty mind like I do! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Venegal Posted March 25, 2010 Share Posted March 25, 2010 This one isnt very funny reading, though they make hillarious sounds copying each other : Anders: You don't actually think your jokes are funny, do you? Oghren: Could have sworn that fly was buzzing again. Anders: "HAR! Let me tell you about my life in one word!" (Belches) Oghren: "Oh no! Don't take me back to the tower! I'm far, far too delicate!" Anders: "I'm not only a dwarf, I'm a moron! Listen to me fart!" Oghren: "Oh no, big templar man! What are you going to do with that sword?" Anders: EwwOghren: Don't play with fire unless you want to get burned, son And this one is just Legen - wait for it Anders: Like moths to a flame. Women like it when men show affection for small, fuzzy, defenseless beings. Like you. Oghren: Stupid... mage. Every time I pull something out of my robes, the women just flee. "All I want is a pretty girl, a decent meal, and the right to shoot lightning at fools." Dary!! Hahahahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brokenergy Posted April 10, 2010 Share Posted April 10, 2010 Oh how I love Alistair's rants. If you are male and started a relationship with Morrigan. Alistair: So you know about him and Morrigan, right? You've heard?Wynne: I think I know what are you talking about, yes.Alistair: And you agree with it? You don't think that it's... dangerous?Wynne: Dangerous for whom? Her? Or him?Alistair: Anyone. She's maleficar... and rotten to the core. How can he even... this can't be a good idea. She can't be a good influence on him.Wynne: I will admit that the thought did cross my mind, several times. But look at it another way...Wynne: Perhaps he will be a good influence on her.Alistair: You know, you are just too understanding about stuff like this. Can't you be more judgmental? I'm trying to rant, here.Wynne: Oh, I'm sorry. You go ahead and rant, dear, and I'll just nod my head if you like. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
squid blorg Posted April 14, 2010 Share Posted April 14, 2010 This one isnt very funny reading, though they make hillarious sounds copying each other : Anders: You don't actually think your jokes are funny, do you? Oghren: Could have sworn that fly was buzzing again. Anders: "HAR! Let me tell you about my life in one word!" (Belches) Oghren: "Oh no! Don't take me back to the tower! I'm far, far too delicate!" Anders: "I'm not only a dwarf, I'm a moron! Listen to me fart!" Oghren: "Oh no, big templar man! What are you going to do with that sword?" Anders: EwwOghren: Don't play with fire unless you want to get burned, son And this one is just Legen - wait for it Anders: Like moths to a flame. Women like it when men show affection for small, fuzzy, defenseless beings. Like you. Oghren: Stupid... mage. Every time I pull something out of my robes, the women just flee. "All I want is a pretty girl, a decent meal, and the right to shoot lightning at fools." Dary!! Hahahahaha I liked those ones and Anders "Andraste's Knicker weasels!" When he's removed from the party. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brokenergy Posted April 15, 2010 Share Posted April 15, 2010 I wish that there was dialog such as this: http://www.escapistmagazine.com/articles/view/comics/stolen-pixels/6864-Stolen-Pixels-149-Approval-Ratings Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkeWolf Posted April 15, 2010 Author Share Posted April 15, 2010 LOL I liked this one- http://www.escapistmagazine.com/articles/view/comics/stolen-pixels/6831-Stolen-Pixels-147-Naked-Greed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ell46 Posted April 20, 2010 Share Posted April 20, 2010 I heard a new one last night from Alistair as we entered the ruins in the BForest, it might not be word perfect but you get the drift, sorry if it's already been posted. "This must be werewolf city pause flea heaven" the voice inflection was brilliant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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