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What crime are you meant to have committed? And having committed it why are you compelled to suddenly become good?

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A do-gooder might have been wrongfully imprisioned.

 

My self-named good-hearted Breton spellsword was caught consorting with people that the Watch suspected to be part of some secret society in the city, so they nabbed him in order to get him to spill the beans.

 

Since he didn't actually know anything about the society, he couldn't go free.

 

The secret society in question? The Order of the Virtuous Blood (first time I played the game, Ralsa Norvalo ran up to me and, quite inexplicably, exclaimed "You're back! Have you reconsidered?..." and I had no clue what she was talking about, I concluded she referred to something that my character was supposed to consider before he ended up in prison).

 

 

 

As to what my current character did (the cold-hearted DB one) she was caught disseminating the accounts of events in MLB games without the express written consent from the Commissioner of Baseball. As you know, a capital offense. :unsure:

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how come people arent scared of me when i have a bounty greater than 200 000 and over 400 infamy? How come guards know who i am when im wearing a hood and face mask? how come short little wood elfs run up to me and demand money or my life from my lvl 50 redguard in full daedric? How come civilians try to attack me after i just butchered half the imperial watch? How come i have so many questions?! :P
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how come people arent scared of me when i have a bounty greater than 200 000 and over 400 infamy? How come guards know who i am when im wearing a hood and face mask? how come short little wood elfs run up to me and demand money or my life from my lvl 50 redguard in full daedric? How come civilians try to attack me after i just butchered half the imperial watch? How come i have so many questions?! :P

 

A1. The people are short-sited and don't know who you are.

A2. The guards are psychic and know everything and would kill you over a fork or a strawberry.

A3. The wood elves are mentally retarded and are psycho and mental and will find the first person they can see and attack them.

A4. As I said, the people are short-sited and don't know what just happened, who you are and why they are attacking you.

A5. You are a wood elf.*

 

Hope those answers helped

 

*Or that could be the fact that this thread is supposed to answer a lot of questions.

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Another one: When beating each other to pulp, the first two "Gods" dunno what the Names are, the first beeings in the tes world, lets call them "Franz" and "Alfred". When Franz finally defeated Alfred, Alfred managed to stab Franz once before dying.

Now, the Blood of the Good one became the eight Divines. Talos was invited to the Club a little later.

The mingled Blood became all sorts of Men, Mer, Lizards, Cats and Greenskins.

The Blood of the Evil one became the Daedra. Princes of Darkness who can make the Sky red and turn your Life into endless orment and Pain. Daedra are pretty much like Ordane Ministers :P

So, the Daedra are supposed to be evil, Bad to the Bone. How come Azura and some others arent such evil creatures?

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Another one: When beating each other to pulp, the first two "Gods" dunno what the Names are, the first beeings in the tes world, lets call them "Franz" and "Alfred". When Franz finally defeated Alfred, Alfred managed to stab Franz once before dying.

Now, the Blood of the Good one became the eight Divines. Talos was invited to the Club a little later.

The mingled Blood became all sorts of Men, Mer, Lizards, Cats and Greenskins.

The Blood of the Evil one became the Daedra. Princes of Darkness who can make the Sky red and turn your Life into endless orment and Pain. Daedra are pretty much like Ordane Ministers :P

So, the Daedra are supposed to be evil, Bad to the Bone. How come Azura and some others arent such evil creatures?

The Cyrodiilic pantheon of The Nine versus the Daedric Princes is but one interpretation of one religion found on Nirn. What you are questioning is akin to asking a Mormon to explain the nature of Kali.

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Well...

I`ve got some questions too.

 

To be exact, they are about Ayleid Ruins.

 

Where did they sleep?

 

Didn`t they have any privacy? I mean, no houses, no walls, nothing. Not even curtains.

 

As I see it, the way of a AR is pretty clear, theres only one way. Now, how did they go to the bathroom?

Suppose King Gindelion of Nenalata wanted to go to the toilet.

He goes along the corridor to the toilet and suddenly gets sliced in half by a swinging blade, or when he sits on the toilet, suddenly he realises that it has been built upon trap(the ones who you stand upon and then get squashed to the ceiling) and experinces that that hadn`been a good idea.

 

They had to be really careful.

 

Well thats about all, no wait, how do headless zombies moan?

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Why would anyone build a toilet when People can go their entire Life without eating?

 

The Traps in Ayleid Ruins probaply keep functioning with magical means. Which would be the same Thing that kept them from going off when the original inhabitants wandered the Halls.

 

Headless Zombies can walk, attack and get "killed". How do they moan? Well, even without a Head or a mouth for that matter, you can still breathe. Why you would do that when you are an undead is beyond me, but the Pressure Builduo is done by Muscles expanding your Chest and therefore, te Lungs in it. Air is pulled in.

 

That Air being pulled through the Rest of the Neck would make some Sound, of course i dont know if it would be that "moaning" sound from the Zombies.

 

I never decapitated someone to hear the Sound it would make when the last Air escapes from the Lungs, gotta try that sometime. If i do, I'll record the Noise and post it here :D

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Wood is a convenient building material. Wood decays, especially if unmaintained. What makes you think that the ruins (and Imperial City) were the only things the Ayleids built?

 

As for the blood origins previously mentioned, the account you read was probably one of the versions of the Anuad, one version of which says this:

The blood of Padomay became the Daedra. The blood of Anu became the stars. The mingled blood of both became the Aedra (hence their capacity for good and evil, and their greater affinity for earthly affairs than the Daedra, who have no connection to Creation).

 

However, it could be argued that "good and evil" is less appropriate than "stasis and change", or "order and chaos".

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