Ledrif Posted April 23, 2006 Share Posted April 23, 2006 Why is it that the town guards are powerful foes if you get into a fight with them, but the citizens have to hire the Fighter's Guild to take care of the criminals? haha thats a easy one, remember that quest to get chillrend or whatever, where a father tells you to help his sons fight goblins that atk his farm?if you talk to a guard about it he says(i did long ago might just have to talk to them): we have to defend the city not what is outside it, or he has no proof of monsters we cant let the city be unguarded...(or around those lines)to put it simple guards only want to atk dark brotherhood, theives guild junkies who happen to only have a count of ...one!...lol plus as you can tell each city has about 15 guards(give or take, alot more for imperial), and they are much weaker than you, at lvl 12 i wiped out every single last person in the entire city of bruma -castle, houses, guilds and all, all in one go, yet 3 cows standing on two feet with noise rings around a unicorn kicks my ass so much i had to use a potion and lose my 5k mount. -------------------------------------------------------------what i want to know is why do you do a quest for the lord of evil?a dadric shire has his name on it...he is evil...i do have 100 fame, why would i help the lord of evil?(because i have 89 infamy :ph34r: :excl: )... also The gray fox helm,detect life 120feet,200feather,25 sneak...what is the point of this helm???i thought it was sweet just to find 5min later it sucks...-detect life WOOT, not needed but taken WOOT!-200feather but cant go into civilisation(typo) with it...why carry 3-6 more items if you cant take them into towns???-25 sneak...wow just get to 100 and have 40% cham and nothing can see you anyway... :dry: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Malchik Posted April 23, 2006 Share Posted April 23, 2006 Why is it that the weather changes if you fast travel between adjacent sectors of the Imperial City? What method of food preservation did they use, so food (e.g. on the ghost infested Emma May) is still fresh after 200 years? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marxist ßastard Posted April 23, 2006 Share Posted April 23, 2006 Why is it that the weather changes if you fast travel between adjacent sectors of the Imperial City? ...Because time advances accordingly. What method of food preservation did they use, so food (e.g. on the ghost infested Emma May) is still fresh after 200 years? None. The food is replaced by magical pixies every three days, and every time you gain five levels. As for how cheeses &c. stay fresh... Pyramid power? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
finniksa Posted April 23, 2006 Share Posted April 23, 2006 Which goblin's job is it to decorate with only skulls? "Look Grogguk, we want this whole cave done before the other tribe gets here. We have to look organized. Here's a pile of skulls and some rats. Get working." "Can I paint the skulls and put goodies inside them to make the cave more festive?" "...No, but you can do that with the zombie bodies." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stampede Posted April 24, 2006 Author Share Posted April 24, 2006 Haha, perhaps they have like a communal pot where each tribe member tosses in the skull of their kill. As far as the poles with skulls go, I would imagine a lowly common or garden goblin is assigned to that duty at random or depending on how he is viewd by his superiors. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Killians5 Posted April 24, 2006 Share Posted April 24, 2006 Maybe they have trding spaces Goblin Edition... "Ok so we need to redecorate this cave using only skulls from nords, with our $50 budget your gonna have to get really good with a dagger and go to Skyrim, thats your homework....." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stampede Posted April 24, 2006 Author Share Posted April 24, 2006 Hahaha, probably tried to market them to pilgrims, but failed and are now trying to write the book on how to get a 1001 uses from an old skull. Here's my question, though it can be answered, I keep forgetting to research it. Do beggars sleep in the rain? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
odark Posted April 28, 2006 Share Posted April 28, 2006 First off I love this thread! Why isn't there a food chain?Wolf 1: Sup?Wolf 2: Yao...Deer 1: WASSA!Wolf 1: Word...Wolf 2: Look that player character is sneaking up on us again.Deer 1: As you were! ::runs away::Wolf 1: GrrrrWolf 2: Grrr ::jump off cliff:: What is it that bandits look to gain hunting wild horses?::sneaks up on camp and readys his bow of doom::"Oh yeah you stupid kitty, I'm gonna head shot you and drag your ragged corpse into that fire!"Kitty: TO ARMS, TO ARMS! ::runs off in random direction::"WTF?"::puts away weapon and sneaks up on a rock for a better vantage point to see kitty get killed by a black horse::"What a way to go!" Why is it that adventurers always bust in when your 3 inches from a sneak attack on a unsuspecting creature? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BrightAsh Posted May 3, 2006 Share Posted May 3, 2006 I wonder why the hell every monster in cyrodiil aims to attack my 5000,- dollar horse, which is really no threat at all, instead of me... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stampede Posted May 3, 2006 Author Share Posted May 3, 2006 Does a wraiths beard stop growing? When does it start? Is your player character a virgin? How do Dremoras breed? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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