10 ways to know if you've gone insane

[Keanumoreira]

1. When your dog talks to you. Yeah this only happens in the movies, but if it does happen, and your not insane, I advise that you run.

2. When you enter the fourth demension. Seeing as to how this is nearly impossible I'd say you would seriously have lost your mind if your seeing yourself as an elongated snake swirving from left to right with yourself in the front and your death in the back, or the fourth demension as they call it.

3. When you no longer desire money, AT ALL,you flee the country and your in debt. Now I don't know anyone who would be dumb enough to do this but there are people like that, we call them criminals.

4. When your universe overlaps with another. This would be so cool if only it was really happening and it isn't a severe stress issue that could be causing this to transpire in the first place.

5. When you think your drowning in your money bath. It has been said that people who are like billionaires can lose their mind with money involved. So if your in a money bath and you believe your drowning, you might be going insane. That or you accidently turned the water on, somehow stuck to the bottom, and you are actually drowning in your money bath, then forgive me.

6. When you believe that the sun is a giant orange. For some reason I would like to believe that dogs would think this, but it doesn't apply to them. If your thinking the sun is fruit then your wrong. They both may be good sources of Vitiman C but theres one of them you don't want to eat.

7. When you mock a mocking bird. Let's not go down this road.

8. When you mistake your finger for a mini hotdog. Now I've heard of people who are meatatarians, but common this is just wrong.

9. When you act like a chicken. This is one of the first signs and one of the most serious. Symptomes include savory smell, crispy cravings, desire to cook ones self in an oven, desire to marry a Turkey and or rooster, strong craving to bock, short temper that only a mother could love, and desire to eat self.

10. When you believe there is a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow. First of all rainbows stretch for miles so good luck. Two they are hard to locate, and three when you finally reach the end of rainbow and you find skittles instead, why fret? TASTE THE RAINBOW!

 

Well guys there you have it, 10 ways to know if you've gone insane. Thanks for reading and I hope you enjoyed it.

[MonsterHunterMaster]

*joke* I guess you experienced all of those things, didn't you? :P *joke*

[MalachiDelacot]

Sounds like regular life to me.

[zprospero]

10. When you believe there is a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow. First of all rainbows stretch for miles so good luck. Two they are hard to locate, and three when you finally reach the end of rainbow and you find skittles instead, why fret? TASTE THE RAINBOW!

 

Seriously? Because I have found the end of a rainbow (I'm completely serious) and all I found was corn! (Again, I am completely serious).

 

I got ripped off. I really like Skittles... :(