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What I want to know is, who puts the nose rings in the minotaurs? Do they do it themselves? Perhaps it is some sort of initiation rite. Therefore adding to their suspected sentience. Just because you don't wear pants and your girlfriend has 6 nipples, does not mean you can't put a hoop through your nose.

 

It takes me back to Morrowind, where I used to wonder about the motivation of the Ogrims nipple piercings...are they one of the more intelligent Daedra?

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I always questioned where and when people use the restroom...although I guess it wouldn't be called that since there is no restroom for one to speak of. When Povuholo was building furniture out of gold I asked him to build a toilet for just that reason.
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who puts the nose rings in the minotaurs? Do they do it themselves?

 

That was a great question indeed. So good.

 

I myself wonder, how come no NPCs notice something is weird when you're invisible and accidentally hit them while walking? Don't they have a sense of touch?

 

I also wonder why all the forts in Cyrodiil are in ruins, even though many of them are inhabited by kidna intelligent beings. They must extremely lazy, to not want to re-construct them.

 

And more important, does the character keep on drawing the local area map all the while? he/she must have amazing carthographic skills!

 

I was just wondering, if you turn clipping off, and start walking upwards, do you eventually get to the stars? Will have to try that later lol

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i have a theory to the lack of children.. how many people have you seen in oblivion actually kiss? or for that matter hold hands? or even stand closer then 3 feet ?

husband and wife just doesnt work they don't do anything!

there must be a strange inhibiter in the food and water ala city 17 in HL2...

 

btw whomever is doing the child mod, have they considered modding a race of hobbits?

 

pete

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Well if you've done the all women thieves gang mission that throws the lack of sex thing out
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I want to know if bandits have a standard rulebook that outlines what they should wear and where they should stand when waiting for poor innocent victims.

 

Also, I want to know why Human skin is such a good alchemical ingredient, yet I can't seem to skin a human. :( It's like I'm all thumbs.

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... I was just wondering, if you turn clipping off, and start walking upwards, do you eventually get to the stars? Will have to try that later lol

Nah, the stars are just an image file. No matter how far up you go you'll never get any closer. Maybe in TES V, eh? ^^

 

I have one. How do I keep removing meat and such from corpses without making a big mess? Good surgical skills? :P

 

In answer to the toilet question: well, it's proud Tamrielic tradition. The sewers are just there so thieves can skulk around your cellars with ease. People actually go to the toilet in their gardens, obviously. Great fertiliser that.

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I always questioned where and when people use the restroom...although I guess it wouldn't be called that since there is no restroom for one to speak of. When Povuholo was building furniture out of gold I asked him to build a toilet for just that reason.

 

Ah yes... :D

Too bad you can't drop coins in oblivion (not that i would succeed in making something out of it) And pillows aren't seperate objects anymore either.

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My question: Why don't shopkeepers buy items over a certain price, lets say 600, while they don't mind buying items worth 600 gold a thousand times? (yes it's an innocent question)

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I always questioned where and when people use the restroom...although I guess it wouldn't be called that since there is no restroom for one to speak of. When Povuholo was building furniture out of gold I asked him to build a toilet for just that reason.

 

Ah yes... :D

Too bad you can't drop coins in oblivion (not that i would succeed in making something out of it) And pillows aren't seperate objects anymore either.

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My question: Why don't shopkeepers buy items over a certain price, lets say 600, while they don't mind buying items worth 600 gold a thousand times? (yes it's an innocent question)

Believe it or not I never thought of it that way....thats pretty good. I think I was so happy that they had infinite gold as long as it was under their cap (unlike morrowind), that i never even thought of how little sense that makes.

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