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This is really one of those coincidental times. Yesterday I had a great sighting of two exciting orbs on a new gal at where I have routine business. I was so delighted at the two jumbo boobs bulging from her blouse I nearly got caught up in them and forgot why I was there.

 

Today again, while awaiting my turn at a stores checkout stand, I was affected by the delight of two more D cup milk jugs. All this talk on the forum must be engaging my synaptic and dendrite functions along the neural network that sets off us guys thrill alerts.

 

I thought I was getting too old for the admiration.

 

I have been on heavy metal detoxing and cleansing internal organ programs for the last two months, and man, look out gals I am feeling my oats again! Two more weeks and I am going to be able to get my second blood work examinations to see if I am going to need a liver transplant or just a nice pat on the head.

 

I hope it is a pat on the head from that female 30 something RN who checked me out the last time.

 

For those who are in wonder, "There are no narcotics in use." Two very good over the counter packages are causing it all to happen.

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I think there are quite a few women who play video games and even more who use the internet. I noticed that quite a few prior posters mentioned that women make good modders, and that was the first thought that came to my mind when I saw your post. I'm fairly new to this world of mods, but I must say that quite a few of the ones that have most impressed me have been done by women. That is not to say that men don't do great mods as well, because they do. I'm just saying that women seem to put a great deal of time and thought into their work on the mods, and I'm guessing that is because they have spent time playing the games, and know how they would like to see them run. I'm a woman, and I know a little about computers. But my husband is a computer tech who has been in the business for lots and lots of years and knows tons about computers. He is not a gamer, but he is handy to have around when I have computer questions. I would say he probably spends more time on the internet than I do; but I spend waaaaay more time on video games than he does. I hope that answers your question.
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Jay probably has the right attitude here, he, I believe said, "He came here looking to meet girls and ended up modding" etc.

 

Is that right, JaySuS?

 

I think Modding grows on some people, like a story teller learns to improve as they tell more and more tales. Practice and studying the viewers expressions helps a story teller.

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erm no i didnt come here to meet girls lol (i mean cmon lol, nexus, the perfect pickup parlor? LMFAO) i came to get mods for morrowind and started modding cause the stuff i wanted wasnt here yet :tongue:, when i came here i still met girls all the time, but since im out of uni the frequency kinda dropped dramatically :confused:

 

however theres this other kind of girl, the groupie, those gals just came by, out of nothing, all those groupies can actually be quite annoying, sometimes i open my closet looking for the last clean shirt and there they are, throwing their bras in my face and unleashing their devilish giggling, once i started to work on a new model and suddenly two hands grabbed and dragged me to the bedroom where to my horror even more groupies were waiting, being a modder can be hard sometimes :unsure:

however i dont think being stalked by a sexy girl does create good base for a relationship ...i think... but what do i know :teehee:

 

and pag, good to hear that those ol bones still have the mojo to go after 30 somins, good luck with that pad on the head too! might work better if it were two of those orbs that did the padding though i believe... yes i do... would look kinda ridiculous now that i think of it but prolly feels great... 75D mmmh... ya... would feel good and heal even gunshot wounds

 

p.s.

im not fat, thats just my buildt in beer rerserve and its running dry, am about to swap from the barrel to the six pack in a few days due to my rigerous j-fu excercises... sneakers are just perfect for me, adapted that style when i was still skating

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It has been a pleasure writing here and there upon the subject. I think I will go join the vasectomy crowd, or better yet, test all the women for diseases two months in advance of furthering their career in my company.

University leanings tend to keep me busy watching my Prof's until one of them holding tenure in my area's of expertise gives my sense's calling because of their failings.

 

Got to keep the Alumni happy!

 

I am beginning to think that keeping the young women, that pass all the health tests, like King Henry the VIII did, is best. With our cleaner technology it will likely be I even out live his life span, plenty of healthy livers out there. As it seems he and I have some similar ideas about the way of running a household, a keep, and brothel.

 

Oh! No need for a brothel, "OwtH?" In these days, Hey! I can just send the rejected one's to your closet parties.

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Oh! By the way! I thought I had better add here, I am just Fabricating, my next life, as life is but a dream.

 

:whistling:

Row, row, row your boat, gently down the stream; Merrily, merrily, merrily life is just a dream...

 

:whistling:

 

Have a good one (1)!

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Just my 2 cents here... and PLEASE!!!! don't scream and throw plushies at me... Ok... I bought The Sims.. and Sims 2.. showed them to my sis.. and now she's hooked..She loves modding the Sims.. I have basically all girls here.... and the youngest loves Runescape and also shares my City of Heroes account.. she loves it as much as I do. HAHA.. she loves playing tanks and scrappers.. me.. I like playing Blasters.. I hate getting in close and personal... no way I'm messing up my beautiful clothing.. the sewers are bad enough. Many girls play offline games.. and almost as many online... I know my sis is scared of online gaming... no idea why...yet I know that I and many others do like online too.. For me online gaming first and foremost is a fun way to socialize... the gaming part comes next and might be very fun depending on the game.I've played ones where socializing was not often or really a part of the game.. I HATED those games..

 

BTW... I'm not gonna get mad at a guy if he likes to start at my shoes and stops at my chin... but he'd better at least PRETEND to look at my face when I speak.. but most guys have trouble doing that with me... you want to look at my boobs well you don't have much choice but to look me in the face.. HAHAHAHA!!! being short ROCKS!!

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BTW... I'm not gonna get mad at a guy if he likes to start at my shoes and stops at my chin... but he'd better at least PRETEND to look at my face when I speak.. but most guys have trouble doing that with me... you want to look at my boobs well you don't have much choice but to look me in the face.. HAHAHAHA!!! being short ROCKS!!

 

I was doing my best not to make an uncomfortable gesture and suggest I think everything there is to know about finding a girl who likes me as well. E.g., I was asking a gal that was helping some people questions about various things, e.g., flowers, food, drinks, and my 85 year old Dad told me to shut up as he was getting embarrassed as my dialog seemed to be stupid. Yes, interviewing a female to find out what kind of flowers she likes (allergies), what kind of food she likes (allergies) , and what other preferences she has (health conscious) before trying to pop the question asking for a date can seem like an idiotic interrogation. Since Dad interrupted my flow of questions I had to respond to him quickly before he may have lost the short term reason for there, "Pardon my nerdness!"

 

I turned to him and said, "I am just trying to find out what she likes. It would have been nice to know if the girl and I had any interests in common before I tried to go the next step." Since he interrupted the conversation before I could get anything off to the next step of finding out if she'd be interested in my person asking her out on a date. The thing that torments me as I write is, his girlfriend, "his 70ish female companion" said, "Why don't you do things like that for me?"

 

Yes! I am a serious hunter, and would not mind if the gal who I found has delightful boobs and the rest of her also was attractive to my minds eyes, and liked certain floral arrangements, food (similar to my taste), and maybe even liked me enough, to find out about what I liked, a little more than any other girls. I would not mind at all. But to find a girl who also finds my nerdy lumber jack, straight up and down, style curveless body has proven to be difficult, especially now, since that girl at the Eagles Manor will not let me interview her further. I have to go find and another place to hunt. Bye, bye.

 

Since my contract with a business I am a salesman for is going to expire tomorrow, I will be moving on toward retirement. So what if I am a sorry nerd, geek, pencil neck, or what ever slang detritus anyone wants to call me. So what if I never cleaved to a female after leaving my parents. The hunt and chase was still a lot of fun for me, anyway.

 

Who knows, I may be in your neighborhood some day, in my geriatric form trying to sell some vitamin's and minerals to help keep that healthy balance in your diet, along with some skincare product to keep your beautiful glow. So you don't end up turning out having problems like me. Bye, bye.

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