spets21 Posted June 1, 2010 Share Posted June 1, 2010 is that the banter from ostagar? yeah i think i remember that one . EWWW that's a sick thought hahaha that's like doing it with you're mother sooooo disturbing lol :sick: :yucky: :wallbash: bioware has some twisted creative staff HAHAHA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dileos Posted June 2, 2010 Share Posted June 2, 2010 Ohgren's party banter is some of the funniest stuff I've heard in a video game: * Oghren: I swear. The things I could do to you. * Morrigan: Ugh. It is leering at me once again... * Oghren: Oh. Did I say that out loud? * Oghren: Aye, sure. Why not? * Wynne: Pardon? * Oghren: Oh, I'd give you a roll. Why not? * Wynne: A "roll?" * Oghren: Aye. Any time. Preferably in the dark. * Wynne: I suppose I should be flattered. * Oghren: I'm not sure I have the equipment for that, but sure, whatever gets you working. * Oghren: So... you come here often? * Sigrun: No, I've never been this close to the surface. * Oghren: Well, you're welcome to come with me anytime. A-ny-time. * Sigrun: I'm sorry, what? * Oghren: The name's Oghren, by the way... but the ladies pronounce it "Ohhh-ghren." # Oghren: So... what are you doing tonight?# Sigrun: Sleeping. Alone. With a knife under my pillow.# Oghren: (Snickers) Hot. There's too many to list Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thandal Posted June 2, 2010 Share Posted June 2, 2010 Yes, I'd say that if measured by the sheer tonnage of remarks, Oghren wins. But for my money, Zev has the more... sophisticated(?) line of blather. Exhibit One: "Pirate Zevran reporting for duty! Permission to come aboard?" ;D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thandal Posted June 2, 2010 Share Posted June 2, 2010 On the other hand, there's a picture I can't get out of my head of Leli blushing deep crimson (and that's not an easy get right there!) as she says, "Let's never speak of this again." after an interlude that included, (among others) both Isabella and Zevran. Ahhh, the creative world of fantasy (if not overtly erotic) fiction! :teehee: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tinylewtgriffon Posted June 3, 2010 Share Posted June 3, 2010 heh heh heh...asschabs...Oh Oghren... lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SpellAndShield Posted June 3, 2010 Share Posted June 3, 2010 On the other hand, there's a picture I can't get out of my head of Leli blushing deep crimson (and that's not an easy get right there!) as she says, "Let's never speak of this again." after an interlude that included, (among others) both Isabella and Zevran. Ahhh, the creative world of fantasy (if not overtly erotic) fiction! :teehee: BTW, is there a mod out there that actually does the sex cutscenes with Isabella? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
danscott84 Posted June 3, 2010 Share Posted June 3, 2010 On the other hand, there's a picture I can't get out of my head of Leli blushing deep crimson (and that's not an easy get right there!) as she says, "Let's never speak of this again." after an interlude that included, (among others) both Isabella and Zevran. Ahhh, the creative world of fantasy (if not overtly erotic) fiction! :teehee: BTW, is there a mod out there that actually does the sex cutscenes with Isabella? I don't think anyone has tried yet. I know Taurox mentioned he might with his Pearl Redone, but haven't seen anything of him in quite a while. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
r5r4y Posted June 4, 2010 Share Posted June 4, 2010 Oghren of course... # Oghren: So, you and the Grey Warden, huh? (Chuckles)# Morrigan: I hope you're not referring to Alistair.# Oghren: Him? Does he even like girls?# Morrigan: I believe the matter is still up for debate.# Alistair: (if present) *Sigh* I'm right here, you know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RustyBlade Posted June 7, 2010 Share Posted June 7, 2010 Me: I killed an Arl's son for raping my cousin. King Cailan: You... what? The look on his face and the tone of his voice is priceless. Not really funny I know but it is unbelievable cheek :devil: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RetryAgain Posted June 8, 2010 Share Posted June 8, 2010 Oghren: Just give me the cup, I'll gargle and spit. Me: You're not allowed to spit. Oghren: He he. That's what I say too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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