Fifoo Posted April 29, 2010 Share Posted April 29, 2010 "... Poor... Earthlings... disorganized... easily disheartened... Ack...Ack" http://img40.imageshack.us/img40/9652/martian.jpgzzzzZAP!!! Countdown back to - 0 - Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Omeletter Posted April 29, 2010 Share Posted April 29, 2010 What is that thing? We prefer weapons for REAL MEN!http://freedomarizona.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/shotgun.jpg Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderCrazy Posted April 29, 2010 Share Posted April 29, 2010 Yes, Omeletter! Real men use toy shotguns! :pinch: :thumbsup: 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Omeletter Posted April 29, 2010 Share Posted April 29, 2010 Lol, Commander Crazy! 3. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderCrazy Posted April 29, 2010 Share Posted April 29, 2010 4. Wait... I have a plan! :thumbsup: http://www.computerstructures.com/images/Large_command_center_Small.jpg <- TARGET LOCATED.----------------------------------------------http://z.about.com/d/usmilitary/1/0/e/K/pg63l.gif <- MISSILE LAUNCHED. STAGE 1 COMPLETE.TELEMETRY ADJUSTMENT.................COMPLETE.RANGE:: 100,026.233.ETA: 5MINSTAGE 2 COMPLETE. MISSILE IN FLIGHT. STAGE 3........ COMPLETE.ADJUSTING FINAL APPROACH VECTOR..... COMPLETE.DRIFT: 1METRE. http://communiststudents.org.uk/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/airstrike-rafah.jpg IMPACT. IMPACT. IMPACT.--------------------------------------LIFE SIGNS:: NONE.TARGET NEUTRALISED.-------------------------------------- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fifoo Posted April 29, 2010 Share Posted April 29, 2010 http://i995.photobucket.com/albums/af76/jdj8callaham/Lois/Lois/funny-pics_animated_ak47cat.gif ALARM ! "... Poor... Earthlings... easily disheartened... decoy engaged... missile lead... false target... Third World War enclenched... Ack...Ack" http://img40.imageshack.us/img40/9652/martian.jpgzzzzZAP!!! Countdown back to - 0 - Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CommanderCrazy Posted April 30, 2010 Share Posted April 30, 2010 Wanna play hardball eh?Oh, great. See me coming on my own so you fly back to your home planet?FINE BY ME! http://www.dlr.de/iss/en/Portaldata/1/Resources/portal_news/NewsArchiv2006/col-cc_gesamt.jpg <-- TARGET LOCATED. PLANET CRACKER VIII READIED.-----------------------------------------------------------AUTOMATED SYSTEM ONLINE. AUTO CALCULATIONS COMPLETE.. PLANET CRACKER FIRING.http://asuwlink.uwyo.edu/~jimkirk/missile/Peacekeeper_missile.jpg SYS.421 PROTOCOL ENGAGED..... MISSILE IN FLIGHT. http://asuwlink.uwyo.edu/~jimkirk/missile/PK_launch4-big.jpg ETA: 65MINUTES. FINAL VECTOR ADJUSTMENTS.............COMPLETE.DRIFT: NONE. http://orangeedge.com/images/experiments/explosionPlanet.jpg------------------------------------------IMPACT. IMPACT. IMPACT.PLANET DESTROYED.----------------------------------------- World war 3 stopped before it begins.I am a hero!You now cannot ZAP for 1 day, unless you find a clever / creative way to bring yourself back.preferably not like 'Wrong planet, you missed!' Oh yeah. 1.QUICKLY! GET TO 20! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mccrab Posted April 30, 2010 Share Posted April 30, 2010 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Omeletter Posted April 30, 2010 Share Posted April 30, 2010 3. And to finish Evil off, watch this! Skip to about 2:00 and watch the Nuclear Storm!http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3biGnY5sDNw The last of enemies' forces needs cleaning. Skip to about 0:25, so you don't have to wait.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OJMtqEHoMt8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brokenergy Posted April 30, 2010 Share Posted April 30, 2010 I guess I missed a bit! 4? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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